BBW FUNNIES
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
---Anonymous
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 lb. box of candy ---Anonymous
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Blossom Fuller cartoon appears courtesy of Kathy Shaskan
NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner?
SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices?
NEWLYWED: Yes and No.
DIET DEFINITIONS: The word "stressed" makes perfect sense since it is "desserts" spelled backwards.
can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

Updated: May 6, 2001