1. What time was it when the King's feet hurt?
A: Time to change shoes.
2. Which of King Vitaman's knights weighs 300 pounds?
A: Sir Lunchalot.
3. What runs around the King's castle?
A: Mice.
4. What's the King's favorite cereal?
A: King Vitaman.
5. How much cereal does the kingdom eat each day?
A: A moat load.
6. What's the King's favorite sporting event?
A: Dragon Racing.
Russ Dimino 2000
