In the wake of the Bank of America/Fleet Bank deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, you should be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces to become...Polly, Warner Cracker.
3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMM Good.
Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course: ZipAudiDoDa.
Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as: FedUP.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
Knotts-Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become: Knott NOW.