Hilarious Quotes

Sally (to Buddy):"You feel sick or something, or has your brain just ran out of ideas?"

Laura: "Oh Robbbbbbbb"

Laura (to Alan): "There must be some needy bald people"

Buddy: "Rob, I've done a lot of things in my life, but I've never Uhny Uftzed anybody!"

Rob: "It's like being Clark Kent"
Laura: "Huh?"
Rob: "You know you're Superman, but you can't tell anybody. I never realized how he must have felt. Can you imagine how many time in that booth he wanted to pick up the phone and say 'Hi! I'm Superman!'"

Rob (to Laura): "It just so happens that I know me better than you know me cause I'm with myself almost constantly"

Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead!
Rob Petrie: Who's that?
Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.
Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him?