A message to the world: You bastards are wasting all your time and money on a big "millenium" celebration!! Don't you know how to subtract??? Christ died in year 1 AD, not ZERO AD. If he had died in year O, THEN this upcoming 2000 would be the millenium. You have one more year to go! I get it, I get it. You all are just elated because the year starts with the number 2, and ends with three 0's. You just can't wait to write 2000 in the year blank on all your papers, and resumes, documets, letters, etc. Well every time I see a newscaster or TV personality speak of the "dawn of a new millenium," I think, "USE YOUR BRAIN, ASS! I'm only 13 years old, you're 58. Think about it, shouldn't you be smarter than me? Because if you were, you wouldn't be wasting billions of dollars on some useless fireworks and confetti and champagne and Countdown to the Millenium contraptions for what doesn't even deserve any recognition!

You know what? I really don't give a flying *@%!. I'm gonna have my own celebration December 31, 2000. I'm gonna stay up with my followers till midnight. Let's ring in 2001! Happy New Millenium!!