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	heyyyyy We got Birthdays today in the Zoo Including the Links for Cards to send to the Birthday Guys !! hehee Zoo Birthday Cards Want everyone to GIVE big ZOO CHEERS to: Birthdays: Candl33@aol.com (she) Metrygal@aol.com (Judy) meionmeion@aol.com (Melanie) Anniversary crkrnative@aol.com (Craig) Happy Birthday Many Happy Returns of the Day and Happy Anniversary Many Happy Returns of the Day Today's Download is dedicated to all!! TODAY's DOWNLOAD First: This utility lets you record your OWN data CDs CD Recording Studio Second: Bounce is a friendly but powerful Web browser used to filter out Websites and Internet content inappropriate for children Third: Carlanthano is an easy-to-use jukebox program that will play any type of multimedia file supported by the Windows Media Player, including .mp3 files Fourth: and since it is FRIDAY!! Sending a Link with 50 FREE downloadable games on it.........ENJOY!!! Featured Collection Pic of the Day Well Ladies, sad BUT true There comes a time when "GRAVITY" sets in!! lmaooooo Pic at bottom of page Font of the Day Instead of a download today sending a Link to TONS of Halloween Fonts,,,,,some great sites here too! Halloween Fonts and Alphabets! Well some had probs viewing Wednesdays' Zoo BUT I put a new one in the Past Issues Site SO IF you can view it there IF you missed it.......GEEEESH dam new servers!!! PAST ZooBie ISSUES New Readers Section This is for all my new Readers FREE stuff to help you surf better PLUS great savings!! FIRST: Call Wave This is fabulous. Hundreds of ZooBies are now using this one. IT actually shows you incoming calls, while you are online THUS eleminating the need for a Costly 2nd Phone LINE......BIG SAVER HERE and the download is FREE !! SECOND: FREE INTERNET SERVERS FREE DSL Free Internet With so many disgruntled with AOL and other servers that charge and DONT deliver these help make the transition a lil better Above I have listed 2 of the better ones I use WINFire myself, when I am not on AOL, as I find it faster for me to work and they are FREE !!! THIRD: GATOR this little gem is a life saver for all that surf the net and sign up for freebies IT saves your info ON your computer in code so YOU never have to fill out another form again........and of course FREE These are just some of the great Stuff for our readers, OTHERS can be found on our Service page in our Mall check them out guys!!! Internet Services and lastly The Best Card on the Net IF you have probs getting credit try this one out.......They rarely reject new accounts, and a great way to build up your credit rating Next Card Check those out guys and IF you oldie Readers havent, check them out YOU would be surprised the greet letters I get from the readers that have switched to free Internet Servers OR use the CallWav NOTE: having so much trouble with Servers lately AND HOW I hate those dam POP up ones SO if you forward the Zoo, BE sure to use the correct URL TODAY"s url is: https://www.angelfire.com/ny3/BronxZoo/Spiders.html Just copy that into the letter to forward thanks!! okkkkkkkkk ITS Friday!! everyone have a Great Weekend!! Luv yas all Lady in the Bronx LINKS: Never too Late to decorate for the Kiddies!! Ghastly Halloween Downloads Smooch mansion TOTAL SPORTS The Women of The Hall Dropping in to say Hi The Jack-O'-Lantern Prayers For USS COLE K H R P Earth Day 2000 Namezero RETRO Working Class Whites Mothers and Uncle Tom Institute for the Public Good Silicon Valley Logic ~northlight.com~ Wilkommen to Mental Graffiti WhatsGoingOn.com 3D Artists Arkansas Invisible Worlds 63 Diner http://www.ewmagazine.com/ 2020 freestyle e-zine Astrolabe BODY+OF+WORK |Choices| WORKPLACE The World Wide Web History Project Arts, Classical Music index Edko Inc. David Chan's Golden Sections eSpecials.com Shopping Site Cold Case Investigations,L.L.C. Greetings from Lycos Gamesville! CRASH MkzdK 2000 www.wacky.com The Celebrity Atheist List Atlantic Unbound Today Including some Great Sites for the Kiddies!! SO save them to your favorite Folders and You and the kids can surf later!! All these Links LEAD to great sites THEY are Keepers guys!! Great SitesCOOL SITES FOR KIDS The Kids on the Web Government Sites for Kids Welcome to Surf Monkey's Kids Channel Welcome To Paw Island Adult Links: If you are easily Offended by Adult Humor/Graphics/Language DO NOT CLICK on these: Need a Special Present for that Special Person? Adult Toys The Snapper! Grieving Widow Vegetarian???? awwww Kids!! Joe Public Argument OVER For My Male ZooBies Ladies: Your Stud of the Day The Top 13 Drawbacks of a Long-distance Relationship 13 You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down. 12 Disconcerting to hear a stranger breathlessly answer the phone while "Love the One You’re With" plays in the background. 11 Every time you hang up, you know she's *69ing someone. 10 Established pattern: Meet in airport, spend two days in custody for public lewdness. 9 Now that AT&T has placed an account executive in your apartment, you’re constantly being chided for "holding back" when expressing your feelings. 8 Awfully hard to storm out when you need him to drive you to the airport. 7 You need an alarm clock without his "morning appendage" poking you in the back at 6AM. 6 It doesn't matter who visits whom, *someone* is violating their parole. 5 That "You hang up first," "No, YOU hang up first" crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times. 4 No matter how much Viagra you take, the distance is still too damn far. 3 FedEx's drug-sniffing dogs apparently unable to distinguish panties from cocaine, keep freaking over your Letter-Paks. 2 That awkward moment when she faxes you home to meet Mom and Dad. 1 All of the carpal, none of the tunnel. TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line. CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist. CLlNTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist. TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar. CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill. TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit. CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there. TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts. TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular. CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%. TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. CLINTON VIDEO : Monica... uh, never mind. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death. CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with a pickled onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" asked the doctor. "Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's obvious relief. But then the patient added, "I've had some strange side effects that are causing serious problems." "What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I urinate, my eyes water." "Hmm," said the doctor, thoughtfully. "That's not all," continued the patient. "When my wife gives me a blowjob, she gets heartburn." "Hmm," said the doctor, as his face reddened. "It gets worse, Doc. Now, every time I pass a hamburger stand.... I get a hard-on!" Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win. Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A. About 2 cans of hair spray The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa in there." "RECIPES" Chicken Okra Gumbo skillet chicken with broccoli Betty's Chocolate Marshmallow Cake Long Kiss Goodnight Martini Bronx's Zoo™ Lady Cards™ Lady in the Bronx™ Bronx's Zoo Mall ™ Trademarked 1998 - 2000 all rights reserved IF you want to be REMOVED, Just click on this Link Please Remove Me from Bronx's ZOO Bronx's Zoo™ Is An Exclusive Mailing Send this Link to Family and Friends Invite Them to Join Our Family!! 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