(For All that send out Cards)
Thanks for the Love/Kindess you share!
Birthday Cards
Want everyone to GIVE big ZOO CHEERS to:
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Ann
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Mary
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Jan
nlehnertz@mchsi.com
Nancy
ANNIVERSARY
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Lori & Dave
Happy Birthday!
Many Happy Returns of the Day
and
Happy Anniversary!!
MANY More Years of Happiness!
Today's Downloads are dedicated to ALL
Today's Downloads
FIRST:
File Recover
scans your hard drive quickly (in under a minute)
to give you a list of recoverable files.
The trial version recovers most files
SECOND:
Paste & Save
is a handy little utility that can save pieces
of text on the Clipboard for reuse, before
you accidentally overwrite it. Allows to sort the
text into three files. Can save all
copied text automatically
THIRD:
Net Leech 2.0
Split files you want to download.
FOURTH:
SCREEN SAVERS!
Hamster Dance Screen Saver
Tentacle
When Pigs Fly!
FIFTH:
GAMES GAMES GAMES:
Monkey Business
StarSpangled Solitaire
TetriStation 1.0
Bubble Bomb 1.6
Pic of the Day
Yep, Hillary pushing her book in NY
but I think its being over "exposed"
lmaooooo
Pic at bottom of Page
Start out your day by reading IF you should stay in bed
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LINKS:
For Easier Navigating thru the Links
Just hold the Shift Key Down, when clicking on one
then just hit the X to close the new Window!
Long Bets
Atlas of the Body
Beautycheck
Cool Antarctica
100 Years of Flight
Lists of Bests
Da Sports Show
Streetplay.com
Philosophy with Fur
SYMBOLS.com
Come Garden With Us
Places of Peace and Power
Loch Ness
The Moonlit Road
New Consciousnes
Sue at The Field Museum
we make up minds !
The Duct Tape page
The CyberSeer
The Hunger Site
Cryptozoology
Dreamstop.com
Language Box
Physics and Astronomy
Meditation Tip of the Day
Beliefnet
SelectSmart.com
Earth Calendar
Life Extension Foundation
Far OUT Theory
Adult Links:
If you are easily Offended by
Adult Humor/Graphics/Language
DO NOT CLICK
on these
SPICE Up that Love Life!
Order in the Privacy of your own Home!
Purple neon g-string bikini.
Ultra-sonic massager
Crotchless Teddy
Micro-bullet
Executive facilitator
Toys for Lovers!
Going To Work
Oh Granny! References
I Come in Peace!
Learning Curve
Diet?
Marriage
Hey Dad
Nesting
Desire
Male ZooBie Bonus
For My Male ZooBies
Ladies BONUS
Ladies Your Stud of the Day
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
10. Lower corner of screen has the words
"Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. It's celebrity spokesman
is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8. In order to start it, you need some
jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. It's slogan is
"Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6. The "quick reference"
manual is 120 pages long.
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in
your neighborhood start howling.
4. The screen often displays the message,
"Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence:
"Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1. You've decided that your computer is an
excellent addition to your fabulous
paperweight collection.
The Top Signs That Your Net
Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden,
she's typing in a different font.
Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail"
statement when you use America OnLine,
you hear "You Just Got Dumped!"
Your connection to his server
is constantly refused.
You get a Dear John E-mai...
Your name is Fred.
They no longer have access to a computer
due to a recent parole.
She starts ending each sentence with only
1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!
She tells you that she's been working a lot.
You think its a professional job; it turns
out that she was responsible for the d
ecorations at her Jr High prom!!
During an intimate moment in a chat room,
she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!
The Top Signs You're Out of Shape
You've ever torn something just trying
to turn off the alarm clock.
People at work only refer to you
by saying "Hey fatso!"
You've thrown your back out by
carrying a bag of groceries.
Random strangers come up,
poke you in the stomach and
expect you to giggle.
Your record is 34 Pushups and you could
have done more if the Ice Cream Man
would have taken plastic.
You get the Christmas gift of
Jigglin' To The Oldies.
You cramp up while watching the
New York City Marathon.
Watching Rocky 5 is your idea
of a workout video.
The sales clerk nicely but firmly pulls you
away from the jeans rack and whispers
"Its Sansabelt Time, Tubby"
Top Things You Should Not
Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here?
He looks natural but those shoes
do not go with that dress.
Nice service...where's the keg?
When did he die...really...hey Bob,
you won the pool!!!
Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing
House Prize Patrol and we're looking for
...oh, never mind.
Don't look now Fred but you and the
deceased have the exact same suit on.
You know they touched that body up
cause that shark has one of them legs.
Not to cause panic or anything but
something is leaking out of that casket.
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"
"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
"Suddenly Sanctions"
"Allah McBeal"
"Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
"Achmed's Creek"
"Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
"Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"
"Just Shoot Me"
"RECIPES"
Margarita Chicken II
Amy's Cilantro Cream Sauce
Tortillas
Margarita Party Pie
Frozen Strawberry Margarita
"COMPUTER TIPS"
QUESTION:
Is there an "F" command that I can use to
close unwanted windows in Internet Explorer?
Sometimes while I'm cruising the Web a window
willo pen that obscures all headers and
covers thestart bar at the bottom. The only way
to closeit is to manually turn the computer off.
Of course, everything being downloaded
or viewedis lost.
Is there a way out of this?
ANSWER:
Try <Ctrl + W>.
This keyboard command willclose the top most
window on your screen, leavinganything behind
that window still open. This won'thelp with all
those annoying pop-ups that hidebehind
your browser window, but will help with thereally
irritating ones that leap out in front.
Note: <Ctrl + W> will work on many unwanted
pop-up windows, but for some reason, it doesn'twork
on all of them. Those you have to close normally
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