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But, since you're here, actually, take this bonus prize: a few fun little no-budget films I made as a member of Quick Flicks.
ELEVENTH HOUR AUDITIONS Here's what happens when a no-name director tries to get nine actresses to get naked for his no-budget film.
HAIKU FOR THE WORKING MAN The world's first DV Haiku Tragi-Comedy. A man contemplates the state of his marriage... 17 syllables at a time. (Yes, he is speaking in haiku.)
REPORT FROM THE HOTZONE A quantum leap into conspiracy. Somewhere in orbit around the Earth, a man sends home his report on the progress of the inhabitants below.
SORORAL DREAM Two sisters share the same deadly dream.
THE MOSTLY UNBELIEVABLE NEARLY INCONCEIVABLE FACIAL LIBERATION OF MASK GUY Trapped beneath a series of masks, Mask Guy struggles to show his true self, as he and other cast members dance to the swingin' sounds of the space-age-bachelor-pad 1960's. (The music used in this piece was performed by my grandfather circa 1965.)
Fifteen Aphorisms for Success
1. Nobody cares what you want, they only care about what they want.
2. Career paths are built from stones made of small victories.
3. Student projects don't count.
4.They'll trust you with the big stuff if they can trust you with the small stuff.
4a. Very few people can be trusted with the small stuff.
5. If someone is trying to find someone to do a job and your name comes up in conversation, you want them to say, "Oh, he's great," not, "Who else you got?"
6.The more enthused you are about doing for others, the more enthused they may be about doing for you.
7. Being an overnight success takes years.
8. If you can get them to think of you as the go-to guy, you'll be the guy they go to.
9. Learn to tolerate humble pie; you'll be eating alot of it.
10. Nobody owes you a living.
11. Imagine what other people might be nicknaming you.
12. Every job has its unpleasant tasks.
13. You are either a willing participant or an unwilling participant.
14. Talent only takes you so far.
15. Business is alot like dating.
