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When a missing page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth surfaces, Hillbilly's great-great grandfather is suddenly implicated as a key conspirator in Abraham Lincoln's death. Determined to prove his ancestor's innocence, Hillbilly follows an international chain of clues that takes him on a chase from Paris to London and ultimately back to America. This journey leads Hillbilly and his crew not only to surprising revelations – but to the HELP HIM

Jerry Bruckheimer did
not stop there. His "book of Secrets" in the National Treasure sequel is sure to have movie
goers spooked when they find out the actual events that occurred at a Museum in
Lawrenceburg,Tenn. were the inspiration for the movie began.

In the deep south right at the intersection of the very 'Trail of Tears" lies
a dark secret from the pages from John's diary which Jerry and crew were able to uncover in the upper rooms and conversations with the Chief.
Those pieces remain under guarded lock and key and noone is allowed upstairs without the Chiefs approval.
One man holds the key and only one man knows the whereabout of the missing pages of John "Wilkes" Booth
and only one man is left that knows the real secret which could change the direction of a nation forever.

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Jackie Bows out with these words to Hillbilly

in the words of Hillbilly..."Shit's Gonna Change"" I Ain't goona feed Mexico's Dogs Too"

First of all, this is an exploratory review of the fitness of Hillbilly to Run
for President of the United States of America.
Hillbilly doing what he does best. Begging for money!
Second, we are here today to assist him in writing campaign speeches
and tour of duty to the various Towns and States he will give these speeches in and his campaign Finance.Look we found a financier.Advanced Search for major Contributions, Expenditures, Pledges, Loans
Please Sign Your Contract with America A.S.A.P.Not sumner Redstone (Viacom) Third, now that the dentist has given him a clean bill of health
and he can eat freely Campaign Food coordinator: tecknik
__________________________________ we can concentrate on the two main points
congratulations there Hillbilly.(refreshment crew)
along with his entrance to the pondium where he will Speak.

1st Stop Mississippi We are pleased to announce, that after much wrangling and the many choices submitted
for review of the Entrance Theme Song for his Speeces
Bad to the Bone was selected by a 2 to 1 Majority! (although "My Heroes Have always been cowboys"), came in a close second- it didn't have the fast-hitting appeal for the tough way Hillbilly plans to run his campaign and this country!)

Finally, "Fighting Side of Me" by Merle Haggard will be the woop-Ass song on Stage to show America just what HillBilly means when he Says....Shits Gonna Change! Please submit your ideas, thoughts, and comments on points one and two above so that Hillbilly
(your next President) will be able to Hit the Trail Running with your full collective support.
Thank you one and all
We Hope you like His candidate's Theme Song
to the '08 bid for President of The United States Of America

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me
Runnin' down our way of life
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep
If you don't love it, leave it
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'
If you're runnin' down my country, man
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me

if you think I did your girl
I won't admit to loving her
but if you vote come this '08
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Hello Huge...Do you think we can get you to dance in my campaign and be the D.J.?

we'll keep you updated when more reports come in. looks like we got more responses...... HELP

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response from jackie...they want hillbilly to learn how to cook too!!Now,that Hillbilly just might make it!
video responses from overseas- just received:

3/27-morning news report-Surveillance by the government's $2.5 billion Secure Border Initiative Network, or SBInet, "makes some sense and is part of the solution," agreed Hillbilly in statements made to his newly appointed Secretary of Defense.
After declaring his candidacy just days ago, Hillbilly who is running for President in '08,immediately jumped into the security border field to discuss his border control policy and his vision of a high-Tech Virtual fence.
He has some modifications to the basic plans which some feel will make this endevor a fullproof plan. With a little Texas ingenuity and his Woop-Ass Spirit, he's sure to come up with something soon, reported his campaign ready men volunteers from Tennessee.
"I don't envision another Alamo or anything like that", he snapped. "Hell, we lost that one....no... this one we're gonna win!" "even if We gotta put every gall darned one of those volunteers in the Hot Sun every day...We're gonna hold the area-like they do over at 51"
In his usual brash style of this campaign, Hillbilly ended the press conference with "Shit's gonna change around here".
In other related reports:
C. Stewart Verdery Jr., a former Bush administration assistant secretary for border policy, agreed that a "smart border" buildup alone is doomed to fail, given the government's track record and the labor needs of U.S. employers. "Boeing and its subcontractors should be pushing the hardest for a comprehensive immigration solution," Verdery said. Boeing proposes to construct a necklace of 1,800 towers equipped with cameras, sensors and links to sophisticated computers along the nation's vast frontiers with Mexico and Canada. The Department of Homeland Security is scheduled to announce Boeing as the winner of the competition today. Boeing's plan rests heavily on adapting military technology from the battlefield to the border. The company has suggested, for instance, flying a camera-equipped, truck-mounted, 10-pound drone called the Skylark that Israeli and Australian forces have used to track suspects for as long as 90 minutes at a range of six miles. Boeing also proposed a variety of ground-based sensors, including underground seismic sensors and tower-mounted motion and heat detectors that have been used to thwart insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan. Congressional backers and military experts are confident that technologies devised to detect troop movements and tank formations can be adapted for homeland security and, by extension, individual border crossers.
3/28- in his wistle stop campaign to "press the flesh" with America, Hillbilly met with the U.S.A.F. ground control division and was escorted to New Orleans to view the construction progress and a team of reporters converged on his tour to ask these questions:
1) what do you consider is the big threat in Iran?......
Hillbilly, in his Texas style responded by:
"what do you mean? If you're talking about the 15 Brits that were taken hostage at sea....I've already covered that with a call to this guyI told him that if you mess with the Brits You're messing with Me! I may be a "Redneck Yank",but I stand behind our allies! They are our allies ( the revolutionary war and the civil war are History) and we in the New South understand what it's like to have our citizens taken hostage by Iran's government. I'm not gonna figure out who's to blame....I'm going straight to him! He will either release the hostages or he won't. I sure don't want to go through another Ted Koppel day 144 like under the Carter boys. No Sir, I'll go to his jugler! 2) if elected, how will you handle the immigration problem?
That's simple,smiling Hillbilly said, " I'll give'em the boot" "Now don't think I don't have a plan. I do and it will be fairly decided by my constituients." "any legitimate aliens that want to join my Comprehensive Mexican/illegal Alien Compact committee are welcome and we will listen to the solutions through their input." I was just kidding about the boot!" "America may need some of them to go to Iran to help out the Brits." I've already discussed this with Tony Blair. We're behind him 125%.

Just a quick note that Hillbilly

3/30- as Hillbilly takes a much needed break, he's not sitting on his laurels either. In addition to attempting to read a book a week, Hillbilly is studying charts and pie graghs to equip himself with the knowledge necessary to run into the Whitehouse in '08. He reported to the press today, that there is a relationship between the decline of the Buffalo and the rise in illegal immigration here in the U.S. " I can now prove", he said, "without a shadow of doubt that the illegals were very very hungry and came here to eat our food and call it something else on the packages. I'm gonna get dirtyunderway and the undersecretary of defense to meet me in Camp David (which I rented for the weekend with your campaign donations) to dicuss this situation! It's a crying shame that all those buffalo were taken behind our backs by this massive migration of the south. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. You think "Buffalo Bill shot all those Buffalo by himself? No Sir, He was good, but ain't noone that good. Look at these numbers and tell me what you think".

3/31-Greetings:Hillbilly convinces ordinary American Citizens to apply to become illegal aliens. "Since I can't get services and all the laws seem to favor the aliens, this is a good way to get restitution for my pain and suffering." "They don't cater to me, so this is what I propose we all do".Become an Illegal Allien First! *It is interesting to see how this plays out in the real world. According to journalist Roy Beck, in California it is necessary to construct a new classroom every hour of the day, 24 hours per day 365 days of the year to accommodate immigrant children. The financial cost is borne by native households, who according to a National Academy of Science report, pay an additional $1200 per year in taxes because of mass immigration.42 Even so, the primary concern to environmentalists and Sierra Club members is the tremendous environmental impact that will be incurred as a consequence of continued U.S. population growth.

4/01 & 4/02/07-Hillbilly was accused of being like Bush in his tough cowboy like stance with Iran. He responded with a usual snicker and said," I'm No Bush.....Now he is the Commander-in-Chief mind you, and he appears to call the shots...but he told me just yesterday at that squirrel ranch they call Camp David, that he relies on his commanders on the ground to run things in the war department. If they need money,they put in a request and it's up to him to go to congress to get it." As your President in '08, I plan on getting the money to support our troops and letting our commanders run the war department too. That's the way this Country has been run now for long time. Just who in the Hell do you think runs this Country- anyway? My talk to the foreign power's head of states will be little different though. I won't get too bogged down with the U.N.B.S. It's one big Monkey Club over there. No Sir, I'll just call them up direct (like in the old days) and tell them exactly what I think! If I don't like what they are doing....They will know it faster than you can say.....where's Dick?" Defend Our Country. Love Our Country.As he packed his bags to meet up with Tom T. in Iowa, He said "A Love for Your Country Never Dies Son!-Vote Hillbilly in '08

The Constipation of the United BIX of Voters
We the people of the Bix, in order to form a more perfect Hillbilly, establish dental care, insure domestic sheep herding, provide for the common defense and dirty underwear, promote the generals, and Texas welfare, and secure the blessings of the internet to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constipation for the United Voters of Bix. 1) Hillbilly, once elected President will henceforth get full and uncompromised dental work for life
2) all sheep herding will be done near the Texas borders through a large hole in the fence. It is estimated that a least 13 million sheep can be herded at the rate of (1) every second.
3) see #1 & #2 above

4/11-4/14- Hillbilly goes flying for 3 days!
4/15- Hillbilly fires Staff and turns entire campaign over to TxBrat
4/16-Hillbilly goes to visit with Fidel Castro and finds this girl
4/17-Castro sends Hillbilly to French Guiana for some R&R! sentenced...(25-life)

Hillbilly catches up on bid to the Presidentcy '08 by spending the weekend watching old I-SPY videos FREE.This will give him more ideas for his upcoming series called "Cheech goes undercover in Hong Kong" due out April 30th, 2007.

"Wise Old Oak productions""but I think it was for that Hillbilly campaign, I'm not sure" ,said Parish....I just forgot what happened"