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Glenn is the mack daddy. He is now keeping it real with his posse at Beeson. His posse consists of Dave Grape, Eliot Giebel, Gerald Utley, and Jim Granger. Glenn also fights internet forces of evil with his RWC starcraft posse. Are you wondering how a regular guy from Cambridge NY got to where he was today? I have the answer right here. It is now time to sit back and read the bio of Glenn and how he became the legend that he is today
LITTLE GLENN THE EARLY YEARS-Before there was a Glenn Dawg, there had to be a Glenn Puppydawg. Glenn was born sometime in the 70's. The seventies consisted of atrocities such as disco, the Brady Bunch, inflation, and horrible clothes. However, the seventies also gave us Glenn which makes it a groovy decade. Here is the outline of Glenn's life.
GLENN'S BABY MILESTONES-One day when Glenn was 11 months, his dad bought a new computer, when Glenn saw him setting up the computer, he got up and sprinted towards it. These were Glenns first steps. Five months later, when Glenn's uncle Herb called him a dumb baby, Glenn yelled out his first words, saying "I am not!!!!!!"
GLENNS CHILDHOOD-At four years old, Glenn invented the game starcraft, by the time he was eight he was good enough at the game to join the Cambridge high varsity starcraft team. He would lead them to the state starcraft title in 1987. this was the first of eleven titles for the school.
GLENN THE SMALL TOWN LEGEND-In Cambridge things were rough. Cambridge New York has the world highest crime rate in every category. This crime never stopped Glenn though, by 14 he took over the main hangout gas station where him and his mafia ran the town. Glenn had access to 97 percent of the women ages 7 to 70 in Cambridge. His mafia also ran the show when it came to the towns supply of Little Debbie peanut butter bars(nutter butter's), pizza and snickers bars. If you were a cambridge resident you only had these if Glenn thought you worthy of them.
GLENN THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS-Glenn was not a member of Cambridge high, he WAS cambridge high!!!!! Glenn was star QB for the football team, captain of the starcraft team, and high scholl all American for the being a pimpdaddy team.
COLLEGE-Glenn came in and established himself immediately. His antics included proposing to a female volleyball player, and a near sexual harassment suit. Glenn soon became Roberts Wesleyan College.
GLENN THE ROUGH YEARS. Glenn's good streak lasted his entire life. Things were going great for awhile but his luck had to run out at some point. Suddenly Glenn had some bad breaks in his life, he did everything he could to recover but his life fell into a shambles. It started when he lost 2 million dollars in a starcraft game against Bill Gates. The downward spiral began. Unfortunate incidents such as catching a previously unrecorded strain of genital herpes(from a computer virus, not a person), public firing from his starcraft captain position, and his ending of his relationship with Jerry Utley when Jerry chose a three way relationship with Eliot and Cara. This led to a bad streak. Yes, there were many glasses of vodka and ovaltine, many fights in homecoming drama plays, Many weird online conversations with wierd Dutch people, many broken phones, and many nights of running around campus screaming "I am president crothers, You will all die!!!!!!"
THE TURNAROUND-Glenn has begun to turn his life around. He invested what little money he had in companies with peanuit butter bars. Glenn also won 3 million in a harassment suit with a wierd 16 year old who kept ICQing him. He is down to one herpes pill a day, and Most importantly, Glenn has earned back his spot on this website.
FUTURE?????-What does the future hold for Glenn???? We will see.