road trip
road trip eighteen, thrown on board
with the crew, four humans and a whore.
eric says he's got to pee
the second we pass exit three.
and jen won't give the word a break
shes been fixing her face since '98.
robert stops the winnie quick
cuz the zippers stuck on eric's dick.
but hans and fi are fine and dandy--
her folks twelve pack came in handy.