The scene opens up in Los Angeles, California. The fans are going wild like usual for a wrestling event. The camera shows a few fan shots as well as some outside views. Then it cuts directly backstage to Kevin Kelly. He is standing with a microphone in hand by a door that reads 'The Rock'. The fans start to cheer a bit for the Old School member. Then War Machine walks up carrying a duffel bag on his shoulder and twisting the cap off of a water bottle. He takes a sip as he passes Kevin Kelly. But Kevin stops him before he goes any further.
Kevin Kelly- Excuse me War Machine! But have you seen the Rock?
War Machine- Yes I actually have seen the Rock. He was down the hallway looking for a phone. Is that the only question you have for me? Or are you going to ask me about my match with Austin?
Sorry I don't have anymore questions. Go talk to Michael Cole. I think he's suppose to set something up. Thanks for the info though buddy.
Yup anytime....but ummm...don't call me your buddy!
Oooook...well see you later War Machine.
Take care Kev!
Kevin Kelly begins walking down the hallway the direction War Machine was coming from. The camera follows closely behind. After about two turns they see the Rock who is standing behind someone in like at the Pay Phone. Rock glances up to see Kevin Kelly approaching. So he puts his head down and turns it the other way. He puts his hand by his face hoping Kevin doesn't recognize him. But it's too late as he walks right next to the Rock.
Hey Rock.....(taps him on shoulder)....Rocky can I get a word with you.
Rock continues to ignore him and it seems pretty comical. Kevin taps him again and this time the Rock slowly turns his head to look right down at Kevin Kelly. He gives him a disgusted look.
Rock can we get a few words with you on your match?
Kevin holds the microphone up to get a responce. He stands there for a few seconds of silence looking like a complete idiot. When finally the Rock puts his hand out in front of Kevin's face. He snatches the microphone off of him while leaving his hand inches away from his face.
What in thhheeee bluuuue hellll...are you doing!? Can't you see the Rock is waiting to use the phone? Can't you tell that the Rock is hoping that this red head, Betsy Ross-loving-freak, would get his geeky eye glasses and his 5 pieces of facial hair off the phone!
The man looks back with the phone to his ear and gives the Rock an ignorant look. He turns back around and whispers something into the phone.
Red Head Loser- Sorry honey...some jerk is being rude.
What in the Sam Hill did the Rock just hear you say slappy? Because if you said...what the Rock thinks you said...then the Rock thinks your minutes are up!
Rock snatches the phone out of the guy's hand. And begins talking into it.
Hey...listen here sun shine! The Rock doesn't know what your name is....infact the Rock doesn't care who you are....you can be Jose the guy who works at the 7/11 for all the Rock cares! What....you ARE the guy who works at 7/11?
Rock takes the phone and hangs it up. He looks right at the red head guy who blinks non stop.
Good god man! The Rock thought you looked like a little fruit. But the Rock didn't think you actually played with nuts!
That comments draws a few laughs and Rocky chants from the crowd. The man walks away and Rock begins shaking his head. He looks over at Kevin Kelly with a stunned look.
Are you still here pot belly? Shouldn't you be trying out for the Porky Pig look-a-like contest right about now? You know...bip-bi-ip-bi-ip....that's alllll folks!
The crowd laughs some more. Kevin Kelly brings the microphone down a tad to answer.
Actually I wa--
Shhhhh!
I was jus--
Shhhhhhh!
I was just--
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR DOING! The Rock doesn't care...the people don't care....not even your little porno pal Michael Cole cares! You see this is the Rock's show! The people come to see the Great One! They don't come to see the Great White! So step back...hey....the Rock says take a few steps back. Because not only are you blocking the Rock's spotlight. Your also blocking the damn sunlight! What is it with you fat people? You don't think that belly gets in the way? Now why don't you let the Rock take this microphone from you. Because frankly....the Rock can do your's and his job at the same time. Just as the Rock can whip Kurt Angle and Sam Hill's ass at the same time! The Rock knows it....Kurt Angle knows it...that Queen Hill knows it! And come time for the Pay Per View....the whole world will know it! But how can the Rock be for certain that he's going to come out on top like all my late night events? And how does the Rock know that Sam Hill will be staring up at the man who just beat him....like he does every late night!? Well you see the Rock doesn't know that. The Rock can do alot of things. The Rock can lay the smackdown on two men at once. The Rock can hit the most electrifying move in sports. And the Rock can raisssse the people's eye brow!
The crowd goes nuts for the Rock's eyebrow. As the girls scream for him as well.
But a fortune teller the Rock is not. There's only one person who can tell the future. There's only one person who can know the outcome at An Eye For An Eye...before it happens! And luckily for the people...and luckily for the Great One! The Rock knows that one person. So hold on just a second. The Rock needs to make a call.
The Rock picks the phone up and is about to dial when he looks over at Kevin Kelly.
You wouldn't happen to have a quarter would you fat man?
Kevin Kelly shakes his head 'no'. Rock reaches into his pocket and pulls out a quarter.
Yeah the Rock figured you'd spend all your money on those jelly doughnuts. Lucky for you the Rock just so happens to have a quarter!
Rock puts quarter into slot and begins dialing. He has his ear to the phone and waits a few seconds. Then he begins speaking to someone on the other line.
Hello! Yeah this is the Rock.....ha...yeah how are you? Rock's doing just fine, just fine. Listen can you connect the Rock to extension 861 please? Alright....thanks alot...yeah the Rock will hold.
Rock puts one finger up to the camera and mouths 'This will only take a few seconds'. Then he looks over at Kevin Kelly and begins shaking his head. He looks back up at the camera and begins speaking.
Don't these people know they shouldn't kept the Great One waiting! The Rock got things to see and people to do for christ sake!
Isn't that PEOPLE to see and THINGS to do?
For you Roundy...it is! But for the Rock...it's just like the Great One stated. And another thing the Rock didn't ask you to talk. You can just keep your mouth shut. Ahhh! What is it with this annoying music they play on the phone? They should have the Rock singing their tunes for them.....you know Round-A-Bout it would go a little something like this!....Welllll since Rock's got a match signed....against Angle and Hill....he figured he would send them both..to...Smackdown Hotelll!
Crowd starts cheering and chanting for the Rock.
Hello? Oh sorry bout that!....Thanks alot.....yeah the Rock knows he can carry a fine tune. So you need the Rock's birthdate right? Ok....(Rock whispers into the phone so nobody can hear him.).....yup that's right! You need the Rock's name? Well the Rock just told you his name....the Rock! Oh you need the Rock's real name?...Fine if it will make these readings more accurate. The name is Dwayne Johnson....yes it is. Ok so can we get down to buisness? Alright sounds great! Now you see the Rock....yeah that's me...you see the Rock has a match against Sam Hill and Kurt Angle at the Pay Per View this week. And the Great One was wondering if you knew the outcome to the match?......Uh-huh....yup....what you mean you don't understand? Ok...you pulled the 'King of Cups' card right? Annnnnd....you pulled the 'Death' card next? Haha...well the Rock thinks he understands perfectly clear about the cards you pulled....What!? What do you mean "Call You Now"? I just called you!...Oh it's a publicity stunt! The Rock can understand that....Rock always dealing with the public. Well thanks you were a big help....ok...you take care Miss Cleo!
The crowd laughs and cheers at the fact that Rock just called Miss Cleo. Rock hangs the phone up and looks over at the camera. He holds the microphone up close to his mouth.
Sam Hill....Miss Cleo might not have been able to tell the immediate future for me. But the Rock knows what the cards meant! "King Of Cups"....."Death"....it means Death to the King! It means your precious little belt....and that title of being a King....belongs to the Rock! You see you haven't lost since you were crowned the King. You have been recognized as loyalty around here. But at An Eye For An Eye that all ends! At the Pay Per View it will be the Rock....who is the NEW KING! You must know now....that the Rock will be labeled the greatest superstar in the Universe! Because with me as Universal Champ...atleast that label will finally be believable! If you think you were on the rise...think again Hill! You see the Rock is here now. The Rock is like a reborn again Christian! And the Rock fully plans on making this the turning point of his career. An Eye For An Eye signals the rebirth of the Great One! The Rock will finally be right smack dab in the spotlight once again! Main Eventing on the Rock's show...Showdown! And becoming a dominate force in the XWF once again. So Hill know this....know that at the Pay Per View...your going to have to go one...onnnn one...with the Great One--
Excuse me Rock...but it's not a one on one match. This match is triple threat and will involve Kurt Angle.
Are you serious Tons of Fun? Did you just mention Kurt Angle and the Rock's name in the same breath? We all know that Kurt Angle stands more of a chance at a Gary Coleman look-a-like contest...than he does in the Ring with the Rock! Infact after the Rock lays the smackdown on his Red, White and Blue ass in the middle of the Rock's ring. Angle will be left with only one question.....What you talking bout Willis?
The crowd begins laughing at the Rock's reference to Gary Coleman and his great impression.
Come time for the Pay Per Vew. The Rock will be ready...so Kurt Angle if your looking for a free ass kicking...just bring it! And Sam Hill....if your looking for someone to dethrown your overrated, jaborni ass....then JUST...BRING IT! Because you better believe the Rock will bring all he's got. If you smelllllll.....
Crowd yells "What the Rock...Is Cooking!?" Rock begins sniffing around. He picks his head up and points his nose to the ceiling. He sniffs some more. He looks down and begins looking around the hallway like he's looking for something. Then he puts the microphone right up to his face and the camera gets a extreme close up on him. Suddenly his hand comes into the picture and he slips his sunglasses on. He gives one more biiiiig sniff.
Lalalalala....la...la......laaaa! What the Rock...issssss cooking!?
Rock turns and walks away out of view. Leaving the fans cheering for more as the scene fades to black.
