Scene: The scene opens up in Portland,Oregon. The fans are on their feet,and begin waving around their signs. The camera focuses on a few:
Then the camera focuses on Jerry the King Lawler,and Jim Ross.
Welcome.....to Saturday Night Smackdown! I'm your host....Jim Ross,and along side me is the Frightened KING!
I'm not frightened JR! I'm just afraid that the KORT may show up tonight!
Afraid or not.....they will be here tonight! Infact they will ALL be in action! Speaking of which. Tonight it will be Triple C trying to pay back Wrath!
Actually JR.....I think Wrath is going to pay back Triple C! He stole his money JR!
Well,either way,it will definitley be a good match! Now,let's talk about the Tag Team Battle Royal! Where 6 of the best teams step into the squared circle,in an attempt to toss one of their enemies,or even their OWN partner down to the outside!
JR....I think that hat's on a little too tight! Why would you want to toss your teammate out?
Well King,the rules state that the last two men left in that ring,will become the number one contender. It could be Kane,and Stud! It can be Rock,and Xavier! The truth is King....nobody knows what can happen! And while were on the subject.....who knows what will happen when BJ Mars puts his title on the line. And Crimson Tide puts his title on the line! In a ladder match!
Ha! If you think that was big JR....you should see when Shane McMahon's main man,goes one on one with THE GAME Triple H! In a Lumber Jack match JR! Hahahaha it's gonna be sweet!
Well,right now we will head to a commercial break! But stay with us,because up next......we will find out who will be the tag team number one contenders!
The cameras fade to black,and then to commercials:"Rock using his skills to talk about Buger King and their new 99 cents pancakes." "JCPenny Clothes sale" "Daewoo Car" "Chefboyardee" The scene fades back into JR,and the King.
Well all the men are in the ringso let's take you to the action.
The Bell rings,and all of the 12 participannts head to the middle of the ring,and begin swinging at anything. During the mayhem Nash tosses Rage into the corner,and begins kneeing him in the mid-section. Wrath makes his way out of the mess,and sneaks up behind Nash,dumping him to the outside. Rock begins getting in a fist fight with Xavier,as both men begin going at it. Atlas then crawls from behind the Rock,and low-blows him. Hall sees what Atlas just did,and begins stomping on his back. Now Rock and Xavier,and Atlas and Hall are going back in fourth in a fist fight. Stud then grabs on to Kane and throws him into the corner. Stud charges at Kane,but Kane boots Stud in the face,and tosses him back into the corner. X-Pac now begins working on Wrath,by giving him a round-house kick to the face,followed by a DDT. Edge now starts working on Suicide King. First with a swinging neck breaker,then with a pump handle slam. Rage now helps out Wrath,and both the Hell's Henchmen are working on X-Pac. They have him in the corner,almost over the top. Edge releases his sleeper hold from SK and charges at Wrath and Rage. But they both turn around and toss Edge out to the outside.
There goes Edge! Where down to 10 men now King!
Wrath and Rage begin pounding on X-Pac now,and Rage delivers a Power Bomb to X-Pac. And he lifts him up,and dumps him over the ropes to the outside. In the corner Stud clotheslines Kane down to the mat,and begins stomping on him. And Suicide King joins in on the fun. But both men are jumped from behind by Rage and Wrath. Wrath executes a Reverse DDT on Stud. And Wrath,does Saomoan Drop to Stud. In the opposite side of the ring,Rock delivers a three punch combo to Xavier and then a DDT. Rock gets to his feet and walks over to help Hall. Rock grabs Atlas who is elbowing Hall in the corner,and nails him over the head with a closed fist. Atlas stumbles back into Hall,and Hall holds him up. Hall tells Rock to hit him,and Rock windsup and goes for a big punch,but Atlas ducks,and Rock smashes Hall over the face,and down to the outside. Rock bends over the rope and pleads his case to Hall. Xavier and Atlas get to their feet,and grab each others hands,and run at the Rock in an attempt to clothesline him to the outside. Rock turns around just in time,and dumps both of them over the top.
We're down to a half a dozen men!
Ha! Now I know that hat's on too tight! JR their isn't 8 men left!
You got me there King! There's only 6 men! And known to some as a half a dozen King!
Welcome back everyone up next is the first ever Title versus Title, in a ladder match none the less.
Rage is battiling with Stud,and Wrath with Suicide King. Kane begins going toe to toe with the Rock. And Kane finally gets the advantage by Choke Slamming the Rock. Rage attempts to Suplex Stud,but Stud reverses it,and Suplexes Rage to the outside. Stud then helps out SK and they begin double-teaming Wrath. Kane gets to his feet and pulls Suicide King off of Wrath,and Body Slams him down to the mat. Stud and Wrath begin exchanging shots. Wrath takes a big swing,but Stud ducks,and delivers a Pimp Drop. Rock gets to his feet,and does a Spinebuster to Stud. Hall sprints down to ringside. Rock signals for the People's Elbow. He bounces off the first rope,leaps Stud,but Hall pulls down the rope,and the Rock stumbles down to the outside. Hall begins kicking the Rock,and then finally makes his way back up the ramp. Rock gets to his feet,and begins chasing Hall to the back. Stud pushes Wrath off of Suicide King,and helps SK to his feet. Kane stands side by side with Wrath,and they begin going over a plan. Suddenly Triple C quickly begins making his way to the ring. With four men quickly following behind. Triple C points at Kane,and the four men slide in the ring,and begin beating up on Kane,and then toss him ot the outside. The four men hop back to the outside,and begin making their way up the ramp. Inside Wrath double clotheslines both Stud,and Suicide King. Triple C calls to the four men,and begins holding up a bag of cash,and then points toward Wrath. The four men run back down the ramp,and slide into the ring. All four men begin pounding on Wrath,and then toss him to the outside.
Ahhhhh! It's over!
I can't believe it King! BOTH the Eliminators won! But I got to say,a well-deserved number one contenders.
Stud,and SK celebrate in the ring,and then begin making their way up the ramp. The four men continue their beating on Wrath,and roll him into the ring. Triple C grabs the ref,and tells him to ring the bell.
The ref calls for the bell,and Triple C covers up Wrath: "1........2....." Wrath reverses it: "1....2....3!"
Wrath wins! Wrath wins!
Ahhhhh,it's not fair! That's the second time Cash got screwed!
The cameras fade to black,and then to commercials: "Snickers" "Miller Lite" "Microsoft" "AOL 5.0" The cameras fade back in to JR,and the King.
What a weird terms of event. First BOTH the Eliminators win,then Triple C has four men try and cheat--cheat King!
He wasn't cheating! It's perfectly legal to jump an opponent before a match! And I can't believe Wrath didn't pay for what he did!
The lights turn off and the KORTS music begins to play over the speakers. When the lights come back on Tide is in the middle of the ring looking up at both belts dangaling from the ceiling. On the titantron you can see Mars heading for the stage and the BJ Mars steps through the curtains and the fans like what they see. Mars stares at Tide all the way down to the ring. Mars looks at the ladder placed on the ramp and then continues walking forward. Mars gets in the ring and the ref points to the belts in the air and discusses the rules.
The ref calls for the bell. Tide and Mars are face to face and then Tide gives a slap to the side of Mars's face. Mars doesnt back down though and drills Tide with a huge right hand. Mars then puts on an armbar and elbows Tide in the forearm. Mars swings Tide to the ropes and Mars misses with the clothesline, Tide comes back and does a heel kick and Mars flies over the top rope. Tide gets to his feet and goes up to the top rope. Tide waits for Mars to get up and then he dives off the top ropes onto Mars. Tide then goes for the ladder and folds it up. Tide swings at Mars's head and connects, Tide throws the ladder in the ring and then gets in. Tide trys to set up the ladder while Mars is coming to. Mars gets to his feet and slides underneath the bottom rope. Tide gets it set up and sees Mars coming back in the ring. Tide goes to kick Mars but its blocked and Mars takes Tide's feet from under him. Mars then throws Tide into the ladder and knocks the ladder down. Mars starts to stomp away at Tide and Mars places the ladder over Tide's ribs. Mars then goes to the top rope and jump off doing a moonsault. He connects and Tide seems hurt. Mars then sets the ladder up and starts to climb. He gets half way there when Tide grabs at Mars trunks and pulls him off. Tide then performs a neckbreaker to Mars. Tide gets the ladder and sets it up in the corner. Tide grabs Mars and slingshots him into the ladder. Tide picks up the ladder and starts to smash it on Mars's back. Tide sets up the ladder and goes for the belts again. Tide is almost there but Mars shakes the ladder and Tide falls off and gets tangled up in the ropes. Mars sees his chance and stes the ladder up and begins to climb up. Mars gets to the top as Shane Mcmahon starts to come through the curtains and sprint down the ramp. Mars unlossens the INT belt and grabs it off the wire as the crowd errupts. Shane gets in the ring and manages to push Mars off the ladder before he gets hold of the North American Title. Mars falls off the ladder but he has hold of the INT belt. Shane begins to stomp and kick on Mars. Tide gets untangled and also stasts to beat down Mars. Tide piledrivers Mars on the ladder. Then Shane continues to beta down Mars as Tide sets up the ladder again. Tide begins to climb as Shane gives Mars vicious lefts and rights. Tide is almost to the top when Mars blocks Shanes punch and drills him with one of his own then Mars throws Shane over the top rope. Mars sees that Tide is about to grab the belt and Mars dropkicks the ladder and Tide falls. Mars slams Tide to the ground. And then lifts up Tide and ddt's him to the mat. Shane on the outside grabs Mars's Int title and sneaks in the ring. Shane hits Mars from behind with the belt. Tide gets up and holds Mars as Shane wind ups for another shot with the belt. Shane swings but Mars ducks and Shane hits Tide by mistake. Shane is stunned and Mars then drills Shane with a kick to the stomach and a boot to the face that sends Shane to the outside. Mars then picks up his Int title and hits Tide with the belt. Mars gets the ladder set and starts to climb. Mars gets to the top and pulls down the North American Title. The fans go nuts and the ref rings the bell. Mars has just captured both belts, though it wasnt easy.
What a hell of a match it looks like Shanes plan backfired.....but he'll get another chance the XWF world title is on the line next when we come back!!!
The scene fades to black,and then to commercials: "Snickers" "Pepsi 1" "Skullz" "M & M's" The scene fades back into JR,and the King.
Well folks,during the break Shane and the KORT made their way to the ring,and told all of us that infact the Lumberjacks were going to be the entire KORT. And damn him King! I'll tell you what,Triple H is going to get screwed....and--and he don't deserve it King. He don't deserve it!
Shane's fair JR! Why are you accusing him,he's your boss you know!
Triple H's music blast over the loud speakers,and the KORT steps out on the bottom of the ramp. Savior is waiting in the middle of the ring. The spotlights focus in on HHH who is climbing over the guard rail,next to the commentators table. HHH slides into the ring,with a chair,and taps Savior on his shoulder. Savior turns around,and Triple H clocks him over the skull. The ref calls for the bell to tone. And Shane and the rest of the KORT turn to see what's going on. HHH covers Savior:"1......2....kickout!" Tide slides into the ring,and does an X-Factor to Triple H. Evening up the score a bit. Tide then slides back under the ring,and the KORT begins cheering Savior on. Hunter and Savior get to their feet,and Hunter lifts the big man up for a Pile Driver,and connects. HHH then lifts Savior up,and attempts to swing him into the ropes,but Savior reverses it,and HHH flies to the ropes,and Atlas hits him over the head. Hunter turns around,and punches Atlas. Atlas falls down to the outside. Hunter turns around,and Savior goes for a Chokeslam,but HHH kicks him in the gut,and delivers a DDT. Hunter then begins making his way up to the top. And Xavier tries to trip HHH up,by pulling his foot. But HHH regains his balance,and kicks Xavier off the apron down to the mat. Savior gets to his feet,and Hunter goes for a body splash,but Savior catches him in mid-air,and does a power slam. Savior goes for the cover:"1......2......kick out!" Savior gets to his feet,looking very upset,and shoves the ref to the mat. The ref crawls back into the corner,asking Savior to back away. HHH gets to his feet,and walks up from behind Savior,and executes a Russian Leg Sweep. The entire KORT steps up on the apron,and are about to step into the ring,when X-Pac,Edge,and BJ Mars run down the ramp. Mars pulls Tide off,and begins working Tide over. X-Pac,and Edge pull Shane,Xavier,and Atlas off the apron. Shane rolls under the ring to avoid any punishment. Edge delivers a Suplex to Xavier,and X-Pac kicks Atlas in the gut,and connects with an X-Factor.
All hell has broken loose King!
Inside the ring Triple H is keeping Savior down on the mat,trying to wear him out with a Sleeper Hold. Finally HHH releases the hold,and lifts the Big Man up. Shane rolls back from underneath the ring,and grabs a steel chair. Triple H sets up for the Pedigree. Shane slides into the ring,and smashes HHH over the back of his head. Savior stands straight up,and wraps his hand around HHH's neck. And Chokeslam's him in the middle of the ring. He goes for the cover,the count:"1.........2........3!" Savior Wins!
Damn Him! Damn Shane! He screwed Triple H over! I told you Shane wouldn't let these two go one on one!
Well....everything was going fine until The Ministry,and that lousy BJ Mars had to jump in!
I never thought I'd say this King,but--
I'm right!?
No you Jackass! I was going to say.....that's BULLSHIT! And you know it! Triple H would still be the World Champ if it wasn't for that low-down son of a bitch! And I bet you that Triple H will get Shane,and the KORT back....you can bet on it! Well,until Wenesday.....goodnight everybody!
