Tis the season to be spreading love and holiday cheer.
I'm pissed. I've been getting ripped off for 26 years.
I asked for presents. All I ever got was yellow snow.
So this year I turned Mrs. Claus into a Ho Ho Ho.
Christmas Even, when Santa Claus is skipping over my house.
I'll be in his crib, with my hand up Mrs. Claus' blouse.
And when his fat ___ gets stuck down some small chimney.
While she'll be hanging off the balls from my Christmas tree.
Yo. With all the other elves up there, I don't know who else has tapped it.
So when I give her my Christmas gift I'll be sure to wrap it.
So put out your milk and cookies for Good Ol' St. Nick.
The longer he's gone, the longer Mrs. Claus is working my ____!