QUOTES

• Kelly: Fishay, fishay...who's your fishay?
• Meghan: I just can't listen to their old stuff anymore because it reminds me that they're Hanson and that just doesn't fit with the hot image that I have of them now.
• Kate as Geoffrey: "I'm Geoffrey!" (I guess you need to hear it)
• Me: Oh shit, you're Kate!
• Kate: Hey look, the bones in my foot stick out.
• Opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one and everyone stinks!
• Me: Can you just imagine a strip club named 'Bananas'?
  Andrea: I'm trying to!
• Random townie at bowling alley: "Suck my dicky!"
  Same random townie later: "Bitches beware, you're in for a scare!
• Jessica: Toush me an dah, mudda fukka!
• If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• QTPi347: ok so i found that note u'd written me on the comp that day and u were talking about my (nonexistent) hot guy...and u were like "so keep this note cuz then when he sees u at band camp, u can use it to wipe up his drool"
• bigbubby25: eeeewwwwwww
• GerManMonKeyPoo: friends can hold hands and cuddle right?
• Merripen: paint tastes good
  bnolly30: umm i'm sure it does
  Merripen: I'm kidding
  Merripen: play dough tastes good though
• Jessica Stanley: I'm not beating you up, I'm massaging your back!
• Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the fool in the face
• "It isn't sufficient just to want - you've got to ask yourself what you are going to do to get the things you want."
  ~FDR~


• Brian: Every time I go into Mason I need to put in my anal plug. I mean they just sit in those practice rooms all day....


• Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
  ~Woody Allen~


• Sex is like math...
  First you subtract the clothes. Then you add the bed. Then you divide the legs and hope you don't multiply


• I like being a pessimist, at least this way I get to be surprised more often.


• If sex is a pain in your ass then you're doing it wrong.


• "I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day."
  ~James Joyce~


• "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
  ~Ernest Hemingway~


• "The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"
  ~Eugene Kennedy~


• The next time you think you are nobody, just remember that "Nobody's Perfect"!


• It is better to keep your mouth closed and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
  ~Mark Twain~


• If you are going through hell, keep going.
  ~Sir Winston Churchill~