Hey Hey...

It's Your Neighborhood Friendly Justin Sane!



~~~There is a fine line between Insanity and genius. Some say it differs Great Leaders from Nutcases. In our case, it differs Justin from Joey. Well then again, after our last run in with "The Deli"....

....Last time we saw Justin he was in "The Deli" with his friends Joey and Lil Person. Just a normal trip for a sandwich until somethin went terribly wrong. The overchraged for Lettuve and Tomato?! Yes, and then Joey started going nuts with Justin calming him down, until Justin got mad and he went off on them. Now, we have Justin awaiting a court date when he can plead his case to the justice system. It's a mad, mad world....

....The camera fades in to show a building that stretches across a lawn in dire need of care. It is brown and filled with patches of mud and dirt. The camera pans to the left to show our heros Justin Sane and Lil Person and the nieghborhood idiot, Joey walking down the street. The turn right at the walkway to the building and walk up the door. The sign reads on the glass, Sunny Folks Retirement Home. The glass door slides open and Justin walks in. Lil Person follows and the door closes. Joey walks into the door. What an idiot. Anyways, Joey finally catches up to Justin who is now in the hallway walking towards an open room. Justin finally gets to the door to the room and looks around. He walks over to an area to meet some people, it's none other than, THA DELINQUENT, KENNY ROCK, AND JOHNY BOX! Yes, they let Box in off the street!~~~

Justin- Hey guys.

Deli- JUSTIN! WHATS UP!

Justin- Ahh, you know this and that. Hey Deli, I thought you had to be a certain age to get in here?

Deli- You do, thats why I told em that I was 65.

Justin- O...K...Johny...don't you have to have money to get in here?

Johny- Not when Eddie is paying for it all.

Justin- You bastard. And Kenny, don't you have be somewhat Sane to get in here?

Kenny- ***Paranoid As Ever*** They're coming!

Justin- What?!

Deli- Don't mind that idiot, he's been psycho since he got here. That's why he left in the first place.

Kenny- I'm telling you. They are coming. SOON....SOOOOOOON!

Justin- HA HA! No, he left because he knew I was gunning for him! Same for You Deli.

Deli- Yea, sure I did.

Johny- I miss my box!

Deli- Does anyone care?

Johny- I don't care! I MISS MY BOX!

Kenny- THEY TOOK IT!

Justin- Ok, who the hell is this THEY he keeps referring to?

Deli- It's actually pretty funny. It's...

Kenny- DON'T REVEAL THEM!

Deli- Like I said, it's the Teletubbies.

Justin- I shoulda known.

Kenny- YOU DID IT NOW! TINKY WINKY IS GONNA COME GET YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

~~~Kenny begins to run around the room screaming and disturbing the residents of the home while Johny Box sits under his chair pretending it is a box. Guards come in and grab Kenny and hold him down while they shoot some kind of liquid into his arm. Kenny calms down and they bring him over to the chair he was sitting in. The guards leave, but the nurse stays.~~~

Nurse- Johny, I thought you told you to stop hiding under the chair.

Johny- I'm not hiding. This is my box.

Joey- What a psycho. You are almost as bad as Kenny.

Deli and Justin- Shutup WOP.

Joey- Why?

Justin- Go away. We're laughing at Johny.

Joey- Why do you guys have to make fun of me all the time.

Justin- I'm too busy laughing. Lil Person, take care of it.

Lil Person- Because you are a dirty, greasy, stupid WOP who can't count to 10.

Joey- YES I CAN!

Justin- Good for you. GO do it in a corner!

~~~Joey walks away dejected and into a croner where he begins to count to ten. Justin focuses back on the ongoing battle between the nurse and Johny.~~~

Nurse- We've been over this BEFORE Johny. You got rid of your box when you came here!

Johny- Well I want it back!

Nurse- GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU STUPID NO FOR GOOD HOBO! YOU AIN'T GETTING THAT DAMN BOX BACK!

Johny- Then I'll go get it in storage!

Nurse- WHY WOULD WE KEEP THAT BOX?! WE THREW THAT THING OUT THE MINUTE YOU GAVE IT TO US!

Johny- ***Crying*** YOU ARE MEAN!

Deli- Why did you have to do that?! Now he's crying. You bitch.

Nurse- You be quiet you Juvenile punk, or else I will tell the director your real age!

Justin- God damn.

Nurse- What?! You got a problem?! I'll make sure you never leave this place!

Justin- Oh go to hell. It's not like you could do anything.

Nurse- Oh really?! Want to try me?

Justin- Sure, Go ahead. You can't keep me here. I'll sue.

Nurse- I can't hold you here, but I can hold your dumb friend over there.

Justin- Who? Joey? Go ahead. He was starting to get annoying.

Nurse- Fine, then I will! He's never leaving this place again! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Justin- Ok, the evil laugh died out with Dr. Evil back in 98.

Nurse- Shutup!

~~~The nurse walks away from the group with her head high in the air. Joey still stands in the corner, Kenny still lays knocked out, and Johny is under the chair.~~~

Deli- You shouldn't have done that man. That is one crazy bitch.

Justin- Really?

Deli- Hell yea. She'll bite your nuts off, no offense Johny.

Johny- None taken.

Justin- So you think she'll really do it?

Deli- Yea, but she'll give you something in return. It's some kind of rule.

~~~Just then the nurse walks back in with two big muscular guards. They walk over to Justin.~~~

Justin- Hey witch. What's up?

Nurse- You keep your mouth shut! I have come here to inform you that I have gotten permission to take Joey in, but we have to give you something back.

Deli- See, I told you.

Justin- So what is it Hoe?

Nurse- Shutup you. Thank god he let me do this. I'm giving you the three most annoying things in thee world.

Justin- What?! Shawn Samson Interviews, Eddie Jones' Sex Life, and PAUL TIMMER?!

Nurse- No, worse than that.

Justin- Than what?!...Oh no!

Nurse- Yep.

Justin- Not, not...Lost Soul?!

Nurse- NO YOU MORON! THESE THREE!

Justin- These three? You mean, Johny, Kenny, and Deli?

Nurse- Yep. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Justin- I thought I told you to stop doing that?

Nurse- I'll do whatever I want! GUARDS...GRAB EM!

Justin- Them?!

~~~The two guards in the room grab Joey and drag him into the hallway and out of sight while he still tries to count to Ten. He is on 6, I think. An army of guards suddenly run in and grab Kenny, Justin, Lil Person, Deli, and Johny, still clutching the chair. The guards drag them to the outside and throw them on the ground outside the home. Suddenly Joey appears in the window.~~~

Justin- Guys look!

Joey- HELP ME! I ONLY GOT TO 7!


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