Wow... isn't this just amazing? Here I am... deep in the heart of the jungle. I've become friends with the indigenous Sock Ducks, a primitive tribe with ancient rituals and a rich cultural history. Today they're performing their annual sacrifice to the Sock God, some sort of local deity as far as I can tell. That lovely young lady up there is a virgin marked for sacrifice! Hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen!
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