Aerosmith

Aikman, Troy - Himself

Aldrin, Buzz - Himself

Allen, Steve - Himself

Anderson, Gillian - Scully

Anka, Paul - Himself

Baldwin, Alec - Himself

Bancroft, Anne - Dr. Zweig

Basinger, Kim - Herself

Baum, Bruce - Himself

Begley, Ed, .Jr - Himself

Bennett, Tony - Himself

Bono (U2) - Himself

Borgnine, Earnest - Himself

Brooks, Albert - Jacques / Brad Goodman / Hank Scorpio

Brooks, Mel - Himself

Buffer, Michael - Himself

Carlin, George - Munchie

Carson, Johnny - Himself

Cavett, Dick - Himself

Clayton, Adam (U2) - Himself

Close, Glen - Mother Simpson

Conway, Tim - Himself

Cooney, Gerry - Himself

Crosby, David - Himself

Cypress Hill

Dafoe, Willem - Commandant

D'Angelo, Beverly - Lurleen Lumpkin

Dangerfield, Rodney - Larry Burns

Daniels, William - K.I.T.T., The "Knight Rider" car

Danson, Ted - Sam

Demento, Dr. - Himself

Denver, Bob - Himself

Devito, Danny - Herb Powell

Douglas, Kirk - Chester

Duchovny, David - Mulder

Edge, Graeme (The Moody Blues) - Himself

Englund, Robert - Freedy Krueger

Ermey, R. Lee - Colonel Hapablap

Etic, Sam - Mr. Bergstrom

Fenneman, George - Narrator

Fierstein, Harvey - Karl

Finkel, Fyvush - "Krusty the Klown"

Firestone, Roy - Himself

Flea (RHCP) - Himself

Frampton, Peter - Himself

Franz, Dennis - Himself

Fraser, Brendan - Brad

Frazier, Joe - Himself

Garofalo, Janeane - Herself

Gifford, Kathie Lee - Herself

Gilbert, Sara - Laura Powers

Goldblum, Jeff - MacArthur Parker

Goldthwait, Bobcat - Himself

Gould, Stephen Jay - Himself

Goulet, Robert - Himself

Grammar, Kelsey - Sideshow Bob

Grazer, Brian - Himself

Grier, Rosey - Herself

Guest, Christopher - Nigel Tufnel (Spinal Tap)

Hamill, Mark - Himself / Leavelle / Theater Owner

Hamilton, Tom (Aerosmith) - Himself

Harrelson, Woody - Woddy

Harris JoAnn - Troung Van Dingh

Harris Neil Patrick - Himself playing Bart

Harrison, George - Himself

Hartman, Phil - Lionel Hutz / Smooth Jimmy Apollo / Lyle Lanley / Evan Conover / Troy McClure / Moses / Cable Guy / Tom

Hawking, Stephen - Himself

Hayward, Justin (The Moody Blues) - Himself

Hearn, Chick - Himself

Hefner, Hugh - Himself

Hooks, Jan - Manjula

Hope, Bob - Himself

Howard, Ron - Himself

Hunt, Helen - Renee

John, Elton - Himself

Johns, Jasper - Himself

Johnson, Earvin, Jr. - Himself

Jones, James Earl - the Moving Man / Serak the Preparer / the Narrator

Jones, Tom - Himself

Judge, Mike - Hank Hill

Kenley, Joan - Phone Voice

King, Larry - Himself

Kite, Tom - Himself

Kledis, Anthony (RHCP) - Himself

Klemperer, Wemer - the Angel

Kramer, Joey (Aerosmith) - Himself

Kudrow, Lisa - Alex Whitney

La Lanne, Jack - Himself

Leachman, Cloris - Mrs. Glick

Lemmon, Jack - the Pretzel Man

Leno, Jay - Himself

Lodge, John (The Moody Blues) - Himself

Lovitz, John - Mr. Seckofsky / Artie Ziff / Professor Lombardo / Llewellyn Sinclair / Aristotle Amandopolis

Madden, John - Himself

Mantegna, Joe - Fat Tony

Marino, Dan - Himself

Marshall, Arik (RHCP) - Himself

Marshall, Penny - Ms. Botz

Martin, Andrea - Apu's Mother

Martin, Steve - Ray Patterson

Mason, Jackie - Rabbi Krustifski

McCartney, Linda - Herself

McCartney, Paul - Himself

McKean, Michael - David St. Hubbins (Spinal Tap) / Jerry Rude

McMahon, Ed - Himself

McMurry, Sam - Gulliver Dark

Meadows, Audrey - Bea

Midler, Bette - Herself

Morgan, Harry - Bill Gannon

Mull, Martin - Seth

Mullen, Larry (U2) - Himself

Murdoch, Rupert - Himself

Namath, Joe - Himself

Neill, Sam - Molloy

Newhart, Bob - Himself

Nimoy, Leonard - Himself

O'Brien, Conan - Himself

O'Hara, Catherine - Collette the Waitress

Parton, Dolly - Herself

Patinkin, Mandy - Hugh Parkfield

Pearlman, Rhea - Carla

Perry, Joe (Aerosmith) - Himself

Perry, Luke - Himself

Pfeiffer, Michelle - Mindy Simmons

Philbin, Regis - Himself

Pierce, David Hyde - Cecil

Puente, Tito - Himself

Poston, Tom - the Capital City Goofball

Ratzenburger, John - Cliff

Ramones, The

Ramone, C.J.

Ramone, Joey

Ramone, Johnny

Ramone, Marky

Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The

Reed, Pamela - Ruth Powers

Ricci, Christina - Erin

Robertson, Kimmy - Samantha Stanky

Rocco, Alex - Roger Meyers, Jr.

Rondstat, Linda - Herself

Rooney, Mickey - Himself

Rossellini, Isabella - Astrid Weller

Ryder, Winona - Allison

Sarandon, Susan - Ballet Teacher

Sartain, Gailard - Big Daddy

Sheen, Martin - Sergant Seymour Skinner

Shearer, Harry - Derek Smalls (Spinal Tap)

Sheldon, Jack - the Amendment

Shields, Brooke - Herself

Shimono, Sab - the Master Chef / Mr. Sparkle

Smashing Pumpkins

Smith, Chad (RHCP) - Himself

Smith, John Jay - Michael Jackson / Leon Kompowsky

Somers, Susan - Herself

Sonic Youth

Spinal Tap

Springer, Jerry - Himself

Starr, Ringo - Himself

Steiger, Rod - Captain Tenille

Stern, Daniel - the Narrator (adult Bart voice)

Stewart, Patrick - Number One

Sting - Himself

Streep, Meryl - Jessica Lovejoy

Summerall, Pat - Himself

Sutherland, Donald - Hollis Hurlbut

Takei, George - Akira / Wink, the game show host

Taylor, Elizabeth - Herself / Maggie

Taylor, James - Himself

Taylor, Ron - Bleeding Gums Murphy

The Edge (U2) - Himself

The Moody Blues

Thomas, Ray (The Moody Blues) - Himself

Thomas, Dave - Rex Banner

Tito Puente and his Latin Jazz Ensembele

Trebek, Alex - Himself

Tyler, Steve (Aerosmith) - Himself

Tufeld, Dick - Robot from Lost in Space

Turner, Kathleen - Stacy Lovell

Ullman, Tracy - Emily Winthrop

U2

Unitas, Johnny - Himself

Varney, Jim - Cooder

Waters, John - John

Webber, Steven - Neil

Wendt, George - Norm

West, Adam - Himself

White, Barry - Himself

Whitford, Brad (Aerosmith) - Himself

Wilard, Fred - Wally Kogen

Williams, Hank, Jr. - Himself / Sings Canyonero Jingle

Williams, Lona - Amber Dempsey / Minnesota Girl

Winfield, Paul - Lucius Sweet

Wright, Stephen - Himself

Woods, James - Himself