The scene opens up in the backstage area in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Chris Benoit has his foot on a chair and is lacing up his boots. Edge and Christian are looking through a bag of M&Ms. Christian pulls out a blue one and is about to eat it when.
Edge- Dude what do you think you're doing?
Christian- What does it look like my favorite eldest brother? I'm eating this blue M&M.
Before Christian can put it in his mouth Edge pulls it off of him and holds it in his hand.
First off I am your only brother! Secondly you're not getting the blue M&M...because....muah....the E&C brother who oozes the most greatness...is!
Edge is about to put it in his mouth when Christian pulls it off of him.
Yes you are right...I do ooze the most greatness. Plus I bought the damn bag myself!
Wait a minute you bought the bag with the money I gave you!
No I bought those sun glasses you're wearing with the money I gave you.
What? Whoa! Hold on a second....you said you bought these at the mall and they were 90 dollars!
No I bought them...with the M&M's...at the flea market....for 90 cents!
Oh you little bastard! I'm getting the blue M&M!
No I am!
They start fighting over the blue M&M. Edge pulls it off of Christian and then Christian pulls it off of Edge. This scenario along with the back and fourth bickering happens for a few more moments until finally.
Chris Benoit- Guys! Guys! There is more than one damn blue M&M! So why don't you dump them into a bowl and seperate it and each of you get the same amount of blue ones.
Oh wow! No one can pull a fast one on you Chris. I mean after the way you lost that title shot...I'd be very cautious of everything and everyone.
Yes well....maybe you should worry about your own damn titles. Because soon they'll be around Full Authority's waist.
Guys can we stop the fighting. Jeez Lo Weez! Ok...one for me....one for you....two for me...two for you...three for me....three for you....annnnnd....four for me....
Wait! What how is that fair? Why do you get four and I get three?
We have been over this before brother mental case. I went to the store and I bought them.
Well...duuuuuh! Because I drove you to the store in my car! And I gave you the money to pay for them. I would say that seventh blue M&M is mine.
Sorry...I think Rey-Rey must of knocked a few screws loose. Because you have been acting all crazy lately. The last blue one is mine!
It's miiiine!
No it is miiiine!
Nuh-uh Christian!
Yes-huh...Eddddge!
Hey! Why did you say my name like that?
Why are you trying to take my blue M&M...Eddddge!
Stop calling me that!
No! And I'm getting the seventh M&M!
I am!
I am!
Benoit stops meditating in the corner and steps between both of them. He reaches into the little bowl that they dumped all the M&Ms in and he pulls out a blue M&M. He places it into his mouth, gives a few chews and swallows. (The M&M you sickos!)
Now if you could just put this energy into training with me. You might have a shot to beat them. I have to go worry about Kurt Angle and the two titles. You should start training with me sometime this week. Give me a call boys.
Edge and Christian just stare at each other in shock. Then as Benoit leaves they finally snap out of it.
Dude! Benoit is totally one smart cookie.
Yeah he is! Now are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah we need some Code Red Mountain Dew to help us drain these buddies down.
The two men stand up and leave their bowl of M&Ms behind. The camera follows down the hallway as they reach a pop machine. Edge looks at Christian who pulls his pockets showing how he has no money. Edge shakes his head in disgust and puts in a dollar and pushes the button for Code Red Mountain Dew. He then puts in another dollar and does the same thing. They both bend over and grab their Dews. They make their way back to the locker room. As soon as they walk inside the room they notice that Eddie's there. He has a bowl in his hand and is about to leave. Suddenly they stop him and look in the bowl.
Eddie what are you doing?
Eddie- Oh I was just eating some M&Ms and now I'm going to get a drink. But since you guys have those I guess we can share.
Wait...dirty, mexican guy....where's the blue ones?
In my stomach of course.
Alright now which blue ones did you eat. Numbers 2, 4 and 6? Or 1, 3 and 5?
I don't know...I ate them all by the hand full.
Well where the rest of them at?
I told you...I ate them all. Now give me that can.
Edge and Christian stare at each other. Almost in shock at what they just heard. Then they look down at their cans and start smiling.
Sure Eddie...you can have these cans!
Edge pulls his hand back and drills Guerrero in the head with the full can of pop. Edge then kicks him the gut and tosses him to the ground. Christian opens up his Dew and pours it all over Eddie. They both start kicking him over and over. And then they just storm out of the locker room looking very upset. Suddenly Benoit walks back in the locker room and looks down at Eddie. Eddie is lying down on top of Benoit's favorite shirt covered in pop. Benoit can't believe his eyes.
You stupid rat looking mexican!
Benoit gives him a swift kick across the head and then grabs his bag and leaves the room. Eddie remains on the floor battered and bruised like always. As the scene fades to black.
