The scene opens up in Indiapolis,Indiana. And the fans are on their feet going nuts. They are awaiting Triple C. When all of a sudden,"No Chance,that's what you got!" The crowd goes crazy,and begins waving around their signs: "Where's Vince?" "Vinny Mack!" Then,Vince steps out from behind the curtain,and the fans give an even louder pop. Vince makes his way down the ramp.
The fans start chanting,"Vince......Vince......Vince!" Vince reaches the ring,and walks up the steel steps. He gets on the apron,and steps through the ropes. He walks over to the announce table,and grabs a mic from the Fink. He walks back to the middle of the ring.
Is he going to call out the Cash man JR?
Well King. Triple C was scheduled to start this thing off. But,let's hear what Vince got to say.
Welcome Raw fans! To the first Raw Wenesday! Tonight we have a very special event. We have the XWF World Championship Title on the line!~The crowd begins cheering.~We got Rikishi taking on Kane! We also will find out who will be going to "Mars Maddness" to compete for the fianl round in the tag team tournament! Now,Triple C was supposed to be here! But after multiple invitations Triple C feeled to give me back an answer! Therefore you won't be seeing Triple C tonight!~Crowd: Wooooo! Yeah!~So,for now I will turn it over to our first bout. Kane taking on Rakishi!
Vince tosses the mic to the Fink,and makes his way out of the ring,and bakc up the ramp. He reaches the top of the ramp,and Rakishi steps out from behind the curtain.The fans start cheering,and begin waving around their Rakishi signs. Rakishi makes his way down the ramp,and into the ring. Once he reaches the ring fire shoots out from the top of the ramp. And the fans start cheering. Kane steps out on the ramp,with Paul Bearer,and begins making his way down the ramp. He reaches the ring,and steps up on the apron. Rakishi waits in the corner.
Then suddenly, Kane throws his hands down and fire shoots out from the four corners. Kane then steps over the top rope and into the ring.
Do you think Kane stands a chance!?
Well King,he has a hard task,he's got to take on the 400 pounder Rakishi!
Rakishi turns to the corner,and begins taking off part off his shorts. Kane charges Rakishi from behind,and begins hammering on the big mammoth. Kane delivers blow after blow. He goes for a big windup,and Rakishi ducks,and executes a Samoan Drop. Rakishi begins working on Kane,and controls most of the beginning of the match. Rakishi goes for a Super Kick,but Kane grabs his foot,and clotheslines the big man to the mat. Kane then begins to work on Rakishi.
This has been a seasaw battle King,all the way through!
Kane whips Rakishi to the ropes,and goes for a clothesline,but Rakishi ducks. Rakishi waits for Kane to turn around,and connects with a Super Kick,knocking Kane back into the corner,and down on his back. Rakishi walks over to the corner,and climbs up on the post. Rakishi goes for the Banzai,but Kane sits up,and Rakishi lands right on his ass.
No one home King!
Kane gets to his feet,and lifts Rakishi up,and delivers a Choke Slam.
Ahhhh...he got Rakishi up,I can't believe it!
Kane lifts Rakishi up again,and signals for the Tombstone.
No way! No way,can he get him up King!
Kane bends down,and lifts Rakishi up,and connects with the Tombstone!
My gawd! My Gawd! I can't believe it! It's over...1...2....3!
Kane gets the pin,and the victory.
All that hardwork paid off for Kane! He is the winner! And we got to take a break,stay with us,up next X-Pac and Edge taking on Stud and Suicide King! Stay tuned!
The scene fades to black,and goes to commercials: "Pepsi 1" "Papa John's" "M&M's" "Mars Maddness PPV" The scene fades back in,with X-Pac and Edge waiting in the ring,for Bad Ass and Road Dogg. The fans are in their seats,but the Outlawz music blast over the loud speakers,and the fans begin going nuts.
It's me! It's me! It's that D,OOOOOOOOO double G! And with me,is the Bad Ass Billy! DX is here,DX is here! And we're going to Mars Maddness,when we beat up these queers! You see,the Outlawz are ready to bring home the gold. And I'll be glad to kick X-Pac ass,in order to get them damn belts!
Edge hops out of the ring,and X-Pac remains where he is. Road Dogg,and Billy get into the ring. Road Dogg gets to the middle of the ring,and begins his routine. Right in front of X-Pac.
Welcome! To the Dog House!
Road Dogg signals to X-Pac to move out of his way,and X-Pac accepts the offer,and stands in the back corner.
Ladies and Gentleman,boys and girls...children of all ages! Degeneration X...proudly brings to you! Your,soon to be....Tag Team Champions of the Wooorrrrlllllllllllllld! The Road Dogg Jesse James....the Bad Ass...Billy Gunn! The New...Aged.....Outlawz!
And of course,if your not down with that......we got two words fo-
X-Pac attacks Road Dogg knocking him out of the ring,and Edge interrupts Bad Ass's phrase,and begins hammering on his back. The bells tones,and the match is underway. Edge begins pounding on BA's back. BA punches Edge in the gut,and Edge counters back with a knee to the lower abdomen,followed by a DDT. Edge goes for the quick count:"1...2...kick out!" Edge gets back to his feet,and lifts up BA by his hair. X-Pac,and RD finally return to their own corners,as Edge tags in X-Pac. X-Pac gets into the ring,and gives a Round-House kick to BA's gut,followed by a flying,round-house kick to BA's face. BA falls to the mat,holding his head. X-Pac lifts BA up by the arm,and pulls him into his corner,tagging in Edge. Edge punches BA in the ribs,and X-Pac releases the arm hold,and steps out onto the apron. Edge lifts up BA for a suplex,and connects. Edge gets to his feet,and tags in X-Pac. X-Pac goes up top,and goes for a leg drop onto BA's head,but BA moves right in time. X-Pac crashing down onto the mat,and both men are laying down on the mat.
Get up X-Pac! Get up!
Both men roll over at the same time,and X-Pac gets to his corner,but decides not to make a tag yet. BA's only a foot away from RD,and right before X-Pac reaches him,he extends his hand,and makes the tag. RD gets into the ring and clotheslines X-Pac. Edge gets into the ring,and attempts to punch RD,but RD blocks it,and does the 3-Punch Combo,taking Edge down. RD is about to hit Edge over the back of the head,but X-Pac gives him a low-blow,taking RD down to the mat. BA charges at X-Pac for a clothesline,but X-Pac ducks,and BA hits the ref instead. The ref goes down,and X-Pac hits the X-Factor on BA. Edge lifts RD up,and delivers a Double Arm DDT. X-Pac lifts RD,and does a round-house to RD's face,forcing him back into the corner,and down to the mat. X-Pac calls for the Bronco Buster,and charges at RD jumping right on his face. The crowd is booing at the sight of X-Pac's Bronco Buster. Then,X-Pac lifts RD to his feet,and hits the X-Factor. X-Pac rolls RD up for the pin,but the ref is down. Edge tries to get the ref up,when BA delivers a low-blow to Edge. The fans jump to their feet,and begin cheering,as Benoit begins making his way to the ring.
I--I can't believe it! It's Chris Benoit!
What's he doing here?!
X-Pac realizes what happend to Edge,and clothesline BA out of the ring,and bends over,slapping the ref in his face,trying to wake him up. Benoit rolls into the ring,unnoticed by X-Pac,and hits him over the back of the head with a Metal Pole. X-Pac goes down hard. Edge charges at Benoit,but Benoit hits him in the rib-cage with the pole,and Edge goes down. Benoit goes up top,and lands a Head-Butt onto X-Pac's stomach. The ref begins coming too,and Benoit rolls RD ontop of X-Pac,and rolls out of the ring with the pole. The ref rolls over,and crawls over to the pin,and begins to count: "1.............2.....................3!"
The Outlaws win! The Outlaws win! The Outlaws win! I can't believe it! What--what the hell!
Benoit grabs a DX shirt from ringside,and puts it on. He lifts BA,and RD up to their feet,and all three of them celebrate in the ring,as the scene fades to blakck,and to commercials: "Snickers" "Nike" "AOL 5.0" "Moments ago: Benoit hitting X-Pac over the head with the pole,and DX celebrating in the ring." The scene fades back in,to JR and the King.
You just saw,that Moments ago,Benoit join the already powerful DX! And that is a shock to all of us! But right now,lets head to the ring,with our second tourney match!
Stud's music blares over the loud speakers,and Stud and King begin making their way to the ring.
The crowd really seems to love these two guys!
Yeah,it appears they have one the crowd over! I mean,here in Indiana they like the guys who can't wrestle!
King! You know that's bullshit! Stud,and Steve are tough competitors!
Stud and SK are in the ring,waiting for their opponents.
Suddenly,Wrath and Rage make their way through the crowd,and slide into the ring. They attack Stud and SK from behind. Wrath clotheslines Stud out of the ring,and both men begin beating down on Suicide King. Rage lifts him up,and delivers a Brain Buster. Wrath goes to the rope,looking to connect with a Big Leg,but Stud grabs Wrath's leg,tripping him up,causing him to fall flat on his face. The fans give a loud pop. Rage has SK in a Headlock. But SK pushes Rage,causing him to release the hold,and run to the ropes. When Rage reaches the ropes,Stud lifts him off his feet,and lands a Sidewalk Slam. The fans get even louder. SK goes up attempting to go for a moonsault. But Wrath shakes the ropes,and SK lands right on the family jewels. Stud has Rage in a standing Sleeperhold,and Wrath rakes Stud's back,forcing him to release the Sleeper. Rage turns around and kicks Stud in the gut. Wrath flies through the air,and hits a powerful Axe kick. The ref forces Rage to the outside,but Rage pushes the ref down to the mat. The ref rolls over face down on the mat.
Jeez JR,not again! Next thing you know some guy will come out here,and beat up on Rage and Wrath.
Right after thoughs words leave his mouth the lights go off for a few seconds.
Oh No JR! I should off knocked on wood!
Damnit King! Quit hitting my damn knee!
Ahhh....I thought it was a wooden one!
What!? What the hell are you talking about King?
The lights are still out,and suddenly flames shoot out from all four corners,and Kane is standing in the ring. Wrath and Rage turn around,and walk right into Kane's hands,and Kane lifts them up,and brings them both down hard with a Choke Slam. SK wakes the ref up,and drags him over to where Wrath is lying. Stud comes into the ring,and Kane extends a hand out to Stud. Stud begins reaching his hand out,and the fans start booing. Then,Stud looks around at the crowd,and clotheslines Kane out over the top ropes. The ref,raises his hand,and begins the count. Rage tries to break it up,but Stud Spear Tackles him to the mat. "1.......2........3!" Stud,and Steve Hardy win!
King......I--I can't believe it!
Neither can I JR! First X-Pac,and Edge get screwed,and now Wrath and Rage!
No! Not that! Kane helped Stud and Suicide King,and Stud cheap shoted him King!
It wasn't a cheap shot JR! If Kane shouldn't got his nose in other peoples buisness...so.....he learned that hard way!
Well...up next! Kamakazee Ken,War Machine! XWF World Championship on the line! That's next!
The scene fades to black,and then to commercials: "Snickers" "Chef Boyardee" "Pepsi 1" "Slam of the Week: It shows Stud clotheslining Kane over the top rope,then Spearing Rage." The scene fades back in. With War Machine already in the ring. The crowd is silent,and then Kamakazee's music blares over the PA System. Kamakazee walks out with the belt around his waist,and slowly makes his way to the ring,War Machine is waiting in the corner. Kamakazee Ken finally reaches the ring,and walks up the steel steps,and through the ropes. He turns to the corner,and takes off the belt,dropping it onto the outside apron. War Machine looks over at some fans sitting behind JR,and the King.
Kamakazee takes the advantage,and charges at WM with his back turned. But WM turns around in time,and KK backs away into the corner,with his hands up. WM shows no mercy,and charges at KK. But Ken sticks out a boot,kneeling WM in the gut. Then Ken follows up with a clotesline. Ken waste no time,and lifts WM back up,and Bodyslams him to the mat. Again wasting no time,Ken delivers a quick leg drop,and goes for a quick cover: "1.....2....kick out!" Ken gets to his feet,and begins kicking WM in the head. WM rolls into the corner,and Ken continues to stomp on him. Ken steps back a few feet,and connects with a Bronco Buster of his own. He stands up off of WM,and lifts WM to his feet. WM tries to gain back momentum by punching Ken in the mid-section. But Ken kneels WM over the head with a Uppercut. WM stumbles back,and falls to the mat.
Ken begins working on War Machine with move after move. Landing a DDT,and then a Pile Driver. Kamakazee Ken goes for a cover: "1.....2....the worn out War Machine kicks out!" Ken stands up,and begins clapping his hands,signaling to the ref that it was a slow count. Ken then goes up top,and waits until WM gets to his feet. Once WM does,Ken leaps off the turnbuckle,but WM catches him,and delivers a Power Slam. WM rolls over on his back,unable to go for a cover. Ken is the first to get to his feet,and attempts to lift WM up,between his legs,to go for a Powerbomb. But WM falls to the mat. Ken attempts to lift him up again,but the smart WM low blows Ken,and then quickly delivers a DDT. WM gets to his feet,and begins lifting Ken to his feet,when HHH begins making his way to the ring with Steph. HHH has a stell chair,and slides under the ring. WM is trying to do a Belly to Back flip to Ken,when HHH swings the chair at WM. WM ducks,and HHH drills Kamakazee over the head. Kamakazee goes down,and the ref calls for the bell. It's a DQ,Kamakazee retains his gold.
Damnit King! WM had Ken amost beat!
War Machine pleeds with the ref,but after realizing he won the match,but not the title,War Machine was upset. He charges at HHH but HHH nailed him with the steel chair over his skull. Outside the ring,Stephanie is celebrating outside the ring.
As HHH is celebrating inside the ring. Then the scene begins fading to black,as JR says a few last words.
Tune into Mars Maddness....this Sunday! Until then I'm Good Ol'JR! We'll see you Sunday!
