The kid pumpin up his shoes, that's who you got your money on.
Bet on anybody else? Yo your money gone!
I'm the franchise! I don't care if it's SmackDown or Raw.
Keep it official, with the Mitchell and Ness Tug McGraw!
There's twenty nine other dudes? They can't see me!
And tonight? The Royal Rumble goes to...
RVD: R V D.
That dude's a trip.
Looks like he been talking to Mary Jane.
He thinks he beatin' me tonight? He can suck my candy cane!
I'm cutting through competition, your boy is sharp as a knife!
Tonight I win the Royal Rumble! Word Mutha Freakin Life!