How to Mess With Your TD's Head!


He he he he evil laugh... This is one of the most fun pages here @ Psycho-Techies! We've all got a TD, and it's more than likely that he/she has a nasty power-trip "I'm better than all of you combined" "Do what I say or I'll kill you" attitude, right? If yours isn't that way, I can only say that you must be in Tech Heaven and I'm praying that ours gets better. Anyway, for those of you not in Tech Heaven, this page is for you. And if your a TD reading this page, then you know what the techies are thinking when they look at you and grin evilly...

1. When he/she hands you something and tells you "Go put this back where it goes," and hands you something, put it as far away from the place where it goes as it can possibly be.

2. Come in very early one day and turn all the stuff backstage upside-down and then make yourself scarce. Walk in casually with the other techies.

3. "Reverse the Stage." Put everything that belongs on one side of the stage on the other and so on and so forth.

4. Get together with the techies and plan this one together. You all walk in one day and not speak English, but only to the TD.

5. Glue a quarter to the stage and when you are cleaning up (like after a show) see if your TD tries to pick it up.


Got any ideas? E-mail them to: Bugbyte77@yahoo,com
Last revised: August 21, 2000.