-Alex Stratis wheres Zack Feinberg's Gym Pants and makes wet fart stains!
-Zach Marshall eats a WHOLE M&M candy! Now thats Amazing!
-Adam Mendel takes a break from touching his hair and notices that his head has been SHAVED!
-Sam Dozor hugs his computer,.... in BED!
TOP STORY!! Alex Stratis wheres pants and makes stains!
The other day at HCC Crittenden middle school, a terribly soggy crime was commited. While other students where enjoying a jolly game of volley ball, Alex Stratis lurked around in the locker room, waiting to find a victim. His haunus crime what is you ask? Well, this was far worse than an everyday gym crime, Oh no. This was far worse than any of Mr. Christians viewings of us getting changed, no. This was pants snatching, a crime that would soon become fermiliar to one of the students at HCC, preferibly, Zachary Feinberg. He was a well known student at HCC, always cracking jokes about smelly people, but little did he know, that later, just 5 minutes later, he would be betrayed by one of his fellow peers. Alex Stratis swiftly moved through the locker room, checking down every aisle for an open locker, than he hit the jackpot. Zack Feinbergs and Dan Berk's locker. "He snatched away everything they had," commented a large women from Georgia, one of the few eye witnesses. Alex took Zacks pants out from the locker and did the worst he could do with them... He wore them, and then made discusting soggy fart stains in the fine stitching of the pants. "It was horrid," claims Sam Dozor, who also hugs his computer in bed! Maybe this mystery will never be solved, but we all know in our heart that Mr. Christian is gay. This is My butt, signing off.
Almost Top Story! Zach Marshall eats WHOLE M&M!!!!
It was just two days ago when this splended event occured. Our very own, Zachary Marshall, managed to pull of the task of consuming a WHOLE M&M candy treat. "This may not be much of an accomplishment for most, but for me, this is a great day." complains Zachary Marshall. "I don't think its right that he gets all the recognition for eating just one M&M candy treat." inquires Mrs. Sylvester, with a slick look on her face. It may be that Zach's stomach is growing, or that maybe he was just determined that day. No one will ever know what sent Zach Marshall's digestive system into overdrive, and no one will ever know wheter or not the soggy fart stains in Zack's pants will ever come out, but what we do know now, is something that we all hold cherished in our heart. Mr. Campell is a stupid idiot.
Again, almost made Top Story! Adam Mendel takes a short break from fiddling with his hair, and notices its shaved!
Just weeks ago, our fellow student Peer, Adam Medel, was walking through the halls of the HCC middle school. It seems that suspicious characters, such as the horrid beast, Mrs. Sylvester, had been walking the halls that day. When Adam entered the bathroom after lunch, which was his everyday routine, he walked to the wall and lyed back on it, awaiting someone to talk to. Little does poor Adam know that his hair, which is quite ugly, is yet to be connected to his head. As he does everyday, Adam leisurly walks to the sink, turns it on with a flick of the wrist, and wets his hair. This day is different. When Adam turned on the water, he was looking toward the other sink, where anoter fellow peer, Rudy, was standing. When Adam looked back at the foggy mirror, he knew that someone, or something, had got at his hair. This was no joke, this was not a prank, someday Mendel the elephant will thank, all who would do the best they could so everyone give him a spank... SPANK! Anyhow, this mystery has never been solved, and for his reason, Adam Mendel wheres a toupee on his actually bald scalp. Its a sad, sad, thing. This is Gabby and Neve Campell, signing off.
Really not that important, but made the Amazing Stories section! Sam Hugs his computer..... IN BED!
Earlier this week, a tragic accident, or was it? occured. Sam Dozor, local town stoopmister, was found in his bedroom bed, passionalty squeezing his CPU, (Central Proccesing Unit), or in more casual terms, his computer! This event was recorded tragically at an early time of 4:00 in the afternoon. This is very strange, considering that Sam, being the local stoopmister, must always stay up at LEAST until his bed time, being 4:30, of course since he is the town stoopmister. Anyhow, this story really doesn't deserve to be in the Amazing storys section, so sadly, I must sign off. Mrs. Sullavin and Darth Vader, signing off.