1. Q: Why did Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate? A: One to do it and one to moan.
2. When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor asked. "Can I read it?" the Czech replied. "I date his sister!
3. Q: What is the definition of mass confusion ? A: Father's day in Harlem