It's true. It's damn true. John Cena's the fifth member.
I would have joined Team Lesnar but they are all the wrong gender.
That's why I told them 'Hell No' when they gave me an invitation.
Ain't no way I'm gonna join the Nation of Masturbation.
And Brock's just a little _____ hiding behind them tattoos.
But wait, I brought Brock a bra to hide his man-boobs.
And Big Show's gained 500 pounds since last week.
It's like them three giant partners are squeezed between his ___ cheeks.
Their whole team are fairies flying to Never Never Land.
They ain't gonna beat us dawg, because they don't know the Method Man.
Their whole team is full of chicks. I'm sick of all of this.
I'm a Doctor of Thuganomics, they need a gynecologist.
Now that Cena's on the roster Team Angle's legit.
Team Lesnar is five oversized pieces of ____!