Election Still Undecided

According to the latest exit poll information, Brain and Bill Nye have recieved 50% of the popular vote, with Jeeves and Bess, Hartman and Farley, and Marvin and Alf tying with 16 2/3%. The three candidates have decided to set up a triumvirate, and claim that they have won together. Co-Presidents Jeeves, Hartman, Marvin and Co-Vice Presidents Bess, Farley and Alf plan on setting up their transition office at WSC Headquarters at 922 Water St., Manhatten. The office is located across the hall from President Brain and Vice President Nye.

The Supreme Court will make a ruling on the case shortly. We have obtained many quotes by the justices, which go as follows:

Clarence Thomas: "Ask Jeeves, that's where I found those pornograp..., uh, education websites."
Antoin Scalia: "Voting!!?? And counting the votes!!!??? That's too damn liberal for us Republicans."
John Paul Stevens: "Why the hell do I always wear that stupid bow tie?"
William Rehinquist: **Note: Quote could not be obtained because medical team is deciding whether or not the Cheif Justice is in comatose.**
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "For the love of humanity, give me plastic surgery."

The latest news is that Farley is throwing paper airplanes to the Brain-Nye office, while Hartman is making prank phone calls. In response, President Brain and Vice-President Nye had created two elaborate devices, named the "Close Door of Science" and the "Phone Off the Hook of Science" by Nye. More news will follow shortly.