New Review on the way (04/30/03) Updated by: Jim

Very few things are able to stir me out of my chronic laziness, but Gods and Generals is such a thing. Expect a review for this steaming piece of shit real soon.

Sanity shots up (finally) (06/12/02) Updated by: Jim

Well I've finally gotten around to uploading the Sanity screenshots. You'll find most of them here and the rest in the review.

Changed some layoutage (06/11/02) Updated by: Jim

I've gone through and changed the layout of the reviews/screenshots section. You no longer have to click through a million and a half pages to get to what you want to see. Go to the games section, click on the game, and it brings you straight to the review. Some screenshots will be shown in with the review, and any that don't fit in the review will be on their own page linked at the bottom of the review page. It makes everything oh so much better. Who loves ya?

COMIC!!!11! (06/07/02) Updated by: Jim

Yes, I'm well aware that at this point all I've been uploading is comics, but you're just gonna have to wait. I've got 2 more reviews rip-roarin' to go, but they still need a few finishing touches. The Sanity screenshots will be up as soon as I can narrow down the 200 I have. Later.

New comic (06/03/02) Updated by: Jim

I've got yet another comic from Pete. Enjoy.

New updates on the way (05/30/02) Updated by: Jim

Seth and I just came into possession of 6 new crappy games, and quite frankly, this current crop is so horrible I don't even know if we can actually even PLAY them, let alone review. If we do, you're lucky, lucky people.

We now have comics! (05/24/02) Updated by: Jim

My buddy Pete has so graciously decided to let us rape his artistic ability, using it against its will to create crappy comics. Hopefully, this will become a regular feature, but if not, FUCK YOU!!!1

Forums (05/21/02) Updated by: Jim

As part of the new renovation, I've added forums. I'm still currently fiddling around with them, but that's about what they'll look like. Have fun.

New review (05/15/02) Updated by: Jim

Beyond the new Skydive! review and the eXtreme PAINTBRAWL 2 screenshots from yesterday, I've just now uploaded the full review of Sanity: Aiken's Artifact. I am also a blithering idiot and fucked up the HTML code for every single e-mail link. You'd think that by now I'd know the difference between a period and a colon? How's THAT for a big update?



Hardcore overhaul (05/14/02) Updated by: Jim

When I said yesterday that I'd probably have a new look in a week or two, I was, as usual, lying through my teeth. It took me a couple of hours, but here it is, crappy games v2.0. So long horrible ms-paint images that I made 3ish years ago, so long straining to read, so long YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I may have inadvertantly (purosely) deleted all the old images, so the old news section will look pretty fucking stupid for a while. But just remember, the SITE looked pretty fucking stupid for a while, so quit your whining. I intend on registering the crappygames.com domain soon (if it hasn't been taken already, if it has, then fuck whoever did it in the ass), and getting a decent server off of shittlefire. To hold you over till I have the new review of Sanity and screeshots, I have a nice little review of Skydive! for you.....HERE! and screenshots from eXtreme PAINTBRAWL 2 (god help us) here.



New review on the way (05/13/02) Updated by: Jim

I just managed to get a hold of Sanity: Aiken's Artifact (with ICE T, AIGHT!!!!1) for 99 cents. Had I paid more than that, I might be pissed off, but as it is, I just feel empty inside. Hopefully I'll have a review of it up soon, but for now, you can suffer through the audio track that is found both in our downloads section and HERE oddly enough...
I've also added little teeny tiny changes to the download page beyond adding this new link, I'm experimenting with different layouts for the site as we speak, and hopefully I can have it all redone and pretty looking in a week or two.



Minor changes (05/12/02) Updated by: Jim

I've basically just made some changes under the hood of the site that should make things easier for ME, not you. If, for some strange reason, you had any review or screenshot linked, chances are exactly 100% that the link will no longer work. Pics for Ultimate Paintball Challenge will be a while in the coming, as the reviewer is now dead to me (for a week at least), once he is resurrected in some voodoo ritual involving virgins and goats, I'll have them. I will now return to my life of death and destruction.



New friggin review goddammit! (05/10/02) Updated by: Jim

Well hooooooooly shit, there appears to be some sort of new review specimen in the review section. How in the holy fuck did we finally pull this one off? Ask Seth, the lovable little bugger that he is. Unlike me, he was able to pry himself away from starting at gaping anii on this magical realm of debauchery known as the interweb, and wrote a review. You'll find it HERE.



Updates and new layout on the way (03/21/02) Updated by: Jim

Why looky that, we haven't bothered updating in over a year. Thought we were dead didn't you (the sound of crickets chirping under my computer desk being the only answer)? Anyway, we've decided that we're gonna start dicking around with the site again, gonna be posting some new reviews at some point somewhere in the future, hopefully by the end of the week (although based on our magical year and a half-long disappearance, I'm not guaranteeing anything). Add to that the fact that I've gotten absolutely sick and disgusted with this piece of shit layout that I came up with almost 3 years ago, and you've got a recipe for disaster. I'm currently fucking around with the layout to try and get the site to be more comfortable on our aging eyes while trying to read this piece of shit in a dark room. I'm leaving the archived news laid out in the old-fashioned way because (1) I don't feel like changing every single page on the goddamned site, and (2) I want to be able to go back and laugh at how they look. Good day.



Does the evil never cease? (10/13/00) Updated by: Jim

I want to know right here, and right now, just who the HELL decided to make this bastard Cap'n Crunch game. Whoever you are, watch your back boyo, I'm coming after you. I will hunt you to the ends of the earth and then make you play this shit. Jeezus. Expect a review of the piece of ass that they like to call "Capn'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure" sometime soon.

Also, I'm telling you all that you will never in a million years see a review for Daikatana on this website. No, not because it's actually a decent game, but because no one can get the bastard to work on their computers. At some point I'll throw together a "feature" showing my opinions on the game based on the intro movie, all that anyone can manage to see. Is that being overly judgemental and biased? No.



Another new download and minor update (10/10/00) Updated by: Jim

I've just uploaded an audio track from eXtreme PAINTBRAWL to expose all you poor souls to the shittyness of the music. Get it here in mp3 format. I've also archived the last section of news due to the excessive clutter.



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