Being here with you today fulfills every dream on my Christmas checklist.
Now all I got left to do is give Torrie Wilson a pearl necklace.
But first I got Big Show trouble, that dude is making my blood hot.
I'm gonna bust his face up, he'll look like Saddam Hussain's mug shot.
They say I can't beat The Big Show, I say go ahead and watch.
I may be wrestling a giant, but the real Big Show is in my crotch.
No doubt, this match is huge, but come on ya'll let's be honest.
I ain't losing to Big Show, this ain't no pie eating contest.
And he can't see us bro, his game is tight.
Big Show beating me is like trying to get the French to fight.
He picked the wrong frickin day to start some beef with me.
I got air force, navy, army and USMC
For real, Saddam never had a chance with troops like you around him.
We should bury that bastard in the same hole that you found him.
I wanna say thanks for protecting me and my children's children.
And for fighting for the people who lost their lives in the day of the falling buildings.
Ya'll are the real heros, I place nobody above you.
This is coming from my heart, peace ya'll, I love you.