Official Beer: Whatever's Cheap
Official Song: The one that rocks!
Official Movie: Shut up
Official Show: Simpsons
Official Motto: We're only here to do two things...
drink beer and fight, and we're all out of beer.
We have a House: 40 Homer for some AB9er parties
Honorable Members
- Ryan - "Bailey" **** Profile
- Carl - "Hollywood" *** Profile
- Bob - "Jerry" **
- Adam - "Cookie" **
- Mike - "Columbo" **
- Matt - "Wingnut" ** Profile
- Mark - "Maverick" *
- Kyle - "Smitty" ** Profile
- Craig - "Norm" ***
- John - "Sunami" **
*** = founder
** = three year member
* = regretful transfer
* = new member
* = completed pledge requirements
no star = pledging
-profiles of the members
Enlightening Quotes!! 
- "....with a beer full of fridge." Carl
- "Louanne!! Just when i thought you said the dumbest thing ever, you keep talking." Hank Hill
- "Nothing like a long ass piss to wake my ass up in the afternoon" Mark
- "Now, you almost made me spill beer." Hank Hill
- "Speaking of jerking off, i haven't done that in like 12 minutes." Mark
- "Can you dill a pickle?" -Mark
- "I would go to my anthropology class but i don't have any shoes on" -Bailey
- "I didn't do my paper that was due 2 weeks ago, but it's ok because I haven't been to class." -Bailey
- "He's got quite the head of hair... on his chest" -Bob
- "I'm going to lie down in my bread" -Bob
- "Don't mess with him, he's a f*ck*ng nut!" -Mark to one cab driver about another
- "Wanna go get something to eat?" (no response) "alright shit-dick." -Adam
- "No, that's cheating, you have to undress the man!" -Bob(really loud in the food court)
- "God Fuck!!" -Bailey(really loud at the rusty nail, the dinner part)
- "Whoa, that spider just jumped off the table like batman!" -Bob "Or like spiderman." -Matt
- "This isn't a frarority, they can be our bitches but they can't be members." -Ryan, holding Emily's hand
Niftable Link Jammers
TRUE FREAKEN STORIES PAGE
PHOTO ALBUM PAGE
Tsunami's Webpage
My homepage from back in the day!!!
A DAMN GOOD GUITAR TAB SITE!!!
ANOTHER DAMN GOOD ONE!!!
What's your favorite kind of beer?? Click here to take the Beer poll!
Well, congratulations, you've happened upon the official website of the best frat ever. Alpha Beta Niner contains a history that dates back over 250 drunken nights. Created by Ryan and Carl on the spur of a random moment, it has become widly popular and is now constantly expanding, and becoming more renound in SUNY cortland. Next semester six of our brothers will be living in a house: 40 Homer... how cool is that? Four of our brothers play in the highly competitive flag football league for team "Dead Sexy," best name ever. Matt, Bob, Carl and I (Ryan), are all looking forward to the approaching season, as we are sure we'll kick some ass. This will be our 4th season, assuming we're still in the spring of 2002. Anyway, take the beer poll and read the true stories.
Although we're living in united stagnation, i still think i move sometimes. One time i even fell off a rock cliff and smacked my skull on a large jagged stone. I didn't die though. Nor will i ever.
So i dunno, maybe if there was some kind of floating turd in the middle of the ocean no one would be able to eat it. But if this was, then someday the turd would make its way into civilization and the world would thusly come to an end. I think.
I invented beer and didn't get any credit for it because i thought it was gonna be a flop. Bailey-0 Magoo-2, but the war is far from over. The law will be passed on, for i'm now in cortland. THE END
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