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The Story So Far...

Once a proud and selfish ancient Aztec God called Xolotl, the BM was trapped in the body of a gilled salamander for 2,000 years and released in a pet store accidentally. Frustrated by the fact that no one honors him as a god anymore and having to somehow put bread on the table he takes up the job of "superhero extraordinaire."

History of the BM:

I created the BM in 6th grade. I distinctly remember my teacher yelling at me for drawing and confiscating my paper. That was the first drawing, and although I think she wanted it to be my last, I swore I would draw 1,000 more pictures of the weird little guy and she would never be able to stop me. This site is a testament to her not stopping me. Unless she somehow travels back in time. To the right here you can see the evolution of the character from "really horrible" to "poorly drawn" to "slightly less poorly drawn." He also went from being human to being an alien to being an ancient Aztec deity.