Scene: Opens up in Columbus,Ohio. The fans are going crazy,as they begin waving around their signs. The camera focuses on the best ones: "Bring back the REAL DX" "People's Connection!" "Bang Bang,your dead Mick!" "Suck It" "Y2Jackass" Then the camera focuses to the back where HHH,RD,X-PAC,BA,Stephanie,and Tori have arrived in a red "DX" Bus. They all hop down the bus steps,and start jogging up the concrete steps that lead to the Columbus Center. The camera focuses on HHH,and his bride Stephanie.
As the crowds boos ring throughout the Center. Then the camera focuses on Jim Ross and King Jerry Lawler.
Hello everyone...and welcome....to Raw is War! I'm your host Jim Ross,and along side me,is my colieg Jerry "The King" Lawler!
That's right JR! And tonight is going to be sweet! Hahaha!
You sure right about that King,we got Scott Hall going up against Mrs. Foley's baby boy! And Savior taking on the ex champ,Grand Master!
Yesssss...Grand Master's going to hip hop drop around Columbus!
And we also got a Triple Threat Match for the Intercontiental Championship! Which should be a real slobber knocker!
And what about the 2 DX members chugging down a few beers!
First of all King! Their not DX! And secondly I doubt Vince will let them chug down any beers. I'm sure he's got something special planned for those two!
They can't fight...they're on the same side! What does Vince think he's doing!? Who does he think he is!?
The guy writing your damn page check!
And a fine job Vince is doing....espically placing X-Pac versus Badass!
"Break it Down!" DX music blast throughout the center,and fans begin waving around their "Y2J" and "Kamakazee" signs. Then HHH,and crew step out form behind the curtain.
The fans arrupt in boos. And begin chanting "Assholes.....Assholes....Assholes" They all begin making their way down the ramp. With Stephanie leading the group.
They walk up the steps and into the ring,and begin to crotch chops to the fans. The fans get extremely loud with boos. HHH grabs a mic,and interrupts.
I'd appreciate it if you people would SHUT UP!
"Asshole.....Asshole......Asshole!"
I don't have time for you people! So,I have to move onto the main concern! Crimson Tide! This little,scrony,PUNK! And his good for nothing KORT....think that they run the show! Your wrong pals......WE DO! And your little scherades will end soon! And starting on Saturday Night Smackdown! We will make the KORT pay! And Tide.....you will be the first to feel our pain! I'm gonna wash the Tide away! Until there is nothing left!
The fans chant "Asshole" again,as HHH puts the mic to his side,and stares at the upset crowd.
Like I said! All you people could live...or die! I don't give a damn! Now....onto this X-Pac,Badass episode! Vince....your getting youself into trouble! If you mess with DX....your going to pay! And will be all over you like Sharks on fish bait! Vince....don't mess with the Game! Because you will lose! You threaten us....telling us,that if we even say the words "Suck It" Or use the DX theme song,will be fired!? Well....you can't fire us Vince....you need us! Without us....XWF would lose more ratings then Ted Turner's W...C....W...Rasslin! So Vince,like X-Pac,and Billy said they were going to do,where gonna sit down here,and have ourselves a few beers. So Billy...Road Dogg! Get out here...so we can get started!
"Break it Down!" Bad Ass and Road Dogg step out onto the ramp,and begin trotting down to the ring. And while walking down to the ring,Road Dogg begins speaking.
You see it's me....it's me!
It's that D...OOOOOOOO double G! And I'm about to reach the R....I....N...G! And have you all listen to me!
Road Dogg,and Bad Ass walk up the steps,and step through the ropes,into the ring. As RD continues to speak.
You damn right! The Road Doggy..Dog is in the house! And he's about to kick this shiznik.....DOGGY STYLE! Ladies and Gentleman...Boys and Girls....Children of all ages. Degeneration X....proudly brings to you. Your XWF....Champion of the Worlllllllllllld....the Road Dogg Jesse James! And I'm represented by the European champ.....The Game....and the man who uses the Fame! Asser that it! And to my right....is that man X-Pac! And me...oh my...oh glory! His fabolous woman Tori! And let's not forget about the Asshole's daughter....Misses....Stephanie McMahon Helmsley! Now enough of this stupid shit! Let's get down to one of two things! First....me beating the hell out of the Japanesse pilot...Kamakazee this Saturday! Kamakazee.....you really think your champion ship material?! Well than I can't wait until this Saturday when I whip face all over this mat! Now! Onto the X-Pac taking on Mr.Ass! Or shall I say....X-Pac drinking with Mr.Ass! Vince,when will you learn.....that what you says means Jack Shit to me...or my fellow DX Members! That is why we are heading to the back,getting back on our bus! And drinking all the way down to the Gund Arena! Site of Saturday Night Smackdown! So right now,this D....O....double G is taking his belt,and DX! And we're getting the hell out of here! So hit our music!
"No Chance in Hell!" Vince steps out from behind the curtain with a mic,and begins speaking.
Let me get this staright....fellas! You actually think wearing the DX colors,or coming out to the DX music makes you a Degenerate?! Well it doesn't my friends! You see.....a Degenerate is One mean S.O.B! And all I see in the ring right now...is a bunch of Pu$$!es! So I understand....you can leave Columbus! But not because YOU want to! Because I'm making you! If your not out of my building in 5 minutes......than you won't need to show up for Smackdown! Because....if your not out of here in 4 minutes...annnnd...47...46...45 seconds! I will fire your asses!
HHH,and the rest of the crew begin going nuts,as the scene fades to black. And commercials hit the screen: "XWF Fenruary Fury on sale $20.00" "Gogurt" "Pepsi 1" "Moments Ago: Vince telling group they have 5 minutes until their fired."
We're back....and the men who are trying to earn the DX rights,have already packed their bags. And have high-tailed it down to Cleveland!
I can't believe Vince ordered DX out of the building!
Well we are about to kick off our firs match,with Scott Hall taking on Cactus Jack. Let's send you to the ring.
Scott Hall is already in the ring,and during the break took the People's Connection Survey. When Cactus's music blares throughout the Center. And Cactus Jack begins making his way down the ring.
He continues down the ramp,and rolls under the ropes. As the bells tones. And the action is about to pick up.
Cactus hops around the ring,and Hall is circiling the ring as well,looking for an opening. Cactus begins to charge at Hall,and Hall tosses a tootpick in CJ's face. Hall then charges at Cactus,and CJ pulls socko out of his pants,an tosses at Hall's face. Hall steps back,and begins laughing,as CJ charges at Hall knocking him down to the mat with a clothesline. CJ kneels over Hall,and begins pounding over the head,with punch after punch. CJ stands up,and lifts up Hall. CJ sends Hall with an Irish Whip into the corner. Hall falls down in the corner. And Cactus charges at him with a knee,but Hall moves in time,and Cactus's knee smashes the steel post. Cactus screams out in pain,and Hall waste no time. He grabs CJ's leg,and drapes it over the middle rope. Hall goes to the ropes,and bounces back. Jumping up,and landing on CJ's knee,with his ass. Hall then drags Cactus to the middle of the ring,and applies a Figure Four. Cactus sworms around,but can not escape the painful move,or reach the ropes. Cactus tries to hit Hall,but can not reach him. Cactus finally reaches across his body,and gauges Hall in the eyes. Hall lets go,and Cactus crawls back into the corner. Hall gets to his feet,and walks over to Cactus. Cactus punches Hall in the mid-section twice. But Hall attacks back,kicking Cactus all the way down to the mat. Hall then lifts Cactus up on one feet. Cactus hobbles around the ring,and Hall spins around,and attempts to do a Tornado punch to Cactus. But on the way back around,Cactus grabs Hall's fist,and begins delivering blows of his own. Hall makes short work of that,as he lifts Cactus off the ground,and executes a Samoan Drop. Hall goes for the cover,"1....2...Kick Out"
He kicked out! Hall can't believe it!
Hall gets back to his feet,and sticks Cactus's head between his leg. Hall lifts Cactus up,but can't get him all the way up. So Hall drops Cactus,unable to attempt a Hall Edge. Hall gets mad,and lifts Cactus up again,and scoops him up,and Body Slams him in the middle of the ring. And Hall stands over top of Cactus,and tosses his elbow pad into the crowd,bounces back and fourth on the ropes,and comes back with the People's Elbow. The fans arrupt,as Hall goes for the cover,the count:"1........2.......3!"
Scott Hall couldn't lift up Mick for the Hall Edge,but he STILL got the victory!
He sure did King! And Foley looks badly hurt. But up next....Savior,and the Former Champ Grand Master Sexay,kick it off! That's next!
The scene fades to black. And goes to some commercials: "AOL 5.0" "Old Navy" "Whole 9 Yards" "Moments ago: Hall doing People's Elbow to Cactus Jack"
Fink: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring....Grand Master Sexay!
Grand Master steps from behind the curtain,and the fans cheer loudly. GMS begins dancing down the ramp,as the fans begin clapping to the beat of GMS's music.
GMS reaches the ring,and hops up on the apron. He then attempts to flip over the top rope,but gets tangles up. The ref helps him out,as the lights go out in the arena. The fans stand to their feet,and begin looking up the ramp. As orange smoke begins spreading throughtout the stadium,making it a harder to see. As the smokes clear,and the lights come back on,Savior is standing in the ring behind Grand Master.
GMS looks up the ramp,and sees nothing. As he turns to dance again,Savior wraps his hang around Grand Master's throat,and Choke Slams him in the middle of the ring. The fans love it,and begin chanting "Savior....Savior!" Savior puts his foot over GM's stomach,and gets the count: "1......2.....3!" Savior wins.
That's it?
It must be King,but....what...what the hell is Savior doing,he's going under the ring,and he's got a table!
Savior tosses the table in the ring,with one hand,and steps up on the apron. Savior steps over the top rope,and sets up the table. The ref inside the ring,tries to stop Savior,but the Giant just lifts him up,and tosses him to the outside. Savior lifts GMS up with one hand over his throat,and chokeslams him through the table. Officals begin running to ringside,but one by one are tossed back out. Savior lifts Grand Master up again,and Xavier and Atlas run down to ringside. They try to stop him,but Savior chokeslams GM again. Savior then whispers something in Xavier's ear. And Atlas and Xavier jump outside,and grab another table from underneath the ring. They bring it inside,and set it up. Savior carries GM on top of the turnbuckle. And Choke Slams him off the top rope,and through the table. Atlas,and Xavier begin laughing,as they then try to get Savior away from GM. But Savior won't listen,he lifts up Grand Master Sexay again,and is about to chokeslam him,when Crimson Tide's voice is heard over the loud speaker. And he steps out onto the ramp.
That's enough! Enough Savior! He's already finished!
Tide drops the mic,and turns around,and exits through the curtain. Savior let's GMS go,and he falls lifelessly to the mat. Savior,Atlas,and Xavier step through the ropes,and make their way up the ramp. As the fans begin chanting,"Savior....Savior...Savior!" The scene fades to black,and then commercials: "Slam of the week: Savior choke slamming Grand Master off the top ropes,and through the table." "M & M's" "Slim Jim" "Moments ago: EMT's attending to Grand Master,and announcing that he may be paralyzed."
We're back! And are Main Event is up next! But,Grand Master is extremely hurt,and may have been seriously injured. The King had to leave us,and stay with his son. But feeling in for him is Doc Hendrix.
That's right JR! And I'm not like the King! I'm not gonna let you boss me around! So just call the match,and take off that ridiculous hat!
Well,Doc. I just so happen to like this hat,and if you don't like it,then walk back to the dressing room. I don't need ya!
War Machine is already in the ring,and BJ Mars's music blares over the PA System. BJ walks out on the ramp,and the fans let out cheers of joy. BJ trots down the ramp,clapping all the fans hands. He hops up on the apron,and steps through the ropes,he immediately walks over to War Machine,and whispers something in his ear. Both men nod,and back into their own corners. When suddenly,"Break The Walls Downnnnnnnnnn!" Y2J steps out on the ramp,with his back to the crowd. He then turns and faces the ring,with a microphone in his hand. Jericho interrupts his own music.
Welcome....to Raw...is Jericho! BJ Jupiter,and Pop Machine you shouldn't have showed up tonight! But since you have....then I guess you'll have to get your ass kicked....Ayatollah of Rock n'Rolla style! Because I am the Intercontiental Champion! 
And I promise this...you will never...eh....eh....EVER! Beat me!
Jericho drops the mic,takes off his vest,and slides under the ropes. Both BJ,and WM begin stomping on Y2J's back. BJ then lifts Y2J to his feet,and places him in a Full-Nelson. WM winds up,and attempts to punch Y2J square in the face. But Jericho ducks,and WM kneels BJ in the face. BJ's momentum carries him over the top rope and down to the outside mat. WM looks over the rope to see if BJ's ok,and Y2J sneaks up behind War Machine,and wraps him up in a small package: "1.......2....Kick Out!" BJ gets back into the ring,as WM gets to his feet. BJ clotheslines WM from behind,and War Machine's face smashes against the mat. Y2J is back to his feet,and he dropkicks BJ to the mat. Y2J quickly gets up,and suplexes War Machine. Y2J gets up,and attempts a Suplex on BJ,but BJ reverses it into a Brain Buster. The fans let out a yell of "Ohhhhh" BJ gets back to his feet,and kicks WM in the gut. WM rolls over into the corner,and quickly gets to his feet. BJ charges at WM with a clothesline,but WM ducks. WM attempts to swing at BJ,but BJ ducks,and spins WM around. BJ climbs up a rope,and back body drops WM to the mat. BJ begins to get to his feet,but Y2J grabs his arm,and twist his arm into an Arm Bar. BJ bends over,and sets up Y2J for a Samoan drop. BJ gets to his feet,and attempts to Spear Tackle War Machine,but WM stands his ground,and DDTs BJ. WM gets to his feet and charges at Y2J for a clothesline,but Y2J ducks,and sends WM flying to the outside.
BJ struggles to his feet,and before he can stand straight up Y2J,lifts BJ over his head for a Power Bomb. As soon as BJ hits the mat,Y2J grabs his feet,and turn BJ over,for the Walls of Jericho. War Machine grabs a chair off the time keeper. As BJ is in the Walls Of Jericho,Chyna makes her way to the ring. She steps up on the apron,and tries to point War Machine out to the ref. The ref keeps arguing with Chyna,trying to get her off the apron. Meanwhile War Machine slides into the ring,and smacks the chair over Jericho's head. Y2J lets go of the hold,and falls to the mat. War Machine turns back around,and drops the chair to the outside. Chyna makes her way past the ref,and clotheslines War Machine over the top rope. But WM gets tangled up in the ropes,and can not escape. The ref steps in front of Chyna who is trying to get to Jericho,and the ref tries to get her to step outside the ring. Chyna continues to argue,as BJ gets to his feet,and Powerbombs Jericho. Chyna finally steps out of the ring,as the ref turns back to the action. BJ has Y2J covered for a pin: "1.....2.....3" BJ wins.
I can't believe it! Mars did it! Mars won!
What a match,BJ is the new champion,and Chyna looks very upset. She just cost Jericho the match!
It looks like we're at a time JR!
Be sure are Doc! Tune into Smackdown...this Saturday!
