(lovely picture courtesy of Kia's Artistic Skills)

Mar. 1
--Dismember a Snowman Day--
"Quick! Quick! Before Winter ends!"

Mar. 2
--Low Self-Esteem Promotion Day--
"Combat Complacency!"

Mar. 3
--National Italics Day!--
"It's slanty!"

Mar. 4
--Mornington Crescent Day!--
"[catching rat]"

Mar. 5
--Paperclip Day!--
"...it's the tipsy woman and the bear again."

Mar. 6
--Illicit Handshake Day!--
"It was an act of God."

Mar. 7
--Ampersand Appreciation Day--
"Behold: the beautiful curves, the wonderful twists...(and I'm saving space!)"

Mar. 8
--A celebration!--
"eight! eight eight eight eight eight!"

Mar. 9
--Microsoft Day--
"Heil Gatesler!"

Mar. 10
--Filler Day!--
"...only twenty-one more days to go!"

Mar. 11
--National CD Day!--
"In the days before MP3s..."

International Cheese Week Begins!

Mar. 12
--Cheese.com Day!--
"Cybercheese!"

Mar. 13
--Foam Cheese-hat Day!--
"Cheesehead® is a registered trademark of Foamation, Inc."

Mar. 14
--International Cheddar Day!--
"Hooray for the most widely purchased and eaten cheese in the world!"

Mar. 15
--Coagulation Day--
"...because it's just such a darn cool word!"

Mar. 16
--Avaxtskyr Cheese Day!--
"The Icelandic cheese with a fat content of only 10%!"

Mar. 17
--Kill a Leprechaun Day!--
"...with CHEESE!"

Mar. 18
--Bishop Kennedy Cheese Day!--
"...smooth and velvety, with a spicy finish. When the cheese is mature, it almost runs and virtually hums with flavor!"

Mar. 19
--Toasted Cheese Controversy Day--
"You be the judge."

End International Cheese Week!