i just made myself a peanut-butter and jelly and vanilla ice cream sandwich. Oh my god it's brilliance!! I've never heard of it before? Is it ? new? Am I the first? Will they name it after me?
I hereby dub the peanutbutter-and jelly sandwich with vanilla ice cream the "bobwich" until I think of a better name.
This could be big, don't you think?? Tell everyone you know, but make sure it's clear that they can only serve it if they call it by it's proper name!!! I want my credit, dammit. I'm on my way to greatness and there's nothing all you little people out there can do to stop it!!!
I will rise, RISE up out of the foul cloud of mundane cuisine in which I have been encompassed... I will rise and bring the bobwich to every man, woman, and child on the planet... EARTH!!!
the bobwich
