...upon discovering that the extension cord for the Christmas lights is tangled. (7G08)...after Bart pulls the fake beard off his Santa suit. (7G08)...when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop. (7G08)...when Bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?" as he tries to coax Bart out of his room. (7G02)...while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic. (7G04)...after a ball hits him in the back of the head. (7G04)...upon discovering he has crushed the flowers around his own house. (7G04)...in response to Marge's sugguestion that the family move to a larger community, after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town. (7G04)...after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him. (7G05)...as he is pelted with water ballons. (twice) (7G05)...when, after looking all over the house for his keys he discovers that they are in the door. (7G06)...while getting beat up by Bart in a boxing video game. (7G06)...during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up. (7G06)...after his own echo tells him to shut up. (7G09)...when, after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive. (7G09)...after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey. (twice) (7G09)...as he watches a football game before going to church. (7G07)...when a player fumbles. (7G07)...when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joing the family for dinner. (7G11)...when his lottery numbers are not picked. (7G10)...when he discovers that the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's. (7G10)...after he falls and is unable to get back up. (7G13)...after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over. (7G12)...after a videotape depicting him as a coward is shown in court. (7G12)...when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room. (7F03)...when he realizes that he's out of tartar sauce. (7F02)...after Carl calls him "chrome dome". (7F02)...after Smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes. (7F02)...when Marge tells him her plans for the evening. (7F01)...when Marge says he can't "wave [his] fanny" in public while sitting next to Mr. Burns. (7F05)...when he falls into the dugout. (7F05)...when he realizes that he is out of Duff. (7F08)...as his golf ball bounces out of the park. (7F08)...when Bart names his putter "Mr. Putter". (7F08)...when Flanders sees Bart meditating with his putter. (7F08)...when Homer's "fraid not infinity" is beat by Flander's "fraid not infinity plus one". (7F08)...when he realizes Flanders is not humiliated by having to wear his wife's best dress. (7F08)...when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the door. (7F07)...after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire, as he strugles to light the logs in the fireplace. (7F07)...as Lisa plays her Saxaphone loudly. (7F07)...after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series. (7F06)...after Bart makes an insincere promise. (7F06)...as he falls down Springfield Gorge. (7F06)...upon learning that Marge is too busy to make pork chops. (7F09)...when Marge testifies that she doesn't think that Dr. Nick is a real M.D. (7F10)...when he is told his meatloaf will take eight seconds to cook. (7F11)...when the phone rings while he is taping his video message to Maggie. (7F11)...when he sees Barney from the prison window. (7F11)...after Dr. Hibbert tells Marge that she's pregnant. (7F12)...when Principal Skinner calls about Bart. (7F15)...after realizing that he has introduced Patty as Selma to Skinner. (7F15)...when he is pulled over by a state trooper on the highway. (7F16)...when Santa's Little Helper rips up the sports section of the newspaper. (7F14)...when he realizes that Santa's Little Helper has run away. (7F14)... when Bart tells Marge that his Assassins sneakers cost $125. (7F14)...upon seeing the family disappear just as he warns them not to get separated. (7F18)...as he is stuck in a waterslide and is hit by several kids. (7F18)...after all the channels broadcast the story about how he got stuck the water slide. (7F18)...when his stomach gurgles, just as he promises to start dieting. (7F18)...upon viewing Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns. (7F18)...when he opens his car door after a storm and water rushes out of it. (7F21)...when Bart's only award for donating blood was a thank-you card. (7F22)...after finding out that Bart mailed his insulting letter to Mr. Burns. (7F22)...after he is unable to think of a fake name. (7F22)...upon seeing the giant Olmec Indian head. (7F22)...when Lisa tells him that she'll fill out a form for him only if he listens to some of her poetry. (7F24)...when he is interupted by the anouncement of a visitor just as he is about to eat his pancakes. (7F24)...when the man from the collection agency is looking for Flanders says he'll be back for Homer. (7F23)...after Jimbo and Kearney egg his house. (8F02)...when Lisa tells him that he has confused Monaco with Morocco. (8F02)...when maggie uses one of the Simpsons' four wishes to wish for a pacifier delivered by a limosine. (8F02)...when, after his transformation into a jack-in-the-box a baseball hits him in the head. (8F02)...when he discovers that a surveilance camera is monitioring him. (8F02)...while banging his head on Moe's bar top. (four times) (8F06)...after realizing that he doesn't know whether Lisa has an alto or tenor sax. (8F06)...when Lisa doesn't forgive him at Pineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor. (8F06)...when Marge says that horses can live for as long as 30 years. (8F06)...when he realizes that Lisa herd him say that he would do something with her, Bart, and Maggie. (8F07)...as Bart, driving Martin's soapbox racer, passes him in his car. (8F07)...upon discovering that Patty is drinking the last beer during the Czechoslovakian slide show. (8F08)...after catching himself telling Marge that he is going to Moe's. (8F07)...when the power plant's vending machine refuses his mangled dollar bill. (twice) (8F09)...when he realizes that he is the negligent safety inspector that Horst is talking about. (8F09)...when Lisa tells him that Germans are "efficient and punctual, with a strong work ethic." (8F09)...when Marge's pregnacy test results in an ambigious pink rather than blue or purple. (8F10)...when he finds out that Marge is pregnant with Bart. (8F10)...when Bart gives Homer's gift back. (8F11)...upon discovering that there is no more chocolate in the Neapolitan ice cream. (twice) (8F11)...when Homer says that Bart is an unwanted child on live television. (8F11)...while watching football, after his team fumbles. (8F12)...when he discovers that the woman on TV having a mental breakdown is Marge. (8F14)...after failing to think of someone who has gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks. (8F16) MORE TO COME SOON!
