This Elderly Woman...|
This elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up. The doctor asked if she had any problems. The woman said that she had a terrible farting problem, but they where silent and didn't smell. In fact, she had farted at least ten times since she had been in the office, but as they where silent and didn't smell, he wouldn't have known.
The doctor listened to her story, and then gave her a prescription for some pills. He told her to take these for a week and then come back to see him.
One week later the elderly woman returned to the doctor's office and complained, "I don't know what you did, but those pills you gave me have got my wind smelling awful, mind you they are still silent, but boy do they stink!"
The doctor replied, "Good, now that your sinuses are cleared up we will work on improving your hearing!"