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GOODTIMES

"Work like you dont need the money, dance like no one's watching, and Love like you've never been hurt." ~Elizabeth C.

"Your eyes are put in front of your head because it is better to look ahead then in the past." ~Syb Hoch

"Life is too important to be taken seriously" ~Oscar Wilde

"A lie can travel half-way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." - Mark Twain

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." --Lily Tomlin

"Anyone perfect must be lying" "Anything easy has its cost" --exerpts from "Falling from the first time" by BNL

HEY!!! My name is Ryan McAlpine and welcome to my webpage. Ok, here is the scoop, I'm back to improve my webpage with all the time I don't have here at college...so we'll be adding on new pictures, graphics, and fun stuff!!!

Stage Crew Webpage

Really funny jokes

My photo Album Some stories

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My Favorite Web Sites *Angelfire - Free Home Pages
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Email: monkeyboyr15@juno.com