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This site is under construction , we are currently working on it.  The new web site will be better..... The new web site will have new stuff.... We here at the 420 Production Studio are dedicated to bringing you the best jackass material there is on the web.  We also provide state of the art dj-in service in the greater Orlando area, we are also here to unite the old generation with the new generation (or the "Gen-Nex")  This shit is gonna take long so get comfortable, as we wuz sayin, the world of tomorrow consists of many new technologies being of mp4 to new 18" kicker comp vr with 4ohm resistance and 2,000 watts peak power and 1,000 watts rms with 3 cubic feet required for a vented box and 5 cubic feet maximum which we really wanna get for a bass bottom but anyways back to tomorrow's world nex ting you know mtx gonna come out wid a 26" subwoofer with 20,000 watts rms power just because da kicker cooperation came out with a solo x with 5,000 of rms power which requires a 6 feet vented box with 18 hertz of low frequency bass even though the average human cant hear below 22 hertz by da way big up to Indio, Neil is gay for leavin for more than a month for no dam reason, so the future plans for 420 production is to install the xcuter lite modification chip on the Xbox this way we can install umm......phill is sellin his cd players and we really don't know how much he sellin it for, if you really interested go ask him, we recently bought a sony mdr-v150 studio monitor with 16 ohms impendence and we need 4 more, we also plannin ta buy a dac-2 external controller for our pcdj red which we are planin to get pcdj fx, cuz no one on kazaa has cracked it yet we are unable to obtain access to this program, we just figured out how to get the bpm extraction from pcdj red, by da way runa baby aint come out yet, she comin in round august 15, so we really want to buy the numark rc-8 rack conditioner which delivers clean power for pro-grade equipment with voltage display and 8 rear outlets with extra wide design for power adapters, it also has front panel pull out lights with a dimmer and separator switch later we plan to buy the Gemini eqx-30 with 15 bands of variable frequencies which also has detented potentiometers and it also has led level indicators with low cut and bypass switching, 2/3 octave each channel, +/- 12 dB of boost/cut, whit all this stuff we talked about here the nex generation will meet the old generation for future interactions with intergraded x86 processors to for a cluster service which can be used for more processing power, big up ta Andy barber shop which brings us to the subject of the new Advanced Micro Devices quanti-speed architecture which has a gold plated pin grid array, speaking of gold, Kelly got a gold Saturn and se tink we rich, Allen has left us, his mom bust her ass and now she got crutches and he stuck in ny and he don't know when he is going to migrate back to Florida which leaves us with a whack camera for production of jackass videos, Neil......... is gay...wat else can we say.......he aint get no play......so we don't kay........Ryan's pops said he gona get him a car but we don't really no about that yet....cuz we think that he wuz drunk wen he said that.......salim jus came back but it is Neil's fault he stayed an xtra week in New York (by the way big up to all the peoplez in NY) toufeeq bruk he hand and he cant do nottin fa he self, and he really miss holly, E2 wants to join 420 cuz we ill like dat but we tinkin bout it, gen-x broke up and we don't know how, deno bought us some milkshakes yesterday and he bought Toufeeq cheeze fries from checkers.......oh yeah Ryan and Kelly got there their license.... oh yeah brian and Mandy jus came bak and Mandy got a M3......now that we are fading from the right phaze to the left phaze with the new ppd01 with 5 different digital crossfadding effects which is a 24 bit digital 2 channel mixer with an unprecedented SNR or a 100 dB, 0.005% thd+n (dsp processing is 28 bit, AD/DA are 24 bit) it also has S/PDIF optical and coax digital output with two phono and three line and one mic input, Talking about mics we are looking to buy the gemini VH-101m with accuracy up to  150 feet   which has an integrated no distortion circuitry which runs on a 50Hz to 20 Khz frequency range, Ryan cousin who is 7 years old found ATO mix mp3,ight peace out thank you for takin you time to read this, im sure it must have takin a lot of your time but we appreciate it. Drop an e-mail at webmaster@420knights.com

Part 2

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If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you explode? If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for her? If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time? If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done? If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? If you take a shower, where do you put it? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly? If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Is it possible to be totally partial? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic? Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed? What do sheep count when they can't sleep? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? What happened to the first 6 ups? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? What is another word for thesaurus? What is the speed of dark? What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What's another word for synonym? When people lose weight, where does it go? When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Where are Preparations A through G? Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? Who tows the tow trucks when they break down? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange? Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Don't they all stop eventually? Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like? 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Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is the word abbreviate so long? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? ight peace out thank you for takin you time to read this, im sure it must have takin a lot of your time but we appreciate it. Drop an e-mail at webmaster@420knights.com