Stare at the colorpie for one minute, then stare at a white piece of paper or a blank wall and blink your eyes. You will see the colorpie!
THESE ARE NOT
IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER
A
RIDDLE:A
man purchases a bottle and a
cork for $1.10. The bottle cost one
dollar more than the cork. How much was
each item?
ANSWER: If you answered
ten cents that
is incorrect. The bottle cost a dollar
more than the cork. The bottle cost
$1.05, the cork cost .05
cents!
A COOL
BET:Arrange six pennies in
the
form of a cross. 4 going up and 3
across. The bet is to re-arrange the
pennies so that they will total four
both ways.
SOLUTION:
Remove the penny at the bottom
of the cross and place it ON TOP of the
penny in the middle of the
cross!
IT CANT BE
DONE:
Tell a friend that you
can place them in such a position that
they will be unable to lift their left
foot from the floor although their foot
is free. Tell them to stand against a
wall with their right cheek touching the
wall and the side of their right foot
also touching the wall. Now tell them to
try and lift their left foot. They can't
do it! It's impossible! Try it on
yourself!
DICE
TRICK:
Tell a friend to roll 3 dice
while your back is turned. Have them
total up the 3 numbers that come up. Now
tell them to turn over any one of the
dice and add the bottom number. Now have
them throw the same one they turned over
and add whatever number comes up. You
can instantly turn around and name the
total!
SECRET: Add 7 to the total
you see on
the table.
BUSINESS
CARD TRICK:Find a business
card and poke a small pen-size hole in
it. Place a quarter on a table and ask
someone if they can push the quarter
through the small hole without tearing
the business card. When they realize
they can't figure it out set the quarter
back on the table, pick up the pen and
put it through the hole in the card.
Then proceed to push the quarter with
the pen across the table. The trick was
to push the quarter thru the
hole!
JOKE: A grasshopper walks
into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says,
"Hey!, They named a drink after you!"
To which the grasshopper replies,
"Really? There's a drinkcalled
Stan?"
MAGIC
NUMBERS:Challenge your friends
to
make eight 8's total 1000. This is not
easy if you don't know
how!
SOLUTION:Add the 8's this
way: 8 + 8 +
8 + 88 + 888 = 1000
THE ROBBER
JOKE: Late
one night a mugger
wearing a ski mask ran up to a
well-dressed man, pulled out a gun and
said, "Give me all of your money!" The
well-dressed man then says, "I am the
mayor of this city!" So the robber says,
"OK, Then give me all of my
money!"
MUSICIAN
JOKE: Son
to Father: I want to
be a musician when I grow up!
The father says, "You can't have it both
ways!"
A FUNNY
GAG!:
When you have to introduce
two people whom have never met before
tell one of them that the person they
are about to meet is hard of hearing and
very sensitive about it so they will
have to speak very loud when introducing
themselves. Now go and tell the other
person the same story. When they are
about to meet sit back and watch the
fun!
SECURA: Ask a bunch of
people to make a
common word using these letters, S E C U
R A. There is only one possible word yet
few people think of
it.
SOLUTION:The word is
SAUCER.
QUARTER
FOR HALFS: Say to someone, "For
every half dollar you can make stand on
edge, I'll give you a quarter. When they
make the half dollar stand on edge, take
it and give them the quarter. (You might
have to know how to run fast to perform
this)
CONFUSED
WAITRESS TIP: While in a
restaurant fill a glass full of water
and drop four quarters in it. Then place
a menu over the top of it and hold it
down to create an airseal. Turn
everything over and set the menu, glass,
and quarters onto the table upside down.
The airseal will keep the water from
leaking out and you can tip it upside
down. Now the waiter or waitress will
have to try and figure out how to get
the tip out of the glass of water
without spilling it. Try this at home
first. Over the sink!
FIVE FINGER
FLOATING:
A person can be
lifted with five fingers. Here's how.
One person places a finger under his
shoe. Another person places a finger
under his other shoe. a third person
places their finger under the elbow. A
fourth person places his finger under
his other elbow. A fifth person places a
finger under his chin. Now all lift at
once and he can be raised at least two
feet off the floor with
ease.
GUESS
ANYONE'S AGE: Ask anyone to think
of the month in which they were born,
for example, January is 1, Februarary is
2, etc. Multiply it by two;add
5;multiply that by 50;add their
age;subtract 365;add 115;now ask the
result. The last two numbers will reveal
the age and the first two will reveal
the month in which they were
born.
SHOES AND
SOCKS:
Bet someone that they
can't take the shoes and socks off all
by themselves. When they challenge you
and start to take their shoes and socks
off do it with them. That way they're
not doing it by
themselves!
OPENING
DOORS:
The only reason you see a
guy opening a door for his girlfriend
anymore is because either the girlfriend
is new or the car is!
TRAVELING
JOKE: How
do you know when you
have been traveling too much? When you
have to recieve wake up calls on your
car phone!
LEN
RIDDLE:
Len always has it before.
Paul takes it behind. Bryan has never
had it at all. Girls can only have it
once. Boys don't need it. Mrs. Mulligan,
the widow, has it twice in a row. Dr.
Lowell of Harvard has it twice as bad at
the end as at the beginning. What is
it?
ANSWER: The letter
L
JUMP
TABLES:
Bet a bunch of friends that
you can put three tables together, take
your shoes and socks off and jump over
them. They'll be anxious to bet that you
can't. Take the bet money in hand then
proceed to push the three tables
together, take off your shoes and socks
and jump over the shoes and socks. Then
pick up your stuff and run as fast as
you can!
OBSERVATION
TEST?:
These are things that
everyone has observed at one time or
another:
1. How many times does the numeral one
or the word one appear on a one-dollar
bill? Serial numbers don't count.
2. Which light, green, or red, appears
on top of a traffic signal?
3. On which side of the sink is the hot
water tap usually found?
4. Which way does the eagle's head face
on a quarter?
5. Are the buttonholes of a man's shirt
vertical or horizontal?
6. Does the keyboard of a piano begin
with one or two white keys?
7. In a deck of playing cards, which
king is in profile?
ANSWERS: 1. From 22 to 28
times.
2. The red light appears on top.
3. The hot water tap is usually on the
left side.
4. The eagle's head faces left.
5. Buttonholes are vertical.
6. One white key.
7. The king of diamonds.
CHECK THIS TEST
OUT! FREAKY OR WHAT?
Free will or forced
thought? You be the judge. Check out the
following exercise, guaranteed to raise an
eyebrow.
There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these
instructions, and answer the questions one at a
time and as quickly as you can!
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance
until you've done each of them...
really.
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might
miss something).........
What is:
1+5
2+4
3+3
4+2
5+1
Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as
fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll
down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow
down.
Keep going.
You're thinking of a carrot, right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population
whose minds are different enough to think of
something else.
98% of people will answer with carrot when given
this exercise.
