The scene opens up in Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania. The fans are going nuts,as they wave around their signs:
Then the cameras focus in on JR,and The King.
Welcome....to Raw is War! I'm your host Jim Ross,and along side me is the biggest brown nose in the buisness!
Not true JR! Remember Bishoff!?
Well King,your still a damn Brown Nose! But enough about brown nosing,and on to the card for tonight!
That's right JR! The only two members of DX,the New Aged Outlaws,look to be my favorites!
They ahve a great chance,of not only winning tonight,but the whole thing King! But,don't forget we got the People's Connection,taking on Suicide King,and is supposed partner John Stud!
Stud? Ahh!
Yes King,and what a match that should me,and that will be our first match!
Stud has to fight twice tonight,once against the People's Connection. And then again....against Kane!
Yes,that's right. The Big Red Machine,taking on Stud. And finally,the number one contender,and a tough,tough kid! War Machine! And he'll be facing Jagged Jackson! But right now,let's take you to the ring,where John Stud,and Steve Hardy are awaiting the People's Connection!......Wait--what the? Just in,the People's Connection has just been jumped,let's take you to the back now,where Kevin Kelly is awaiting.
The cameras switch to the back,where Kevin Kelly is standing over top of Hall,and Rock.
JR,it seems that the Rock,and Scott Hall were jumped from behind,as they were approaching the entry ramp. Vince McMahon has filled us all in on the details,and it appears that John Stud,and Suicide King will get a bye,into the second round. That's enough from me,and will keep you up with any other details later on in the show!
The fans in the stadium begin booing,as Steve Hardy,and John Stud celebrate in the ring. Suicide King exits the ring,and Stud is about to follow,when suddenly there's a big explosion,and fire shoots out from the top of the ramp. And out comes Kane,with Paul Bearer.
Stud remains in the ring,as Steve passes Kane on the ramp. Kane never looks up at Steve,but keeps his eyes locked on Stud. Stud steps back from the ropes,and Kane makes his way up the steps,and onto the apron. Kane throws his arms down,and fire shoots out from each corner. Stud fumbles around a bit in the ring,and Kane steps over the ropes,and into the ring. The bell tones,and the match is underway.
Here we go King!
This isn't fair,Kane planned on facing an exhausted Stud,not a healthy Stud!
Both men circle each other,and size up. Stud moves in first,but is quickly tossed into the corner. Stud then charges at Kane with a shoulder,barely budging the 7 foot plus,giant. Stud goes to the ropes again,and this time Kane is ready. He sticks out his hand for the Chokeslam. But Stud,slides right under Kane's arm,and between his leg. Stud gets to his feet,and spins Kane around,and delivers a DDT. Stud quickly gets up,and lifts Kane off the mat,and Body Slams him to the canvas. Stud begins is climbing the turnbuckle,but Kane rises up quickly. And walks over to the corner,and Suplexes Stud. Stud hits the mat hard,as Kane rises to his feet again. Kane lifts Stud up,and twist Stud's arm around. Kane then begins climbing up the turnbuckle,while still holding on the arm bar. Kane begins walking across the ropes,Stud quickly attacks,by pulling Kane's leg. Kane came down smacking his legs on teh rope,right on the family jewels. Stud then begins shaking the rope,causing more discomfort,and pain for the Big Red Machine. Stud then pulled Kane back into the ring.
Stud lifts up Kane by the hair,and goes for a Haymaker,(knockout type punch.) But Kane stops the punch,and delivers one of his own. Stud falls straight back,smacking his hea don the mat. Kane lifted up Stud,and begins kneeing Stud in the stomach. Stud falls to the mat again,and Kane signals for the Tombstone. Kane begins lifting Stud up for the finisher,but Stud wiggles his way out,and delivers a Brain Buster. Stud rolls over and begins crawling to the corner. But before he can even stand,Kane sits back up. And gets to his feet. Stud tries to stand,but Kane starts hammering on Stud,repeadily hitting him with knees,and blows to the head. Stud kicks Kane between the legs,but it seems to have no effect on the Big Red Machine. Kane lifts up Stud,and wraps his hand around Stud's throat. He's about to go for the Chokeslam,but Stud begins kicking Kane in the stomach. Kane releases the choke hold,and Stud clotheslines Kane to the mat. Stud then calls for his finisher. As Kane gets to his feet,but instead Stud rolls Kane up in a small package,for a count:"1......2......3!" Stud wins!
Stud wins! Stud wins! What a match King!
It's not fair! Stud was suppose to wrestle twice!
King,Stud is shaping up to be a big contender. He's already in the North American Championship race,and he's even got a partner for the tag tourney! Wow! This kid is spectacular! We got to take a break,but up next...War Machine....Jeff Jackson! Stay tuned!
The scene fades to commercials: "Smackdown,on Playstation" "Starz" "Pepsi" "Snickers" The scene fades back in,with Jeff Jackson in the ring awaiting War Machine. War's music blast over the loud speakers,and the fans go nuts. Jackson doesn't seemed worried,as War Machine begins making his way to the ring. War Machine walked up the steps and into the ring.
What a Machine!
Yeah,what was your first clue Sherlock?! His name is WarMachine!
King,learn when to shut your mouth. Our match is about to start.
The bell tones,and Jagged Jackson attacks War Machine,before he could even get into the ring. JJJ pulls War Machine through the ropes,and WM feel to the mat. JJJ lifted up WM for a Power Bomb attempt,but WM wiggled his way out,and delivered a Samoan Drop. JJJ looks very stunned after that massive manuever. WM gets to his feet,and climbs up the turnbuckle. He waits on top,until JJJ gets to his feet. And when JJJ gets to his feet WM goes for a Cross Body Dive,JJJ tries to catch him,but WM's body flattened JJJ on the mat,the cover,the count: "1.....2...kickout!"
JJJ,and WM get to their feet at the same time. And JJJ goes for a clothesline,but WM ducks and delivers a Sidewalk Slam. Then WM quickly hops to his feet,and signals for his finisher. WM lifts JJJ up over his shoulder,and carries him to the corner. He climbs up the turnbuckle,with JJJ on his shoulder. And turns JJJ around,and delivers a Powerbomb from the top ropes!
My gawd King! My Gawd! It has to be over.
War Machine goes for the cover,and the count: "1.....2....3!"
That's it!
JJJ really took a beating tonight,at the hands,of the STILL....number one contender...War Machine!
Wow! BJ is in for a surprise on Smackdown!
He sure is! But up next...Road Dogg,and Bad Ass,the two remaining DX members,taking on the newest stable....Xtreme Soldiers. You better believe Road Dogg's looking for some pay pack,and Billy is ready to show us his stuff! But,what about Rikishi...he may be setting the New Aged Outlaws up,for a Banzai Drop.
Noooo...why do you have to talk about Rikishi's ass at a time like this!
It looks like Rikishi's getting ready. And that match is up next!
The cameras switch over to commercials: "Scream 3,in theatres now" "Microsoft" "Chevy 4x4" "M&M's" The scene fades back in to JR,and the King.
We're back,and here comes DX!
Oh you didn't know.........your ass better calllll somebody! You see it's me...it's me! It's that D,OOOOOOOOOOOO,double G! With that B,A,double Crooked Letter!
Road Dogg,and Billy make their way up the steps,and into the ring. As Road Dogg continues his little gig.
WELCOME...to the Dogg House! Where we like to kick that shiznik....DOGGY STYLE!! Ladies,and Gentleman,Boys,and Girls! Children of all ages! Degeneration X,proudly brings to you...it's soon to be Tag Team Championssss of the Worllllllllld!
The Road Dogg Jesse James,the Bad Ass Billy Gunn!
The New...Aged....Outlaws!
And of course,if your not down with THAT....I got two words for ya!
Crowd yells,"Suck It" And Jericho's music blast over the loud speakers. Jericho steps out on the ramp,and the fans have mixed reactions. Jericho quickly interrupts.
Welcome,to Raw,is Jericho!
Now,now,now! It seems that the Outlaws are at it again! Road Dogg,when will you learn that you are a nothing,a nobody,a once was! But,as far as I go! I am STILL....the Ayatollah,of Rck n'Rolla! And I am still one bad Mamma Jamma! And Badass...Badass...Badass! When will you learn!
That there is only ONE Badass around here! And you wil never....eh...eh...EVER! Be as bad,as this ass man!
The fans begin cheering loudly,and out walks Rikishi.
The fans are going nuts,as the 500 pounder makes his way to the ring.
My god JR! That is one bad ass....hahaha!
Your right King,and let's just home he won't be sitting on any of those Outlaws!
Can he do that!?
He sure can! Now let's head to the ring!
Y2J starts it off for the Xtreme Soldiers,and Bad Ass starts it off for the Outlaws. They both lock up in the middle of the ring,and Bad Ass delivers a knee to Jericho's mid-section. Jericho gauges at BA's eyes,and BA stumbles back into his corner. Y2J charges at BA with a clothesline,but BA moves in time and Y2J rams his chest into the turnbuckle. BA quickly takes advantage,and begins pouding on Y2J in the corner. BA suddenly stops,and runs over to Rikishi's corner,and shoves Rikishi. Rikishi is very upset,and tries to get in the ring,but the ref runs over to stop Rikishi from entering the ring. Meanwhile the Outlaws take advantage,and begin double teaming Jericho in the corner. BA tags in RD,and RD begins doing a punch combo,that takes Jericho to one knee. The ref directs his attention back towards the action. RD backs up in the XS's corner,and is about to charge at Y2J with a knee,but Rikishi reaches out,and grabs RD by the shoulder,causing RD to fall to the mat. RD gets up very upset,and shoves Rikishi. Again Rikishi tries to get in the ring,but the ref stops him. RD quickly runs over to the corner. And BA and RD begin double teaming Y2J again. RD,and BA exchange a few blows on Y2J. And then RD executes a DDT. BA climbs up on the turnbuckle,and drops on Y2J's with a big leg. The ref turns back around,as BA makes a cover. But the ref forces BA to the outside,and makes the legal man Road Dogg get back in the ring. RD steps through the ropes,and makes a quick cover: "1....2.....kick out"
Woa King! That was close!
RD gets back to his feet,and Body Slams Y2J. RD then walks over,and makes a tag to BA. BA climbs back on the turnbuckle,and waits for Jericho to get to his feet. Y2J finally gets to his feet,and BA goes for a Double Axe Handle Smash,but Y2J dropped to one knee,and punched BA in the gut. BA feel to the ground,rolling around on the canvas,holding his stomach. Y2J begins crawling over to Rikishi,as BA begins crawling towards RD. BA makes the tag,and RD races across the ring,but at the last second Y2J reaches out,and makes the tag. Rikishi steps into the ring,and RD backs up,begging to be unharmed. RD sees that it's not working,and attempts to ram his knee,into Rikishi's gut,but Rikishi grabs his leg,and pushes RD to the mat. BA gets up and charges at Rikishi. Rikishi ducks,and tosses BA up and over the top ropes. BA rolls under the ring,and isn't visible to the cameras. RD gets to his feet,and charges at Rikishi,but Rikishi lifts him up for the Rikishi Driver. Rikishi puts his arms out to his side,and delivers the Rikishi Driver. RD's head bounced right off the mat,as Rikishi doesn't go for the cover. Y2J begins getting to his feet,as he stands on the outside apron. Rikishi starts to drag RD to teh corner,to attempt the Banzai. When all of a sudden two men appear from behind the curtain.
What,what the hell!? That's Dean Malenko! And he's got Atlas with him! Well--what--what the hell is going on here King!?
I don't know! What's Malenko doing at an XWF event?
Rikishi has RD setup in the corner,and begins climbing up the turnbuckle. The ref sees Atlas,and Malenko attacking Y2J. And begins yelling at both men. BA rolls out from under the ring,with a Sledge Hammer,and places it between Rikishi's legs. Rikishi goes for the Banzai,and smacks his family jewels,right on the Sledge Hammer. Rikishi falls by RD's legs,and RD rolls him up for the pin. BA gets the refs attention,and the ref turns towards the pin. The cover:"1.......2.......3!" The Outlaws win!
What has just happend King?! The KORT is coming to ringside,and are beating up on Y2J. Why and the hell? What does the KORT have against Y2J?
I don't know JR,but the Outlaws are doing a number on Rikishi.
Wait! Here comes Kamakazee with a Baseball bat,and he's swinging all over the place like a Mad Man!
He better watch it JR! He's gonna hurt somebody!
Ain't that the point King? Ain't that the point King?!? Ain't that the damn point!? Well,the battle is clearing up,and the Xtreme Soldiers are standing alone in the ring! They were out-numbered for this battle,but still got the job done! Even though they won't be going on to the second round! Well,make sure to watch the big card we have set for Smackdown! Will see you Saturday!
