We just saw Brock Lesnar break Zach Gowen's only good leg.
Well I guess Zach should cut his losses and learn to walk on wooden pegs.
It ain't no secret, everyone knew he was gonna get smoked like a joint.
Forget his handicap, Zach sucks because he's from Detroit.
The only time you people look good is at nighttime during a blackout.
This ain't Joe Louis Arena, it's the World's Biggest Crackhouse.
And please read between the lines, because I'm giving you the middle finger.
Detroit's got more white trash than Jerry Springer.
The best part about this city is that I'm leaving here tomorrow.
You think I suck? Well I know you swallow!