He he he he evil laugh... This is
one of the most fun pages here @ Psycho-Techies! We've all got a
TD, and it's more than likely that he/she has a nasty power-trip
"I'm better than all of you combined" "Do what I
say or I'll kill you" attitude, right? If yours isn't that
way, I can only say that you must be in Tech Heaven and I'm
praying that ours gets better. Anyway, for those of you not in
Tech Heaven, this page is for you. And if your a TD reading this
page, then you know what the techies are thinking when they look
at you and grin evilly...
1. When he/she hands you something
and tells you "Go put this back where it goes," and
hands you something, put it as far away from the place where it
goes as it can possibly be.
2. Come in very early one
day and turn all the stuff backstage upside-down and then make
yourself scarce. Walk in casually with the other techies.
3. "Reverse the
Stage." Put everything that belongs on one side of the stage
on the other and so on and so forth.
4. Get together with the
techies and plan this one together. You all walk in one day and
not speak English, but only to the TD.
5. Glue a quarter to the
stage and when you are cleaning up (like after a show) see if
your TD tries to pick it up.