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<~~This is a person. Say hello to the person! A person is.... well.... this person over here. If you are reading this, most likely you are NOT a person. You are PROBABLY a people. Actually... you ARE a people. There are very few persons in this world and only peoples would waste their time reading this. Actually... you're probably a people cause your probably bored reading this. A person would be fascinated by everything about this. Specially the rare picture of another endangered person!!! They would love this pertyful backround, the perty shade of blue, the font, etc. I bet you people out there are thinking "WHAT IS SHE NUTZ?!" maybe I am, or maybe you are nutz in a sane world and just think you are the most normal People on this planet. If so, you're wrong. Us persons are the only things normal on this planet. We are 110.999999999999999999999999992% normal, as for people, well, they just arent normal at all. In fact I don't understand people. I hate people, people annoy me. If you are a people, then most likely you annoy the hell out of me and I can't stand it. Some peoples are on the verge of being persons, but there's a line that divides them between peoples and persons.

Sorry to tell you but once again I must tell you that.... YOU....ARE...A...PEOPLE!!! Get used to it! You probably like being a people but if I ever was one, I prolly would have been hypnotized or something. Why would you do such a thing to me to get me to be a people though? Hehe, thought so.

I enjoy being a person, my life is very interesting and I bet you can't tell your kids or grandkids in the future that you jumped off a bridge with a really cute guy, now can you? And then went scuba diving with him, and played truth or dare with him, and went into the jacuz-I MEAN! umm... uhh... anyway....

you can't tell them that you talked about how pointless a chair's life really is, and you can't tell them you hung out with a bunch of ducks, and that you know english, french, cow, cat, owl, chick, dog, and fish, can you? Figured, you peoples are all alike! Lying, trying to claim that you actually know all of those languages. HA! Your funny! Actually your not. But anyhoo, you suck. If you are a people, then you suck and persons hate you probably. I hate you. You annoy me. Go away!

In case you didn't know, 2 persons made this site. NOT 2 people. A people wouldn't be smart enough to plan out this site ahead of time and spend months planning out what to say.

What do persons like to talk about? We like to talk about purple frogs in pink and yellow polka dot togas jumping on a trampoline with an orange tiki torch n then settin the trampoline on fire n trying to put it out with a hose while singing "I'm Singing In The Rain" then eatting Natalie's cat (Nat is a people as well).

We also talk about the pointless life of chairs. For example, why do chairs have such pointless lives? They just get built, have people sit on them for years, then they are destroyed. What kind of a life IS that?! Ya know?!

OH MY G-D!!! Do you see that fan? It's like, sooo cool! It twirls round n round n round n round n never stops! And did you notice how it like, looks like one when it's on? That is sooooo weird!!!! And it like, breaks through the hot wind and shoots out cold air! Only a person could find out the joys behind a fan. Unfortunately, most fans are people-made

People do mean things, for example, they kill lemons and cherries. LOOK AT THIS POOR CHERRY!! It was just sitting there with it's neighborly cherries and suddenly... BAM! Got hit with a scanner!!

The poor cherry... I can't believe a certain PEOPLE did this!!! It's sad and inhumane.

As you can probably see below, another poor lemon has been slaughtered due to the endless urge for lemons from the cruel peoples of the world. If you have any information on the murderers of these poor defenseless lemons,please call 1-800-PEOPLESUCK.By the way... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!

SAVE THE LEMONS! SAVE THE LEMONS! SAVE THE CHERRIES! SAVE THE CHERRIES!

There should be a law against this kind of abuse man! Itz just...wrong...

Man, you got PROBLEMS! I can't believe you're still reading this. You're probably bored out of your mind you stupid people! As for the PERSONS reading this... enjoy your stay here! ;o)

Geeze! I'm always in a room surrounded by people or the aura of people who've been there before me. Why do you have to be everywhere I am, going to, have been to? I want to be alone, persons like to be in the presence of other persons. Peoples get in our way.

Here are 3 other persons:

So remember-if you think you a person,think again!! YOU ARE A PEOPLE!!! This site is just a little reminder of the big difference between peoples and persons, double check with your local psychotherapist to see which one you are. Or just ask me and I'll tell you.