Here is some basic information about me.
weight: 190 lbs
height: 6'2"
age: 17
phone number: 607-276-7489
address: I'm a nomad
hair color: brown or dirty blonde.
eye color: brown green.
stupid or smart?: smart
sexual preference: missionary
nicknames: none
favorite band: Lionel Ritchie
least favorite band: creed, they are terrible
favorite quote(s): "Psycho Killer? Qu'est-ce c'est?"
idol: JC
favorite sports: soccer, skiing, hockey fights. that's right, just the fights.
hottest woman ever: jennifer lopez
stupidest, ugliest, most annoying woman ever:
hottest man ever: pleading the fifth
favorite season: winter or summer, i can't take this in between crap. makes me sneeze
girlfriend/boyfriend: nope/nope
shirt size: Big
pant size: All I know is it's the size they never have
birthday: December 22, one of those years in the eighties...they were all the same
favorite holiday: bank holiday (britain), it's on may seventh. Isn't that cool? I mean, a holiday celebrating banks. Why isn't the US so creative?
least favorite holiday: Kwanzaa. It's so fake.
favorite baseball team?: Mets
least favorite baseball team: Yanks and Braves, Yanks and Braves.
hats or no hats: depends on the moon phase
favorite hat: hmm...the DARE hat is pretty hot
least favorite hat: none
pets? Pack of Raptors
favorite old school rap band: Tribe Called Quest
favorite animal: Oliphaunt
favorite sea animal: Mermaids, the species without sea shells over their breasts
powerpoint or hyperstudio? Who the hell still uses Hyperstudio?
favorite color: blue, grey, yellow
favorite book: That one trilogy about all those little dudes with that funky ring and they have to destroy it and there's that little goblin snot thing running around...I forget the name
favorite movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
favorite song: Mr. Bojangles
favorite album ever: Ultimate Manilow
favorite thing about editors: They get a special part of the newspaper to say whatever the hell they want and nobody can do anything about it. ha
favorite name for a girl: Maude, Beatrice
favorite name for a guy: Shredder, Xavier Maxwell III
best screen name ever invented by any human being: ImATableSaw
worst screen name: tunaguy65
coolest numberz: 22, 392, 47, 11
dumbest number: 74, 3 and it's not magical, 99 if you think about it the same way you think about 69. Aw, you pervert!
best swear word: Bitch...I mean it is so versatile. Bitch can refer to almost any girl, a whore, anything you own, a place, the act of forcing another into submission, and even a female dog.
motto: "It's not a question of whether you're 'being' or 'not being,' but a question of whether you'll get credit for it."
funniest dude ever: This guy who was on Jay Leno once. Jay was like, "this guy got booed off the stage last time. But he wants to tell you he's not annoying in his own way." Dude comes out on the stage banging two water jugs togther yelling, "I am not annoying!! I am not annoying!!" It was great.
best actor ever: nicolas cage
best actress ever: Grace from Ferris
worst actor ever: Keanu.....aaaaaaaaaa sucka
worst actress ever: Hmm.
best guitarist ever: Jimi Hendrix
worst guitarist ever: me
age: 19
favorite plant type: cactuses...cacti...those spiny things
favorite way to pick up a girl: "So um, you wanna go have sex or something?" I'm telling you. Gets em every time.
least favorite way to pick up a girl: This whole collection of meaningless practices, like taking her out to dinner or giving sensual massages or shopping together or getting married or whatever.
best TV show: The Simpsons.
favorite computer game: Warcraft II
favorite time of day: TIME TO GET ILL
age: 16
favorite part of personal profiles: the end
