~Scene~ Opens up in Baltimore,Massachusetts. And the camera focuses on various signs:
JR and the King Jerry Lawler are sitting at ringside. The arena is packed to the rafters and the event has been sold out for weeks.
Welcome.....to the first Pay Per View in XWF History! And tonight is promised to be a memoriable night! Not only has Vinced promised us a Tremendous Pay Per View. But DX and the Wolfpac has as well!
That's right JR! We got HHH and Crimson Tide in a Hell in a Cell match! And Y2J vs. Tank in a DX Brawl!......What's a DX Brawl JR?
I'm not real sure King,but tonight we will see! Also we got Mayhem and Kamakazee...and there has been reports that Mayhem injured his rotators cup!
Roatataors cup? Does that mean Mayhem's gonna forfeit?
I don't know about that King! That guy got alot of great pride in himself. He won't give up that easy. But let's talk about some other great matches tonight King. I'm talking about the Rock and his mystery partner!
Your not the mystery partner are you JR?
Well...hell no King! I'm not crazy enough to get in that ring with Suicide King,and Jeff Hardy! But now let's talk about our last match....our main event! Everyone's talking about this match! Promising to be the best match tonight! And....I wouldn't doubt it King!
I would! Road Dogg can't go toe to toe with that Bad Moe Foe....hahaha!
You didn't train your boy did you King?
Huh?!? You mean Road Dogg.....he's not my boy!
Sure King......Sure! But let's head to the back....where Michael Cole has caught up with te Rock!
Camera changes to the back with Michael Cole ready to conduct an interview with the Rock.
Rock...tonight you have a match with a mystery part-
Rock puts his hand in Cole's face,and snatches the mic away from him. And points his head in the air. As he lifts the mic to his mouth.
Finalllllllly the Rock has come back...to Baltimore!
The cameras quickly change back inside the arena with the fans waving around their signs:
And tonight me.....and the partner of my choosing will go one on......let me rephrase that Michael! We will go two on two....with the biggest bunch of Roody Poos! And I'll tell you exactly what me and my MYSTERY partner......are going to do! We are going to walk down that ramp,and the electricity will be running through the veins of 30,000 people. But not just oridinary people! The Rock's People!
The fans hear what the Rock just said,and begin going crazy inside the arena.
And as the electricity flows up their spines,and they are all chanting the Rock's name!
Fans begin to chant,"Rocky.....Rocky...Rocky!"
Me and my PARTNER will step inside the ring. And the Hardy Boys will drop to their knees. And begin to beg. ~Imitating Steve~ Don't hurt me Mr.Rock Sir. I'll give you anything....I'll give you a soda!
~Stops Imitating~ Well.....Steve I will then look down at you. Say something like......Jabroni....Candy Ass! Lift you off your knees,and layeth the smacketh down....on your Monkey Ass! Then,I will get your soda.....dump out all the Pepsi,or Coke....or whatever it is your drink! Fill it up with Monkey Piss.......and stick it straight up your candy ass! If you smelllllllllll....what the Rock...........is....cooking!
Rock shoves Michael Cole to the ground,and walks into his locker room. Then the scene fades to black,and then to some commercials: "DX commercial" "Pepsi" "Pets.com" "XWF Volume 1" Then the scene fades back into Jim Ross and The King.
We're back! And only moments away from our first match! But now......what the hell!? We just got word that DX Has arrived,....in...in a bus King!
In a bus JR? Are you sure you don't mean a limo?
Like I said King a bus! Now let's take you outside where DX is rolling up.
Cameras turn to the outside of the Baltimore Arena. Where DX is rolling up in a bus.
The bus comes to a stop by the secruity doors. And HHH down the bus steps,followed by Stephanie,Grand Master Sexay,Y2J,Kamakazee and Tank. Y2J gets a big distance away from his opponent Tank. As DX enters the building.
Well I guess DX has arrived,and it's a good thing! Because DX is competeting in all but one of these matches tonight! And we already know that DX plans on making their prescence felt here toni-
"Break it Down" DX music blast throughout the Baltimore Arean. And the entire DX makes their way to the ring,with HHH leading the group.
I don't know what the Damn Degenerates are planning to do!
Want to repeat that again JR? You want to call them the Damn Degenerates again? Because I can call Grand Master over here!
Now King,there's no reason to get your boy involved in this!
Inside the ring HHH grabs a mic,and is getting ready to speak when the crowd starts chanting "Assholes....Assholes....Assholes!" HHH stands in the ring,looking a little upset.
As he interrupts the crowd.
I'd appreciate it,if you would at least show ME some respect! After all I am the North American Champion,and the guy who will destroy Crimson Tide tonight in the Hell in a Cell match! You see tonight I promise that this will be a night to remember! Not only we everyone at home be able to remember this night! But so will a few of my fellow superstars! You see tonight is MY night! Tonight DX will reach the headline news! And HHH will be set on the front page! Tonight Baltimore......your in for a HELL of a show! And soon you will see what the GAME is talking about! Now,I'll turn it over to the XWF Champion!
Hehehehehaha! The originator.....the homemaker....the regulator....the mastur..ur....the Degenerator.....is in the House! And I'm gonna raise up the roof....when I whoop on that Pooch! Cuz....tonight the Road Doggy....will be getting it Grand Master Style! You see there ain't any Mo Foes up in this hizouse,that can contend with me! Including the Road Doggy Dog! Road Dogg....you got a match with the champ tonight! And tonight....the champ is going to beat you so bad that sports center will be shouting out their famous phrases! "Booyeah!" "Sweet Sassy Mo Lassy!" And the most famous...."Dat Cat got a lot to say....when he whooped the Road Dogg....from here to L.A!" Hehehehaha! Now let's quickly turn it ova to the millenium man!
Thankyou Grand Master.....for that..umm....well Thanks! Now,let me get down to my buisness! Tonight Tank,me and you will get it on in a DX Brawl! And I'm sure you,and everyone at home are wondering what exactly that is! Telling em Steph!
DX Brawling you Tank! Get em!
What the hell,the bell just rang,and I think we got a match underway here King! But what the hell's going on here? DX is beating the hell out of Tank!
He deserves it JR,he talked back to Vince! And I'm guessing he must of upsetted DX! Ahhhh!
The match is underway. And DX is beating on Tank. And Y2J got a steel chair,and cracks it over Tank's skull. HHH lifts him up and Pedigrees him. And Grand Master goes up top for the "Hip Hop Drop" And connects. Y2J goes to the top ropes,and does a Moonsault,connecting ring on Tank's chest. Y2J goes for the pin,and gest the easy "1.....2.....3" Y2J wins. And HHH got a mic.
This is just a sample of what's to come with those who stand in the GAME's way! And if your not down with that I got two words for ya!
Crowd: "Suck It!"
Triple H drops the mic,and kicks Tank over the back of his head,as DX does a crotch chop,and spits all over the battered Tank. As the scene fades to commercials: "Moments ago: HHH Pedigreeing Tank,and Y2J going for Moonsault" "All Sport" "American Online 5.0" "Whatever.Nike.com" "Order February Fury Encore" Scene fades into King and JR at ringside.
Well this has been a Free For All Event. And February Fury is officially about to kick off in 30 seconds. So for you who haven't ordered the Pay Per View,call your local cable company,and order NOW! Tonight is promised to be a great night!
That's right...and for you who already ordered,I'm sure you can't wait until DX takes care of all their opponents tonight!
Again,it's time to say good bye to thoughs who didn't order the Pay Per View! And it's time to kick off February Fury!
The scene fades to black,and quickly fades back in. Pyros are going off all over the place. On the ramp,and in the ring. The camera focuses on some more signs. As Mayhem's music blast over the loud speakers. The crowd settles down,and get back into their seats. As Mayhem makes his way to the ring,with a sling on his arm.
Ha! Mayhem's got a sling on his arm!
He sure does King,let's see what this is about.
Mayhem reaches the ring,and grabs a mic. And begins to speak.
Incase nobody knows,I injured myself in the gym early this afternoon! And doctors ordered me not to participate tonight,and find a replacement. I searched the back. And got offers from Cactus Jack,Kane,and John Stud! But frankly.....thoughs guys suck! And so do those doctors! So I'm fighting tonight! Get your ass out here Kamakazee.....and let's get this thing started!
"Break It down" DX theme song blast throughout the arena. And Kamakazee races down to the ring. The bell tones,and Ken slides under the ropes and into the ring. Mayhem rips off the sling,and starts pounding on Ken's bakc before he could get to his feet. Mayhem wraps his legs around Ken's head,and falls to the ground. Mayhem applies pressure to his legs. Choking out Kamakazee with that paralyzing manuever. Ken tries to get to the ropes,and does! Mayhen releases the hold,and quickly goes up top. Mayhem goes for an elbow,but Kamakazee rolled out of the way just in time,and Mayhem's injured shoulder rams into the canvas. Kamakazee places his arm over top of May's chest,and the ref counts: "1.......2....Kick out!" Kamakazee gets to his feet,and lifts Mayhem off the mat,and body slammed him in the middle of the ring. Ken goes to the ropes,and bounces back,landing a knee on Mayhem's injured shoulder. May rolls around the ring in pain. As Ken starts to kick at the injured shoulder. Ken grabs May's arm,and places it ontop of the bottom rope. Ken grabs onto the top rope,and jumps ring ontop of Mayhem's shoulder. He jumps on the arm 2 more times,before lifting Mayhem up for a Piledriver. Ken executes a beautiful Pile Driver,as Mayhem's head bounces off the mat. Kamakazee then goes up top,and goes for a 450 Splash. As he spins in the air,Mayhem rolls out of the way,just in time. And Kamakazee misses,as his back smacks on the wrestling mat.
My gawd! Kamakazee looks knocked out,he looks badly hurt King!
Get up! Get up Ken! DX can't lose!
Mayhem crawls to the ring post,and lifts himself up. Mayhem walks over to Kamakazee who is lying face down on the mat. Mayhem sticks Kamakazee between his legs,and attempts to lift him up for a Power Bomb,but with the injured shoulder can not hold Kamakazee up. Kamakazee falls ass first onto Mayhem's head,into a pinning position. The ref goes for the count: "1.....2......3!" Kamakazee picks up the win.
Yes!
I...I can't believe it King! Kamakazee was complete knocked out,and I'm not to sure he isn't still knocked unconscious. But with the injured rotator's cup,Mayhem couldn't hold on!
Yes! Kamkazee picks up the win,and DX has yet to lose a match yet! And with Triple H,and Grand Master fighting in the double main events! I doubt DX will lose tonight at all!
Well Crimson Tide is a strange,crazy fella,and this could be his type of match! While Road Dogg is so determined to win this one! Grand Master and Triple H are not in for an easy ride! But right now will take you back to last night! It was scheduled to be War Machine..and the Impact One! Instead,it appeared that those two were jumped. And then spray painted on their backs,with the letters...K-O-R-T! Now,no one knows what the stands for!
I told you JR! It's though Conneticut People! They don't know how to spell! I think they meant to say Court!
Well,that's your opinion King! But none the less....War Machine was not pleased,and will be looking for whoever did this to him!
Well...here comes the Hardys!
Jeff Hardy and Steve Hardy begin to make their way to the ring,Jeff looks to be more of the fan favorite,espically since parting from DX. While The "Suicide King" looks to be not such a Fan favorite at all. The arena lights are flickering,and pyros are going off in the ring,as Jeff and Steve are posing for the fans,in the ring.
They continue to pose,when suddenly. "If you Smellllll....what the Rock...is cooking!?!" Rock steps out on the ramp,and the fans begin chanting "Rocky....Rocky...Rocky" Rock quickly walks down the ramp,and slides under the ropes. And the Hardys jump to the outside. Rock gets in the middle of the ring,and calls for a mic. He gets it,and begins to speak.
I'm sure your all are ready to see who my partner is!
But I'll just get to that in a second! Right now my attention is turned to Jeff and Steve! Why don't you do yourselves a favor....and walk your ass out of the Baltimore Arena. Walk down to Know your Role Blvd,and Jabroni Drive! Walk into the Smackdown hotel! Get yourselves a room,you only need one key,because your only going to use one room! Get inside your room,do whatever it is you guys do. And Jeff you can stick something straight up Steve's Candy Ass!The crowd starts to laugh,and then begin cheering.Or,you can go two on two with the most electrifying mne in sports entertainment today! The Rock.....and Scott! Hall!
The fans go nuts,as Scott Hall slowly makes his way down the ramp. The Hardys looked shocked. As Hall steps into the ring,and throws his hands out to his side,for his much so famous pose.
Hall begins to take his vest off,as him and Rock give each other high-fives. Hall drops his vest to the outside apron,and The Rock takes off his shirt,and tears off his tear-away pants. Steve and Jeff are discussing who will go first. And Hall and Rock are doing the same.
I'd never thought I'd see the day when Scott Hall came to the XWF....wow!
For once your right King,he was the last one I excpected! I can't believe that Scott Hall is here in the XWF!
Believe it!
Hey King,take a look at Jeff and Steve,they don't believe it either. But they better start to think of a good strategy,if they plan on winning this thing!
The bells sounds,and Steve Hardy and The Rock will be kicking it off. Steve flicks the Rock off,and turns to the crowd who are booing him,the Rock walks over to Steve spins him around,and punches the suicide king across the face. Steve fell over the top ropes,and to the outside mat. The fans begin to cheer loudly to what just happend. As Steve begins to make his way back in the ring. Once inside the ring the Rock sends Steve with an Irish whip into the corner,and SK smacked his back on the turnbuckle,and fell to his knees. The Rock charged at him with a knee,and connected across Steve's face. Rock lifts up SK by the arm,and slaps on an Arm Bar. Rock pulls SK to his corner,and tags in Hall. Hall steps inside the ring,and the fans go crazy. Hall punches Steve in the lower abdomen,and SK fell to a knee. Rock let go of the Arm Bar,and stepped to the outside apron. Scott Hall grabs the arm the Rock was holding,and does an Arm Bar of his own. Hall whips SK to the ropes,and SK bounces back,and Hall executes a Samoan Drop.
What a move by Scott Hall!
Hall picks up Steve by his hair,and attempts to whip him into the turnbuckle,but Steve reverses it,and as Hall quickly apporoaches the turnbuckle,Jeff Hardy sticks his boot out,nailing Hall in the back of the head. SK takes advantage of this,by doing a dropkick,that knocked Hall back into the corner. Steve grabbed Hall by his hair and tagged in Jeff. JH goes up top,as Steve does a Back Breaker to Scott Hall on the Hardys side of the ring. So Rock can't get involved. Steve exectutes the Back Breaker,and steps to the outside apron. As JH does a flip in mid-air,and came down with his head smacking across Hall's chest. Jeff than lifts Hall to his feet,and shoves him into the Hardys' corner. And Jeff starts to slap Hall across the chest. Jeff runs over to the Rock,and shoves the Rock,almost causing him to fall of the apron. The Rock upset tries to get in the ring,but the ref gets in the Rock's way,and the ref directs his attention to the Rock now. That opens up a double team on Hall. With Suicide King choking Hall out,and Jeff pounding on Hall's abdomen SK let's go of Hall,and steps through the ropes and into the ring,and Jeff steps to the outside apron. The ref turns away from the Rock,and focuses his attention on the two legal men.
SK suplexes Hall in the middle of the ring. Steve gets to his feet,and turns Hall on his stomach. Steve sits on Hall's back,and executes a Cobra Clutch. Hall moans in pain,as his eyes slowly begin to close. Steve feels that Hall has had enough,and tags in Jeff Hardy. Hardy again goes up top,as SK Power Bomb's Hall to the mat,and steps out of the way. Rock steps through the ropes,and into the ring,and shoves Steve Hardy into the ropes. The movement of the ropes causes Jeff Hardy to fall down to the turnbuckle,with his legs on both sides of the turnbuckle.
No! Jeff's never gonna get a chance to have kids now JR!
After smashing his family jewels on the turnbuckle. JH falls down to the mat,lying next to Scott Hall. Suicide King goes after the Rock,and cloethelines him off the apron,down to the outside mat. Then Steve walks over to Scott Hall,lifts him off the mat,and executes a Pile Driver. The ref takes control of the Suicide King,by forcing him back to the outside apron. Jeff Hardy begins to get to his feet. And lifts Hall up,to his feet. Jeff goes for a Body Slam,but Scott Hall wiggles out,and hits a Reverse DDT on Jeff. Both men are lying on the mat,as the fans begin to chant: "Hall.....Hall....Hall...Hall!" Scott rolls over and starts to crawl over to the Rock,and Jeff begins to crawl over to Steve. Jeff gets the tage first,and Steve races across the ring,but Hall reaches out for the tag,and tags in the Rock. The fans go crazy,as Rock steps through the ropes,and drills Steve across the face. Jeff begins to run over to the Rock,and the Rock tosses him over his head. As Jeff flies over the Rock's head,to the outside mat. Steve goes for a clothesline on the Rock,but the Rock ducks,and connects with a Rock Bottom. The fans get even louder,as Rock helps Scott Hall to his feet. Hall places Steve Hardy between his legs,lifts him up over his head,and executes a "Hall Edge" Hall rolls out of the way,as the Rock steps over top of Steve Hardy,and tosses his elbow pad into the crowd. The Rock bounces off the first rope,comes back,leaps over Steve,bounces off the second rope,and comes back with the People's Elbow,and the People are loving it. Rock goes for the cover,the count: "1.......2.......3!" The crowd jump all around,and get the loudest they have ever been. The Rock,and Scott Hall stand to their feet,and both hold each others hands up high for their victory.
What a match! It seems that the fans are loving this Rock and Hall hook up!
I think these people are morons! Jeff may never have kids because of the Rock!
Well King,anything can happen here in the XWF! And with this next match,you will find out why,we say that ANYTHING can happen in the XWF! Hell in a Cell North American Championship. We got cameras in the back,and it looks like Triple H and Stephanie are making their way to the ring.
The cage is lowered. And we're awaiting Crimson Tide. Let's go to the Fink,for our announcements!
This is match is scheduled for One Fall,and is a Hell in a Cell Matchup! For the North American Championship! And first making his way to the ring waying in at 220 pounds! The challanger.....Crimson Tide!
The lights turn off for about 5 seconds,and then silver pyros begin to shoot out from the top of the ramp. And out walks Crimson Tide. The fans have a bit mixed reactions. As this deranged man makes his way down the ramp,and into the cage. Once inside the ring,the lights turn green. Then all of a sudden, "Break It Down!" HHH and Stephanie step out from behind the curtain,as the lights start changing colors,and then back to the normal lighting.
And the champion! Triple H!
HHH with the belt around his waist,and a bottle of water in his hand,makes his way down the ramp.
HHH reaches the bottom of the ramp,and orders Stephanie to sit down at the announce table. Stephanie sits down with the King,and JR. And they pick up a little conversation.
How are you doing Steph?
Great King!
Want some coffee? I can get you some coffee. In a quiet voice. JR...give...give Stephanie some water.
King,that's ok!....Oh...and sucking up won't get you anywhere with me!
King,I told you to watch yourself,now look what you did,you made a Jackass out of yourself.
A what JR?!?
A jackass King!
Would you to knock it off,the match is about to get started! Come on! Let's go Hunter!
The officials lock the cell. And HHH and CT begin circiling each other. And they both lock up,and immediately HHH knees Tide in the groin,and Tide falls to the mat. HHH then goes for an early Pedigree,but Tide flips HHH over his head,and down to the mat. Tide waste no time,and goes to the ropes,HHH gets to his feet as Tide bounces back towards HHH. CT goes for a Spinning Hell Kick,but HHH catches him in mid-air,and tosses him to the mat. CT rolls around the mat,holding his knee. As Hunter goes outside,and pulls the camera off of the camera man,and walk up to CT. HHH goes to smash the camera over Tide's back,but CT low blows HHH. And CT does an X-Factor to HHH. CT starts to climb up the cage,and as HHH gets to his feet. HHH quickly looks around the ring,as Tide leaps off the side of the cage,and clotheslines HHH to the mat. HHH rolls all the way to the outside,and Tide grabs the camera that HHH attempted to hit him with. Tide jumps to the outside with the camera,and HHH not knowing where he is starts to circle the outside ring,with Tide following closely behind him,with the camera.
Watch out! Watch out Hunter!
HHH glances up at Stephanie,and turns his head around to look at Tide. But CT smashes the camera over HHH's head,causing sparks to fly from the side of the camera. CT lifts HHH off the outside mat,throws him over his shoulder. Tide charges at the cage with HHH's head sticking out,over Tide's shoulder. Tide rams into the cage,and HHH's head smashes the steel cage. HHH is split from his head,as Tide just drops HHH to the outside mat. Tide tries to go up on the cage again,but the ref tries to hold him back. When the ref tries to stop Tide. Tide kicks the ref in the face,and the ref falls to the mat. Vince is watching back stage,and orders another ref to get down there.
Immdiately an official runs from behind the curtain down to the cage,and he rushes to open the gate. Tide places HHH over his shoulder again,and carries him over to the cage door. And as the official attempts to open the door Tide rams HHH's head into the cage door,knocking the second official down. Tide then grabs the chain lock,and locks the door from the inside. Tide rolls HHH into the ring. While dozens of officials are trying to get the door open. Tide gets up on the apron,and goes up to the top ropes. Tide goes for a moonsault,but HHH moves out of the way,just in time. Both men are lying face down on the mat,as the first official gets to his feet,and rolls inside the ring. HHH is the first to get to his feet,and he lifts up CT and Pedigrees him right in the middle of the ring.
HHH goes for the cover,the count: "1......2.....the lights go out"
What happend!? Why are you holding onto my leg King.
Oh...sorry...I...um....I thought it was JR's leg.
Get out from under that table King! What are you doing this time?
Making sure Steph's legs were warm.
What!?
The lighst go back on,and HHH is lying face down on the mat,with the letters KORT written on his back. The cage door is still locked. And standing at the top of the ramp is Crimson Tide,with 3 hooded men. Tide points at HHH laughing,as the cage is risen into the air.
It looks like Triple H is still the North American Champion!
Yes! Yes Hunter! But,he looks badly hurt,we got to get some paramedics down here or something JR. King,help him out!
Sorry Steph...I'm...I'm not a doctor!
EMTs begin to rush to the ring,as Stephanie takes off the head set,and slids into ring,holding HHH's head. As they carry HHH to the back on a stretcher. The cage is lifted back to the rafters,and as HHH is being rolled to the back on a stretcher,Road Dogg makes his way down to the ring,with a mic. He jogs down to the ring,and slides under the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring,and begins to speaak.
It's me....it's me...it's that D-O double G! And I'm about it kick this shiznik.....Doggy Style! Ladies and Gentle Man...boys and girls....children of all ages!The Wolfpac....proudly brings to you...your soon to be....XWF Champion of the Worrrrllllllllllldddd! The Road Dogg Jesse James......and I represent the King of all dogs....the Wolfpac! Now....Grand Master X-lax!
Why don't you! Bring your silly ass down to the ring,so that I can't whoop your ass.....Doggy Style! And if your not down with THAT....I got two wordsssss for ya.....BITE ME!
Road Dogg drops the mic,and jumps to the outside apron. Suddenly "Break It Down!" As Grand Master's Sexay's music blast throughout the Baltimore Arena,the fans get to their feet and begin chanting "Asshole....Asshole....Asshole!" Grand Master ignores them,as he dances his way all the way down the ring,and even dances up the steps. As Grand Master steps through the ropes,and into the ring,he again dances.
He dances his way over to the ropes,and ask for a mic,but Road Dogg jumps up on the apron and kneels GMS with an uppercut.
The bell sounds,and RD already has a bit of an avantage over GMS. RD slides under the ropes and gets into the ring. As GM pulls the goggles down over his neck,to be able to see RD. As soon as he pulls them down over his neck,RD charges at GM with a clothesline,and connects. GM falls to the mat,and quickly gets back to his feet. RD hits GM with a fist,and GM falls to the mat again. GM gets up again,and RD bulldogs GM to the mat. GM's head bounces of the mat.As GM makes his way to the ropes,and begins to lift himself up,but resting his head on the top rope. RD waste a little time,before bouncing off the ropes,and leaping into the air. But on the attempt to land a leg over GM's head,GM moves,and RD falls right onto the ropes,crusing his family jewels.
GM walks over to the ropes,and starts to push on the ropes,causing the ropes to shake rapidly. GM then pulls RD back down to the mat,and begins stomping on RD. GM lifts RD up and sends him into the turnbuckle. RD's back hits the turnbuckle hard,and GM charges at RD with a Flying Clothesline,but RD ducks,and GM's head smacks the top turnbuckle. RD spins GM around,and begins to give him a 3 punch combo. But on the third punch GM ducks spins RD around. GM steps on top of the post,and gets ready for a Bulldog.
GM jumps off the post,carrying RD's head right into the mat. The crowd goes nuts,from this great action. As GM lifts the RD to his feet,and DDT's him. GM gets to his feet,and turns RD on his stomach. GM goes for a Boston Crab,and locks it on,but RD quickly crawls to the ropes,and breaks the hold. GM breaks the hold. And pulls something out of his trunks,it looks like brass knuckles. RD gets to his feet,and GM clobbers RD across the skull with the brass knuckles. GM puts the brass knuckles back into his trunks.
Not again King! Not like this! Damn him...damn your boy King!
I'm telling you JR....Road Dogg's not my boy!
Back in the ring,Grand Master calls for the hip hop drop.
Grand Master climbs up on the turnbuckle,and pulls the Goggles over his eyes.
He goes for the Hip Hop Drop,but Road Dogg moves out of the way,just in time. The fans go crazy.
Road Dogg can still do it....wait! What the hell! Here comes HHH with a steel chair. Stop him,stop that Damn Degenerate!
HHH slowly walks down to the ring,as GMS and RD are both getting to their feet. HHH slides under the ropes,and the fans begin to boo,and start to chant: "Asshole....Asshole....Asshole!" HHH looks around at the crowd,holds the chair high over his head,and smashes the chair over Road Dogg's head. The fans boos and chant's of Asshole begin to grow louder. HHH looks around at the crowd again,and smashes the chair of Grand Master's head.
What...what's going on here King? Who's side is HHH on?
Get up! Get up Grand Master Sexay!
The ref is being distracted by Stephanie as HHH,looks down at both men. He pulls GM closer to RD,and then rolls RD over onto GMS. HHH slides back under the ropes,and the fans begin to cheer. Stephanie gets her attention off the ref,and hugs HHH as they both walk back up the ramp. The ref turns around,and counts: "1......2.......3!"
That's it! He did it...he did it King! Road Dogg wins it! We got a new champion!
It's not fair....ahhhh.....Triple H turned his back on DX! And most importantly...Grand Master Sexay!
We promised to have a Block Buster Event! And it was that indeed! Alot of questions may be answered on Raw. But you better believe alot of superstars will be trying to get those answers sooner than Wenesday. Remember folks,due to the short period of time between February Fury,and Tuesday Raw...we will move it back to Wenesday! For those who want to witness this again,the encore is coming up right after this,and again on Tuesday! Will see you at Raw!
And I'm about it kick this shiznik.....Doggy Style! Ladies and Gentle Man...boys and girls....children of all ages!The Wolfpac....proudly brings to you...your soon to be....XWF Champion of the Worrrrllllllllllldddd! The Road Dogg Jesse James......and I represent the King of all dogs....the Wolfpac! Now....Grand Master X-lax!
