This Great American Award? I'm going to win it tonight.
It's a no-brainer, even Kurt Angle can get it right.
I'm the United States champ, I put on a demonstration.
I beat two Italians last week to get this nomination.
Rene Dupree was ringside with one of his poodle mutts.
So, I punked out a French dude and hit his with my nuts.
So whoever I'm fighting tonight, I've got a word of advice, man.
I be slamming cats with style, just like I was the Iceman.
I got a little something to say to the rest of the nominees.
Don't get choked up when you lose, get choked up on these.