Scene: The XWF is live and coming straight to you from Denver Colorado. Just as the show opens up the titan tron shows Shane Mcmahon on it and the sound of "No chance" begins to play. The crowd gets to their feet and starts to boo. Shane walks out with the XWF champion Savior. They walk down the ramp and step between the ropes and get into the ring. Shane takes the mic off the fink and tells him to get the hell out of the ring.



Shane: Thankyou for such a warm welcome......

(The fans start to chant asshole..asshole.

Yes thankyou for that.....but what do you expect when your in somewhere like Denver!!! Now first off your probably wondering why the rest of the KORT isnt here with me in this ring......thats because they havent arrived yet. But dont worry they will all be here for the main event tonight, between Savior and the game. And lets make it clear to all the guys in the back. If your not with the KORT then that means your not with me......and well you have two choices that have to be made tonight. And that is you either get your ass kicked..........or

Savior: Get your ass fired!!!

So if theres anyone in the back that has made up there mind why dont they just...

Then "If ya smell what the Rock is cooking" blasts over the speakers. The Rock steps out from the curtains with a mic in his hand.

Rock: Now that was the longest and boringest five minutes the Rock has ever seen!!! Now Shane you come out here and run your mouth......you say that your gonna kick everyones ass here in the XWF, well the Rock says why dont you try to start with his.

(The fans start to chant Rocky Rocky Rocky.)

The Rock is gonna walk down the ramp like this.......hes going to stop about half way and give the people the most electrafying eyebrow in sports entertainment. Then he will walk up the steps to the ring.

Then from the top of the stage comes out the rest of the KORT. They run down to the ring and jump the Rock from behind. They throw him in the ring and Savior puts his hand around the Rocks throat and chokeslams him to the ground!!!

Shane lied he said that the KORT wasnt here yet!!! Damn him!!

The officals from the back come down and break it up



and the KORT walks back up the ramp and heads towards Shanes office. The Rock gets back up with some help and then the camera switches to JR and the King.

Welcome everyone to Saturday Smackdown!!!! And we just witnessed a hell of a beginning to what should be a memorable Smackdown tonight!!! Tonight we will have the XWF world title on the line as well as the Tag titles up for grabs too. Its gonna be a hell of a night!!

King: Well I just hope the Rock knows not to cross the boss or he'll get beat up just like he did a few moments ago. He'll be out of the XWF faster then.....well Scott Hall, hahaha

The Union's music plays and Shamrock comes out from the back. He walks straight down to the ring with a cold look in his eyes. He steps throught the ropes and the crowd really doesnt give that much of a reaction. Then Dx's music starts to play and Jeff Jarret walks out with a Dx guitar held up high in his hand. He has on a pair of shades. He gets to the ring and puts the guitar on the outside of the ring and slides under the bottom rope. JJ taunts SR then the two men lock up. SR knees JJ in the midsection and then elbows him in the back of the head. SR grabs JJ and tosses him into the corner. SR then lifts JJ to the top rope and suplexes him to the mat. SR gets up and drops a leg over the throat of JJ, Sr goes for the pin and locks the leg......1.....2..Kick out. SR picks up JJ but JJ fights back with a forearm and a somoan drop. JJ then drops a knee onto SR's back. JJ then goes to the ropes and drops an elbow. JJ lifts up SR and tosses him to the ropes and JJ does a dropkick to SR. JJ goes for the cover....1......2....Kick out by SR. JJ then goes for the figure four. JJ locks it on. SR screams out in pain but then finally reverses it into an ankle lock submission. JJ quickly gets to the ropes and breaks the hold. SR picks up JJ and swings him to the ropes and then clotheslines him over the top rope. SR climbs out after him. SR picks up JJ but JJ throws him into the ring steps. JJ and SR then start to fight back and forth. SR grabs JJ head and smashes it off of the ring pole. SR gets the guitar and hits JJ ovetr the head. The ref sees Sr and calls for the bell. JJ wins on DQ.

Jeff Jarret was able to get the victory tonight thanks to the guitar shot by Shamrock.....wait hold on a second we have something backstage.

A limo pulls up and then finally it opens and out comes the Dudley Boys!!! They are wearing their 3D shirts and have along with them their gymbags!!!

What the hell is Bubba Ray and D'von here tonight, there not scheduled for a match.

Well someone better go tell them that, it looks like they have thier wrestling gear JR.

Then Justin Sane's music comes on and out he comes from the curtains. He walks down to the ring and jumps on the apron and gets in the ring.

Ever since he lost his Tv belt, he's been determined to regain it king, and tonight will be a big challenge for him.

The the lights turn off and the KORT'S new music "No Chance" comes on. Then the lights finally come on and Xavior is in the ring. JS doesnt seem to be frightened at all. JS charges towards XV and gives him a shoulder block. XV gets up and JS pushes him in the corner and starts to throws lefts and rights. JS then tosses XV to the opposite corner and JS runs in with a boot but XV moves and then XV follows it up with a swinging neck breaker. XV lifts up JS and executes a perfect fisherman's suplex....1.....2...Kick out by JS.

Damn king how did Sane kick out of that one?

XV then does a piledriver. And XV gets up and applies a inverted crab onto Sane. Sane gets out of it and reaches the ropes to break the hold. XV then begins to stomp at Sane. XV then puts Sane's throat over the bottom rope and XV goes to the opposite ropes and jumps ontop of Sane's head choking him with the rope. XV then bodyslams Sane and goes for a pin...1.....2....almost but Sane got his shoulder up!! XV then tosses Sane to the corner and misses with an elbow. Sane then nails XV with a superkick to the jaw. Sane then lifts up XV and drops an implant ddt. Sane then goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope. But then from the audience comes the Dudley Boys. D'von jumps the guardrail and pushes Sane off of it making him smash headfirst onto the mat. Bubba gets in the ring and powerboms XV onto the mat. D'von goes to the outside and grabs a table from under the ring.



D'von sets it up and Bubba powerbombs Sane over the top rope onto and through the table. The fans cant believe what they just saw. Atlas then starts to run down the ramp to help aide is partner. AL gets in the ring and misses with a clothesline and Bubba flips AL over the top ropes right on Xavior. D'von slides under the rope and lifts up Sane. D'Von swings Sane to the ropes and lifts him up for the 3D drop. Bubba hits it. Then the Dudley Boys go to opposite corners and climb the ropes.





They lift up there arms and the XWF goes to commercial.

welcome back to Smackdown and we just witnessed the Dudleys come out here and clear house. Lets take a look at the titantron for an instant replay. Both KORT members got put through tables and Justin Sane got the 3D dudley death drop. But up next the tag titles will be on the line against two teams that have bad blood.

The Elimnators come out from the curtains accompanied by their ho's. Studd dances down the ramp and gets to ringside. Sucide King gets in the ring and Studd tells his ho's to wait outside of the ring, until they win their match. Studd walks up the steps into the ring.



Then Dx's music blasts over the speakers and the tag champs come out from the curtain. They have there belts strapped on and they are spitting water out to the fans. They walk down the ramp and slide underneath the ropes. New Age Outlaws drop their belts and attack the Eliminators. The ref gets control of the match and BA and SK start things off. SK goes off the ropes and leapfrogs BA, Sk comes back and BA drills SK with a headvy right to the jaw. BA lifts SK up and tosses him to the corner but SK reverses it and sends BA to the corner. BA flies off the turnbuckle and hits the mat. SK lifts up BA and tags in Studd. Studd gets in and puts BA in an arm bar. Then Ba reverses it but Stud takes him down with a vicious clothesline. Studd goes for an elbow but BA moves. BA gets up and tackles Stud. Ba puts Stud in a frontface headlock. Stud gets to his feet and elbows his way out. Studd then goes off the ropes and comes back with a clothesline but misses BA. BA then flips Stud over his head to the mat. BA tags in RD. RD gets in the ring and body slams Stud to the canvas. RD goes of the ropes and comes back with the crazylegs knee drop. RD hits it and goes for the pin....1....2...Stud kicks out! RD picks up Stud and suplexes Stud back to the mat. RD then grabs Studd's legs and does a wishbone. Stud is in pain. RD then drops an elbow to the groin area of Stud. RD goes to the second rope and drops an elbow but Stud moves and RD hits the mat. Stud and RD both get to their feet and Stud kicks RD in the gut and powerbombs him to the mat. Stud falls down as well though. Both men start to try to make a tag. Stud tags in SK first and SK runs over at RD but RD reaches out and tags in BA. SK drops BA with a clothesline and then another. RD gets back in and SK slams him to the mat as well. SK clotheslines RD to the outside and focuses back on the legal man,BA. SK goes for a dropkick but BA catches him and reverses it into a boston crab. Stud comes in and breaks the hold. The ref goes over to Stud and warns him not to do it again. When that happens SK low blows BA. And then does a inside small package but the ref is still distracted. Finally the ref turns around....1......2.....NO BA kicks out.

Thats as close as you can get King.

SK heads up to the top ropes. SK waits for BA to get to his feet. SK then leaps off the tope rope but BA sees what SK is going to do and BA pulls the ref in front of him. SK by mistake dropkicks the official. Sk tries to help the offical up but RD jumps in the ring and starts to pund away at SK. Then Stud jumps in and all four men are going at it!!!

Its complete mayhem King!!!! All four men in the ring.

Stud boots BA over the top ropes and goes out after him. RD and SK throw rights and lefts at each other. RD kicks SK in the gut and sets him up for the pump handle slam!! Then from the stage comes down Maxx Payne and he's carrying a tazer with him!!! RD applies the move but the ref isnt up yet. Then Maxx gets in the ring and Zaps RD. RD rolls over to the ground and Maxx Zaps him again with the tazer. The ref starts to come to and Maxx lays SK over top of RD. Maxx gets out of the ring and helps Studd double team BA. The ref finally sees the pin and rolls over and starts to make the slow count......1........2.......3 Thats it we have new tag champs!!!! The Eliminators and Maxx Payne get in the ring. And they all raise their hands in the air. But then from the stands comes Jeff Jarret. He gets his guitar and climbs over the guardrail and drills one of the ho's with the DX guitar. Then Dx heads back up the ramp exchanging words with the Eliminators. Studd and Sucide King get to the outside and help the hurt ho.

Well King nontheless The Eliminators are the new tag team champs here in XWF!!! And we'll be right back with our main event of the night, the XWF title on the line!!!

Camera fades to commercial.

Well we have had quite a unique night here on Smackdown Saturday night. And what a better way to end the night then have the XWF world title on the line.

I dont know how Triple H is going to regain his world title when the entire KORT is here JR, and you saw what they did earlier.

"My Time",plays over the arena and the game walks out with Steph Mcmahon. He has a bottle of water and he takes a few sips. He walks down the ramp and jumps onto the ring apron. He raises his arms in the air and spits out onto the fans sitting nearby. The fans are waiting for the lights to shut off but to their surprise they stay on and "No Chance" plays. Shane Mcmahon comes down the ring with the XWF champion Savior. Shane walks down to the ring and the fans are on their feet chanting asshole..asshole. Shane continues to smile and Savior steps over the top ropes and hands the belt to the ref. Shane grabs the belt off of the ref and holds onto it. Shane goes back to the outside, hes not letting go of the belt.

Well king two Mcmahons in opposite corners, this should be very interesting.

The bell rings and both men stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring. Savior shows off his strenght by pushing HHH to the mat. The Game gets right back up though and goes in with a knee to the midsection. Sav pounds on the back of HHH and then headbutts him to the mat. Sav puts HHH over the bottom rope and starts to choke away at HHH with his boot. The ref makes Sav release the hold. Sav then goes back in and picks up HHH and drills HHH in the back with big rights. And then Sav drops an elbow right onto HHH's spine. The games down and Sav goes for a big elbow but the Game barey moves to aviod the contact. HHH gets up and scratches away at Sav's eyes. The HHH kicks Sav between his legs., the ref warns HHH but HHH just pushes the ref aside. HHH then pushes Sav in the corner and runs in with a knee. HHH then begins to pound away at Sav. HHH tries to throw the big man in the corner but Sav reverses it and sends HHH flying instead. Sav comes in with a backwords elbow but HHH moves and counters with a ddt. HHH goes for the pin.....1.....2....kickout by Sav. HHH then goes to the ropes but Shane trips up HHH. HHH turns around and starts to excahnge words with Shane. HHH turns around and Sav grabs HHH by the neck.

This could be it for the game!!

HHH gets out with a kick to the groin. Then HHH nails Sav with a clothesline. HHH stomps on the back of Sav then he picks Sav back up. HHH kicks him in the stomach and goes to the ropes and drills Sav with a running knee hit. HHH goes for a pin....1.....2....kickout by Sav. HHH lifts up Sav and is about to attempt the Petigree. But HHH sees Shane go over to Steph on the outside and push Steph to the ground. HHH lets go off the hold and goes after Shane. HHH tries to grab Shane but Shane hits him with the belt! HHH falls backwards and lays down in the middle of the ring. Sav starts to crawl over and make a count. Then from the curtains comes the Rock!! The Rock runs down to ringside and jumps into the ring. The Rock gets Sav and Rock bottoms him to the mat. The ref calls for the bell. The match is awarded to Sav by DQ.



The Rock then takes off his elbow pad and throws it in the crowd. The Rock goes to one rope then swings to the other but Shane drills the Rock with the belt!! Steph grabs HHH and rolls him out of the ring and they both head up the ramp to the back. Shane starts to stomp on the Rock. Then the rest of the KORT come down to the ring. Savior picks up the Rock and chokeslams him to the mat and then raises his belt high in the air while the whole KORT continues to stomp away.



Then from the back comes the Int and the North American champion, BJ Mars! Mars grabs a chair and slides in the ring. Shane jumps out of the ring and so does Savior. Mars drills Tide with the chair in the head and smashes Atlas in the back. The entire KORT get out of the ring. Mars holds the chair in the air as he goes up to the apron. Shane holds back Savior and the rest of the KORT go back up the ramp to the back. Mars drops the chair as the fans are to their feet. The Rock slides under the ropes and walks up the ramp.

Well King tonight was a hell of a night. And I'm sure that some wrestlers lives will never be the same. Just what is the KORT going to do on RAW. And is anyone safe!!! Well from the King and I thanks for joining us and we'll see you on Raw Wenesday night!!!