(For All that send out Cards)
Thanks for the Love/Kindess you share!
Birthday Cards
Want everyone to GIVE big ZOO CHEERS to:
DrForEyes2@aol.com
Sammy
SD6261@aol.com
Sue
myschatze@adelphia.net
Silvia
Bobby J926@aol.com
Barbara
Zachngreg@aol.com
lanieking@adelphia.net
Lanie
Happy Birthday!
Many Happy Returns of the Day
Today's Downloads are dedicated to ALL
Today's Downloads
FIRST:
Window Watcher
Do you know what's running on your computer?
Maybe not. The Window Watcher tells all,
reporting every window created by
every running program
SECOND:
Registry Pruner
Clean up your Registry's SharedDLLs key.
Orphaned entries can cause install and uninstall
programs to misbehave. And can even trigger
bogus Registry Corrupted error messages. The
program can also removed "ghosts", entries in t
he Control Panel's Add/Remove Programs list that
remain even after a program has been uninstalled
THIRD:
OldVersion.com
Sometimes upgrading to a newer version
can be a good thing. Other times, your
computer may not be compatible with
the new version, the new version is bloated,
or all the good options are no longer available.
If you are looking for an old version of any
program, OldVersion.com should
be your first stop
FOURTH:
TinyApps.
Welcome to TinyApps.Org, a guide to very
small software for your PC. Virtually all of t
he programs listed here are free of charge
and for use under Windows
FIFTH:
GAMES GAMES GAMES
11 Great "tiny Windows Games!
Start out your day by reading IF you should stay in bed
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DADDY COUPONS!
Save em and print em out for daddy!
tape them to his present for an added
bonus.....he'll love it!
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Luv yas all
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FATHERS DAY LINKS:
For Easier Navigating thru the Links
Just hold the Shift Key Down, when clicking on one
then just hit the X to close the new Window!
Fathers Day on the Net!
RexAnne's Fathers Day
The Stinkers
Bunyips ... enter if you dare!
Natural Hazards
eyetricks.com
Teach a Child to Read
tipsofallsorts
Scottish tartans-
Dead or Alive?
Government Secrecy
Gender Test!
Health Information
Virtual RepairMan
Rules Central.com
Spam Combat
The Pentagon Papers Case
The Human Face
Lost in Translation
Sonq Quotes
Allhealth
Virtual Cave
home networking guides
Name Nerds
Neville's Forensic Art Service
Last Words
Bogus Operation
infoAnarchy
Cracking the Code of Life
Ancestors Web Site
Flashback Archive
Secrets of the Pharaohs
The Living Edens
Privacy Foundation: Tipsheet
Eye in the Sky--Earth
Make A Calendar
Waltzing Matilda'
Adult Links:
If you are easily Offended by
Adult Humor/Graphics/Language
DO NOT CLICK
on these
Spice UP that Love Life!
Toys for Lovers!
Older We get
Sculpting
LOL
Mating Season
my my my
Car Wash
New PickUp Line
hmmmm Possibilities
Sex Fact Cartoon Encyclopedia
Womens NEW Standards
Should Make Him Wear One !!
They Had to Know?
Honkie Helper
Power Inches?
Your Turn
Male ZooBie Bonus
For My Male ZooBies
Ladies BONUS
Ladies YOUR Stud of the Day
Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost!
Looks like we'll have to stop and
ask for directions.
You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen,
you'll be ready for unchaperoned car
dates. Won't that be fun?
Here's a credit card and the keys
to my new car-GO CRAZY.
What do you mean you wanna play
football? Figure skating not good
enough for you, son?
Your mother and I are going away for the
weekend...you might want to
consider throwing a party.
Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.
Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you
know-that makes it run or something. Just
have it towed to a mechanic and pay
whatever he asks.
No son of mine is going to live under this roof
without an earring now quit your belly-aching,
and let's go to the mall.
Whaddya wanna go and get a job for?
I make plenty of money for you to spend.
Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry
about that-it's no big deal.
A guy is getting desperate in a bar and
walks up to a woman and says to her,
"If I can name three parts of your body
that resemble towns in New Jersey,
you have to go home with me tonight."
She looks at him and says,
"You're on!"
He points to her chest and says,
"Point Pleasant."
She says,
"Ok, but you'll never get two more."
He then pinches her rear end and says,
"Ship Bottom."
She laughs and says,
"Ok, that's two;
you'll never get a third."
He then points in between her legs and says,
"Cherry Hill."
She replies,
"Well it used to be Cherry Hill,
but now it's Eatontown."
St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on
neutral grounds between a select team from
the heavenly host and his own
hand-picked boys.
"Very well,"
said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize,
I hope, that we've got all the good players
and the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right,"
Satan answered, unperturbed,
"We've got all the umpires."
An Elderly Man had an appointment to
see a urologist who shared an
office with several other doctors.
The waiting room was the size of a small
auditorium, and it was filled with patients.
He approached the desk and gave
the receptionist -- a large, imposing woman
who looked like a wrestler.
In a very loud voice she repeated
his name, then said,
"Yes, I see your name here-----
you want to see the doctor about
IMPOTENCE, right?
The poor man was stunned,
but recovered his composure sufficiently
to reply in an equally loud voice,
"No, I've come to inquire about
a sex change operation---and I'd like the
same doctor who did yours!!"
An over-weight man was waiting in line at a bank.
There was two teenage boys in line behind me.
They were giggling and making fun of
how fat the man was. After 5 minutes of this
the man turned to the boys and asked them
politely to stop, as he couldnt help his
weight problem.
With this the boys asked:
oh, and why are you so fat Mister?
The Man turned around and replied:
"Well, every time I fucked your mother,
"she gave me a cookie."
A man was brought before the judge and
charged with necrophelia.
The judge told him,
"In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such
a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one
good reason why I shouldn't lock you
up and throw away the key!"
The man replied,
"I'll give you THREE good reasons;
#1, It's none of your damn business;
#2, She was my wife, and.....
#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead,
she ALWAYS acted that way!"
"RECIPES"
Fathers day Recipes and Ideas!
Fathers Day Food!
"COMPUTER TIPS"
Do-It-Yourself Printer Repair
Computer Gripes
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