HAPPY
BIRTHDAY RENEE!!!!!!!!
In
recognition of renee’s 21’st birthday,
Today’s
log will be written in
Messy
font to imitate a state of drunkenness.
Speling
will be rong as well.
Into
a web-page, so if this looks perfectly normal,
Just
know that it was messy once.
So,
the leaders of many great nations once celebrated renee’s
Birthday
by ending a major world war.
Of
course, they were stupid about it and waited until 11:11 on 11/11,
While
soldiers were dying, just so it would look good in the
History
books, but it’s the thought that counts.
I
watched TV and read watership down. Oh
yeah, and bought skis,
But
lots of you know that already. Needless
to say,
It’s
no big birthday cake and jubilant celebration, but at least
No
one died because of it right?
So
in the tradition of the mad hatter, I think I’ll make a special
Un-birthday
treat for everyone but renee. (she gets
an actual present, so don’t think you’re too cool!!)
SO
if your birthday is any day except for 11/11,
Otherwise,
go get drunk and eat cake or something!!
In
current events, kimmy joins the list of people who have
Actually
responded to one of my emails.
Congratulations, kimmy!!!
You’ve
one a free “tuna power” t-shirt
(as
soon as they come out for sale)
I
can’t wait until the “appreciation-lending” dinner.
I’m
sure I will see many of you there
And
be able to give birthday and unbirthday wishes in person!!
Until
then,
All
my love
All
my relations
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