Psychic Gypsy Secret Agents

Stephen Hawking disguises himself as an astrophysicist, the smartest man alive, and a man with Lou Gehrig's Disease (ALS). In reality, he is a cunning scientist and secret agent for the psychic gypsies (similar to "Q" for James Bond). He has invented many key tools for the gypsies, such as the watch global positioning device and shoe gun.

Drew Bledose was born and raised in the only nation currently ruled by Psychic Gypsies, Cambodia. He is a secret agent who is completely loyal to his cause. Bledsoe currently is disguised as a quarterback for the New England Patriots. Using Hawking's invention of the shoe/gun and watch/Global Positioning Device, they plan on hurting our country in the worst possible way, electing George W. Bush president.

Yes, these very evil people want to elect George W. Bush president. As we all know, Bush as an IQ of -65. The Gypsies plan on using his stupidity to their advantage. The following is a quote from the psychic gypsy field manual: With George W. Bush as president, every American who realizes they are ruled by that moron will move to a much more respectable and feared country, such as Guatemala or Mozambique. Then, we will conquer the country that has few people, all who are very unintelligent