i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay
i sleep all night and i work all day
i cut down trees
i skip and jump
i like to press wild flowers
i put on womens' clothing
and hang around in bars

i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay
i sleep all night and i work all day
i chop down trees
i wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
i wish i'd been a girlie
just like my dear papa




-- the lumberjack singers from monty python's "and now for something completely different"