The Cow Page--ITS NOT STUPID
This is the cow page-dahh. my favorite page. cows are the most kikass animals in the world! my room--if i ever get a scanner, ill show you, has cows all over it (spots and pictures-not reel cows dumbass!) so--i have links on cow-tipping, cow pictures and backgrounds so u can join in the pleasure of misshaped black and white spots just as i do (nm), harmful news about cows, ways to make a cow go insane, other cow tipper sites, and my favorite VIRTUAL COW TIPPING! HELLS YAH!
viewer discretion advised. note: there were no cows harmed during the creation of this page.
Courtesy of: Cassandra's Cows Co.®
UNCOOL BROWN COWS SUCK!
Cows Anonymous Web Ring
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The 17 Ways to Make a Cow Go Insane-from Bob's Online
- Wear a baseball glove made out of cow hide on your head and run around naked in circles in front of it while screaming
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- Pretend that it's a horse and try to get the glue out of its feet.
- Put two firecrackers up its nose, light them, and the rest figures itself out.
- Tie it up in barbed wire and force it to watch a rodeo
- Have it neutered and glue
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- Tie its tail to a fence.
- Tie a rope around its tooth and tie the other end to a train.
- Feed it food that tastes really bad so when it gets it's cud it'll taste it over and over again.
- Pour nuclear waste in its eyes.
- Take it into your house and force it to eat at the table with a fork and knife while it can see you eating hay through the window.
- Paint it plaid.
- Convince it that it CAN jump over the moon.
- Make it watch every single episode of
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- Put tape players in all the cow's cool cow friends' mouths and whenver the
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- Sprinke a bit of ground beef over its food.
- Tape feathers to it, put it with some chickens, mad when it doesn't lay any eggs
- Milk it and pour the milk over its head.
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